{"id":12580,"date":"2013-06-30T08:30:48","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T13:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=12580"},"modified":"2013-06-30T15:22:15","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T20:22:15","slug":"a-rather-aggressive-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/06\/30\/a-rather-aggressive-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"A rather aggressive breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/toasterstrudel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12581\" alt=\"toasterstrudel\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/toasterstrudel.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/toasterstrudel.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/toasterstrudel-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Borrowing the joke from\u00a0<em>Animal House<\/em>, I remembered this ol&#8217; gem from high school when Toaster Strudel first appeared in the Eighties. It was on sale at HEB this week so I scored a couple boxes to reminisce what Brian, Cousin Jason and I did with ours one Summer morning in 1985. We usually wrote curse words. I think Brian drew a hand giving the finger. Gotta&#8217; act quickly since the icing melts quickly.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Borrowing the joke from\u00a0Animal House, I remembered this ol&#8217; gem from high school when Toaster Strudel first appeared in the Eighties. It was on sale at HEB this week so I scored a couple boxes to reminisce what Brian, Cousin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/06\/30\/a-rather-aggressive-breakfast\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12580"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12586,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12580\/revisions\/12586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}