{"id":17138,"date":"2015-10-20T08:14:51","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T13:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=17138"},"modified":"2015-10-20T08:14:55","modified_gmt":"2015-10-20T13:14:55","slug":"happy-birthday-evie-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2015\/10\/20\/happy-birthday-evie-late\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Evie! (late!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Once again I&#8217;m late for not-so-little Evie. See, I always remember the Martinez Anniversary first, then realize I have forgotten her birthday despite her birth being the night before Nancy and Jos\u00e9 got married.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Man this kid is growing up rapidly. I just hope she&#8217;ll never outgrow having fun with her parents and other goofy adults who enjoy spoiling her with Playmobil and Legos. Why? Well, according iffy-to-reliable sources, girls are hitting the fashionista age sooner and sooner every decade. I wish they&#8217;d get to enjoy being a kid a while longer, being an adult rather blows at my age. On the other hand, kid status has its downside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As for Evie, my wishes for her are to have a great day at school, a kick-ass party either this evening or upcoming weekend and may it be a fantastic year filled with joy, friendship and age-appropriate adventures.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I&#8217;m late for not-so-little Evie. See, I always remember the Martinez Anniversary first, then realize I have forgotten her birthday despite her birth being the night before Nancy and Jos\u00e9 got married. Man this kid is growing up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2015\/10\/20\/happy-birthday-evie-late\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,29],"tags":[128],"class_list":["post-17138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bday","category-news","tag-austin-friend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17138"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17141,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17138\/revisions\/17141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}