{"id":24606,"date":"2020-10-17T13:28:36","date_gmt":"2020-10-17T18:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=24606"},"modified":"2020-10-18T13:31:40","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T18:31:40","slug":"quick-get-mcbain-on-the-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/17\/quick-get-mcbain-on-the-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Quick, get McBain on the line!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/mendozatruck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24607\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/mendozatruck.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/mendozatruck.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/mendozatruck-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">While en route to Richland for a football game, this gravel truck was spotted. Screw Qanon, the real conspiracy is Senator Mendoza running an illegal drug-smuggling operation for years!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">OK, it&#8217;s just goofiness since I&#8217;ve been watching\u00a0<em>The Simpsons<\/em> on Disney+ in chronological order and mocking those formulaic maverick cop movies is too fun.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While en route to Richland for a football game, this gravel truck was spotted. Screw Qanon, the real conspiracy is Senator Mendoza running an illegal drug-smuggling operation for years! OK, it&#8217;s just goofiness since I&#8217;ve been watching\u00a0The Simpsons on Disney+ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/17\/quick-get-mcbain-on-the-line\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,21],"tags":[116],"class_list":["post-24606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pictures","tag-the-simpsons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24608,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24606\/revisions\/24608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}