{"id":17249,"date":"2015-11-13T08:57:17","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T14:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=17249"},"modified":"2015-11-15T10:36:13","modified_gmt":"2015-11-15T16:36:13","slug":"happy-birthday-benderr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2015\/11\/13\/happy-birthday-benderr\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday Ben(Derr)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_17250\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/benderris2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17250\" class=\"wp-image-17250 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/benderris2.jpg\" alt=\"benderris2\" width=\"400\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/benderris2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/benderris2-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17250\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Probably watching Frozen\u2026again.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Has it been two years? Ugh! Well, in order for this little guy to get older, I must do the same. He just gets cuter with the ladies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Glad to see how Ben is progressing. At dinner the other night, he demonstrated his growing vocabulary. The impressive one was his knowledge of the movie\u00a0<em>Home<\/em>. Maybe I should watch it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Next weekend will be the celebration. Good thing I scored him his gift early, Beatbo! Or as Ben has named the dancing robot, &#8216;bo. Why early? Somara will make the soiree, wait, it takes place during the day, it&#8217;s a fete; me, I&#8217;ll be in Dallas. Fear not. Ben won&#8217;t be too concerned. Long as I keep perfecting my Olaf moves for him.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has it been two years? Ugh! Well, in order for this little guy to get older, I must do the same. He just gets cuter with the ladies. Glad to see how Ben is progressing. At dinner the other night, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2015\/11\/13\/happy-birthday-benderr\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,29],"tags":[128],"class_list":["post-17249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bday","category-news","tag-austin-friend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17249"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17274,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17249\/revisions\/17274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}