{"id":18416,"date":"2016-10-24T21:01:15","date_gmt":"2016-10-25T02:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=18416"},"modified":"2016-10-31T13:30:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T18:30:18","slug":"jack-chick-is-officially-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2016\/10\/24\/jack-chick-is-officially-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Chick is officially dead\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2026but his brain and heart died decades ago.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Most of you all are probably asking who this turdburglar was and why am I speaking ill of the dead. Well, he was the primary person behind these incredibly ignorant and hateful comics known as <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chick_tract\">Chick Tracts<\/a><\/span><\/strong>. They contained &#8220;cautionary&#8221; tales about the <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #008080;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theescapist.com\/darkdungeons.htm\">dangers of D&amp;D<\/a><\/strong><\/span>\u00a0which helped fuel the anti-D&amp;D demon worship idiocy; incredibly inaccurate about Islam, Catholicism, the Mormons, Communism, Fascism, Freemasons and homosexuals. Then again, hateful &#8220;Christians&#8221; like him aren&#8217;t concerned about pesky things, you know, facts and reality. Fear not, he found a way to offend everybody like Trump if you look these &#8220;comics&#8221; over enough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">However, his trash was ripe for even better parodies like this one on <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"http:\/\/foo.ca\/wp\/chick-tract-satire\/god-hates-the-scene\/\">Rap<\/a><\/strong><\/span>, <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #993300;\" href=\"http:\/\/foo.ca\/wp\/chick-tract-satire\/who-will-be-eaten-first\/\">Cthulhu<\/a><\/strong><\/span>\u00a0and a rebuttal against <span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #993366;\" href=\"http:\/\/foo.ca\/wp\/chick-tract-satire\/whos-your-daddy\/\">creationist bullshit<\/a><\/strong><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">At least one good death occurred in 2016. I make no apologies for this post since I have been a longtime D&amp;D player and often annoyed by Chick&#8217;s ilk.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026but his brain and heart died decades ago. Most of you all are probably asking who this turdburglar was and why am I speaking ill of the dead. Well, he was the primary person behind these incredibly ignorant and hateful &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2016\/10\/24\/jack-chick-is-officially-dead\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[148,180,109],"class_list":["post-18416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dnd","tag-obit","tag-opinion","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18416"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18443,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18416\/revisions\/18443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}