{"id":12784,"date":"2013-08-02T08:30:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-02T13:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=12784"},"modified":"2013-08-01T21:20:22","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T02:20:22","slug":"we-dont-do-babiesduh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/08\/02\/we-dont-do-babiesduh\/","title":{"rendered":"We don&#8217;t do babies\u2026duh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/cherylduh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12785\" alt=\"cherylduh\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/cherylduh.jpg\" width=\"356\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/cherylduh.jpg 356w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/cherylduh-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Everbody&#8217;s favorite sociopathic receptionist and heiress has\u00a0received her due as a shirt from the awesome illustrator <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/meganlara.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Megan Lara<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span>. Cheryl gets a special place in the hearts of all Austinites since she corrects Kreiger&#8217;s answer to what is the capital of Rhode Island with her signature &#8220;duh!&#8221; at the end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I had to use her terms with the astronauts crowning her Queen of Mars\u00a0because I&#8217;m tired of the royal baby coverage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Fingers crossed Megan does Lana and Mallory next.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everbody&#8217;s favorite sociopathic receptionist and heiress has\u00a0received her due as a shirt from the awesome illustrator Megan Lara. Cheryl gets a special place in the hearts of all Austinites since she corrects Kreiger&#8217;s answer to what is the capital of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/08\/02\/we-dont-do-babiesduh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shirts","category-shirts-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12784"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12788,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12784\/revisions\/12788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}