The Powerpuff Girls in high school

Given that cartoon and TV characters age at a slower rate (if at all), I thought this was a cool update of the Powderpuff Girls as high schoolers. Thanks to adolescence, Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup have developed their own tastes and personalities even further. Bubbles’ love of animals through her stockings, Blossom remaining serious because she’s probably carrying her homework and Buttercup is tuned out, listening to music on her iPhone via earbuds.

However, I’m confident the sisters still band together to fight evil and injustice threatening the City of Townsville. I wonder if the artist created some updated villains for them to clobber such totally new ones alongside an older Gangrene Gang, Mojo Jojo and a teen Power Princess.

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An overdue Kate Bush shirt!

Not much else to say other than she is one of my top five artists of all time alongside Neil Finn, Peter Gabriel, Andy Partridge and Weird Al Yankovic. It’s why I also readily forgive anything she’s done after 1993 with the exception of the live album she released several years ago, it’s a masterpiece of performance and storytelling. I decided to go with a fan-designed shirt from Teepublic instead of her official site because Kate doesn’t tour. If you want to see her live, you would need a time machine to catch a series of rare live dates she did decades ago.

I’m just glad to have this in my rock n’ roll drawer of shirts now. One day I hope to have a Hounds of Love design to wear.

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1980: Mount St. Helen’s erupts!

I don’t remember too much about this the day when it happened. I think more of the news was I paid attention to was the aftermath, namely how all those people died because they chose not to evacuate. The eruption did have a slight effect on the weather in Illinois, like it being more overcast for a couple days.

Truthfully, my brain was pre-occupied with school ending in a couple weeks, I would be turning 12 over the Summer and The Empire Strikes Back was coming to theaters. Something happening on the West Coast wasn’t too much on my mind. I know I couldn’t wait for sixth grade with Ms. Tolan to end. She made it a living hell and was the most incompetent grade school teacher I’ve had the misery to know. That witch was better suited for a job as a truant officer due to her incompetence and hatred of children.

I don’t recall anyone being worried or scared. Mount St. Helens was no Krakatoa and even as I kid, I had recent memories of volcanoes going off in Italy, Hawaii and Mexico without any concern.

Still, it was interesting to have something like it happen on the Main 48 of America. Today the volcano lies dormant, probably waiting to go off again in the 2070s to 2090s which I think is the time table for most of them. Climate Change could make it sooner or later, not sure which. Given the particulate matter volcanoes eject blocks sunlight and has a cooling effect, maybe it’s something we’d like in reasonable amounts.

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Solar Opposites: one season

From the voice half of Rick and Morty comes a new cartoon mocking pop culture through alien eyes. What makes Solar even funnier is that everyone on earth they encounter could care less about them (Korvo, Terry, Yumylack and Jesse) being aliens. It’s quite opposite, humanity’s ability to readily hate occurs more often, especially to Yumylack and Jesse at their high school.

Is it funny though? Absolutely but it isn’t Rick and Morty thankfully. Terry may be the smart one yet he’s no Rick; despite wanting to leave Earth, he still craves the same level of acceptance and pleasure from Earth inventions as Terry. With this being on Hulu, Solar can go a little further for it’s uncensored and they don’t avoid taking potshots at name brands: KFC, Dave & Busters, Pepsi, etc.

Meanwhile, there’s a constant C story happening in the wall of Yumylack and Jesse’s bedroom which happens to be a giant terrarium. Whenever somebody pisses Yumylack off, they get shot with his shrink ray and put into the wall. Within this closed environment, the shrunken humans have made their own civilization with an economy based upon the candy Jesse provides.

If you love Rick and Morty and other irreverent animated humor, you’ll love Solar Opposites. I’m glad they continue to make jabs at religion, if you watch all eight episodes, I’m confident you’ll know which joke was my favorite. The best comparison would be this, if you love The Simpsons, then you’re sure to love Futurama and Disenchantment. Same goes for Rick and Morty with Solar Opposites.

Hulu only has eight episodes making up the first season. Eight more will be appearing but there is no ETA given.

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RIP Fred Willard

Fred will be dearly missed. He was an incredibly funny guy who never left anything on the bench when he performed. He was also a comedians comedian, an inspiration to his peers and the generations who followed (Tim and Eric readily come to mind). When I went to see Spinal Tap, Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer all praised Fred for his ability to make them laugh and these three are masters in their own right. I’m bummed that I will never got to meet Fred now, I really wanted to experience him and getting my own anecdote. However, I’m still grateful for all he did.

My parents most likely knew of him immediately through Fernwood Tonight, a spinoff of Marty Hartman. Fred blew everyone out of the water as Martin Mull’s second banana on a fake talkshow which propelled him further. I first encountered him through Reality TV’s grandpa Real People which grew old quickly. I was shocked to see him later in funnier things like Americathon (see this if you ever get the chance) because Real People didn’t play to his talents I learned he had. Of course, Fred always stole the show whenever he was cast in Christopher Guest’s numerous ensemble-improv flicks: Best in Show, A Mighty Wind and For Your Consideration. I often enjoyed his cameos in WALL-E, Anchorman, The Simpsons, Married…with Children and Harold & Kumar go to White Castle which are just the tip of the iceberg of his long storied IMDB.com resume. He even did serious stuff such as Salem’s Lot, Murder, She Wrote and Trapper John, MDOne thing I learned and came to admire about him from his Marc Maron interview, he wasn’t afraid to take any job (he’s practically on every sitcom from Seventies until he passed). He loved to perform and was always excited to do anything with new talent. Thanks to him, I had a great question for Tim & Eric when I attended their VIP Q&A. How those two lit up about getting to work with a man they called their hero. I remember Fred saying to Marc (paraphrasing), “I told my agent, get me in touch with these Tim & Eric guys, I want to do their show, I hear they’re doing some really good stuff.”

