{"id":19498,"date":"2017-08-06T10:25:04","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T15:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=19498"},"modified":"2017-08-06T10:25:04","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T15:25:04","slug":"black-patent-leather-chucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2017\/08\/06\/black-patent-leather-chucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Black patent leather Chucks!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Somara scored these super-fancy Chucks via Men’s Wearhouse of all places. Better yet, they were only $25! They were on clearance. Usually it’s me buying the shoes. They’re very, very shiny so I need to wear them sparingly, like with a suit.<\/span><\/p>\n

I need to tell Somara the old joke about Catholic schools banning these types of shoes (the material not the brand\/shape). Allegedly, they allowed boys to look up girls’ dresses via the reflective nature of the leather. A version of up-skirt photos in the Fifties and Sixties.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Somara scored these super-fancy Chucks via Men’s Wearhouse of all places. Better yet, they were only $25! They were on clearance. Usually it’s me buying the shoes. They’re very, very shiny so I need to wear them sparingly, like with … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,21],"tags":[409],"class_list":["post-19498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chucks-gallery","category-pictures","tag-fancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19500,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19498\/revisions\/19500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}