{"id":24579,"date":"2020-10-11T12:18:08","date_gmt":"2020-10-11T17:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=24579"},"modified":"2020-10-18T13:32:01","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T18:32:01","slug":"delos-upgrades-pences-firmware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/11\/delos-upgrades-pences-firmware\/","title":{"rendered":"Delos upgrades Pence&#8217;s firmware"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/penceupgrade.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24582\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/penceupgrade.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/penceupgrade.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/penceupgrade-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I had to get on the bandwagon mocking Pence being oblivious to a fly landing on his head and staying there for two minutes.\u00a0<em>Westworld<\/em> jokes must be pass\u00e9 too since I&#8217;m the only one I know to bother making the reference. However, this composite (or whatever) is a demonstration of my amateur PhotoShop skills. Obviously I need to learn how to fix the lighting (Pence is &#8220;too bright&#8221;), scale (the tech is a tad too big) and resolution (the photo of Pence had a much higher dpi than the tech). On the other hand, it looks pretty decent on my retina display so I think this would&#8217;ve passed muster to be used on\u00a0<em>Daily Show, The Onion\u00a0<\/em>or Colbert. With how quickly I whipped it together, maybe I could get a job as a graphic artist there!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to get on the bandwagon mocking Pence being oblivious to a fly landing on his head and staying there for two minutes.\u00a0Westworld jokes must be pass\u00e9 too since I&#8217;m the only one I know to bother making the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/11\/delos-upgrades-pences-firmware\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,21],"tags":[109,64,684],"class_list":["post-24579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pictures","tag-politics","tag-science-fiction","tag-westworld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24579"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24609,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24579\/revisions\/24609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}