Thanks for everything Fred. You were a comedic genius and good human being, so many loved you as they expressed it on your passing Saturday. I’m glad you will be appearing posthumously in Netflix’s upcoming comedy Space Force. Given all the crap going on, you will live on one more time with your gifts. You were fearless and it showed!

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Everything is bigger in Texas…

…including the stupidity!

Newsflash from Idiocracy! Somehow CV-19 infections are rising despite Gov. “Shitbag” Abbott’s order to open the state back up two weeks ago! Hmm.

We in the People’s Republic of Austin are mostly ignoring his unscientific fiat by continuing to wear masks, carry out social distancing (mostly) and many of my favorite businesses remain closed. I’m sure the Republicans are disappointed that the mass grave they dug for us Liberals will be mostly vacant.

On the other front, the Republican/NeoConfederate-packed state supreme court has said “no” about mail-in voting. Nevermind “Fearless Leader” getting to with his “residency” in Florida and he doesn’t need a sissy mask. The Republicans are trying to repeat the Wisconsin playbook but with a different outcome. On to SCOTUS where the politicized five thugs (two of whom are rapists, one is a closeted homosexual) will make it clear how much they hate democracy.

At least the weather has been nice and all the people who are rushing out to get infected are Trumpkins, so we Liberals have those in our favor.

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1940: McDonald’s opens

Brothers Richard and Maurice began their restaurant which would become synonymous with America, Fast Food and crappy work (see McJob), for better or worse, on this day. If you saw their place on this day, you wouldn’t recognize it because it was a typical car-hop joint like Steak n’ Shake in the Seventies. They made the famous changes around 1948 when they streamlined the menu to just burgers, fries and drinks; ditched the plates for pollution-making paper stuff; and fired the carhops as now people had to come to the window. Oh, plus their speedier, Taylorist-efficiency model Ray Kroc loved leading to an empire in 1955.

Lately, the burgers have improved as McDonald’s is using fresher meat on the premium items people tend to get, namely the Quarter Pounder. I have yet to try a Big Mac to see if they did the same. Their fries? Still need to eat them while warm or hotter, once they’re lukewarm or cold, they’re trash.

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New Chucks for May 2020, part 7

This is the second pair called Animal Prints. Which animal this should be, I’m not sure. I want to go with a giraffe but I think their pattern is blockier. It could be some type of big feline, again, no clue. As always, still cool.

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US Air Force’s Thunderbirds fly over Austin area

Yesterday, Austin got a sample of what 80 years of bloated, runaway military spending buys as the Air Force’s Thunderbirds flew over. This was Orange Foolius’ attempt to make us forget how his incompetence got us into such a mess:

  • Over 80,000 dead as of now
  • The US has over a quarter of the CV-19 deaths worldwide
  • Over 33 million unemployed
  • Over 27 million without healthcare
  • The economy has shrunk several percentage points with more to come

Let’s hope enough people in the three key states aren’t adolescent morons who are easily impressed when the time comes in November.

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New Chucks for May 2020, part 6

I think I have a pair in this shade of green but I wanted these for the cool pockets on the outside. They may come in handy if I’m at a show or being a tourist, hide some emergency money in there should I get robbed. I’m really surprised the shoes weren’t sold out because  I can see stoners utilizing them to store their weed. Hiding their stash seems to be the only time their brains are being creative.

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Hoser’s house (by bike) achieved!

Today, I got across the second threshold of distance on my hybrid bike, Nancy & José’s house which is 213 miles from Austin.

I’m doing way better too. The soreness in my legs is minimal and the mediation I’m having while riding may have finally led to a solution for one of my D&D campaigns.

Next destination, the distance between my house and Christina’s place.

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Killing Them Softly

Killing was a rather mediocre Crime movie set around the final days of the 2008 election. There’s so much yapping, you’d think David Mamet wrote this but it’s loosely based upon a book I’m not going to look up.

Brad Pitt stars as a free agent hitman hired by the Boston mafia to find out who robbed an illegal poker game. It doesn’t take him very long to discover who the bumbling thieves were but the person behind the operation is someone he knows, so this needs to contracted out. Meanwhile, to send a message, Ray Liotta also has to be whacked to send a message because he had his own game robbed a few years back, never mind his innocence over this matter.

Is it violent? At times. Was it entertaining? No, I found it rather boring and this may have been an ego project for Pitt to show off his acting chops. Killing is more realistic like Goodfellas in how organized crime isn’t glamorous, most of the money making is done through mundane things but there was too much high-brow jibber jabber trying to make a point about America.

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The Star Wars shoes were a bust

I still remain hopeful that Converse and Disney will come together on official Star Wars Chucks since Frozen II appeared to be a success. For the interim, I tried out these knockoffs I found on the Internet. They turned out to be a waste of money because they didn’t fit, I was off by a half size, the cheap Chinese manufacturers used the least amount of material possible…they lacked the heft of a true Chuck; and lastly see below…

Yeah, the manufacturers were too greedy and/or lazy to fix the design for the other side, or they had no fucking clue how English works.

Fear not, I didn’t pay very much and the shoes found a new home where a kid will grow into them.

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New Chucks for May 2020, part 5

How long I have waited for a pair covered in sequins! This is pair numero uno which were in my size. Converse calls it snake skin. Based upon the color scheme, these are also appropriate for celebrating Christmas.

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An important message from Lucy & Emmett

If you still won’t listen to Dr. Fauci and LEGO® Batman, maybe you’ll take the advice of Lucy and Emmett!

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