{"id":13045,"date":"2013-08-16T13:11:54","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T18:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=13045"},"modified":"2013-08-17T14:53:35","modified_gmt":"2013-08-17T19:53:35","slug":"bender-v-dalek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/08\/16\/bender-v-dalek\/","title":{"rendered":"Bender v. Dalek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/bendervdalek.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13046\" alt=\"bendervdalek\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/bendervdalek.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/bendervdalek.jpg 350w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/bendervdalek-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a>Looks like Abner Doubledeal has found a new money-making promotion for everybody&#8217;s favorite drinking robot. Maybe if\u00a0<em>Futurama<\/em> can be rescued one more time by a cable channel with deep pockets\u2026<\/p>\n<p>One moment\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I have received word from the future on the battle&#8217;s outcome.<\/p>\n<p>The winner by a surprise knockout is\u2026<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13047\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/benderwins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13047\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13047\" alt=\"benderwins\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/benderwins.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/benderwins.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/benderwins-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13047\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bender is great! Daleks suck! Now lets get to a bar so I can drink some booze out of this here trophy and impress some hookerbots!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Abner Doubledeal has found a new money-making promotion for everybody&#8217;s favorite drinking robot. Maybe if\u00a0Futurama can be rescued one more time by a cable channel with deep pockets\u2026 One moment\u2026 I have received word from the future on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2013\/08\/16\/bender-v-dalek\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shirts","category-shirts-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13045"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13050,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13045\/revisions\/13050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}