{"id":18184,"date":"2016-09-04T08:30:11","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T13:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=18184"},"modified":"2016-09-03T14:43:34","modified_gmt":"2016-09-03T19:43:34","slug":"this-month-youre-stuck-with-zoidberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2016\/09\/04\/this-month-youre-stuck-with-zoidberg\/","title":{"rendered":"This month you&#8217;re stuck with ZOIDBERG!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18185\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/zoidberg-september.jpg\" alt=\"zoidberg-september\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/zoidberg-september.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/zoidberg-september-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">For 2016, I got a\u00a0<em>Futurama<\/em> calendar in which each month is a different character I can convert into a mask! Sadly they skipped Amy and Bender&#8217;s setup is the centerfold. September is everyone&#8217;s favorite loser and inept ship&#8217;s doctor (probably more inept than Doc from\u00a0<em>The Love Boat<\/em>), Dr. Zoidberg!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Reminds me that I need to find the 2017\u00a0<em>Futurama<\/em> calendar now because it remains a favorite show.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For 2016, I got a\u00a0Futurama calendar in which each month is a different character I can convert into a mask! Sadly they skipped Amy and Bender&#8217;s setup is the centerfold. September is everyone&#8217;s favorite loser and inept ship&#8217;s doctor (probably &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2016\/09\/04\/this-month-youre-stuck-with-zoidberg\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,21],"tags":[71,145],"class_list":["post-18184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pictures","tag-cartoons","tag-futurama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18184"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18188,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18184\/revisions\/18188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}