{"id":24650,"date":"2020-10-27T08:01:45","date_gmt":"2020-10-27T13:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=24650"},"modified":"2020-10-28T08:08:56","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T13:08:56","slug":"in-case-you-dont-know-the-difference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/27\/in-case-you-dont-know-the-difference\/","title":{"rendered":"In case you don&#8217;t know the difference"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/italianxeno-joke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24651\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/italianxeno-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/italianxeno-joke.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/italianxeno-joke-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I couldn&#8217;t let October completely pass without a little nod to Italian heritage. This visual joke comes courtesy of my cousin Dana. Pretty funny and accurate since there&#8217;s an old joke about us\u2026ahem! How do you make an Italian shut up? Sit on their hands! Meanwhile, I&#8217;m re-watching the legendary movie on HBO Max because it was one of the few good things to be made when everybody was trying to recreate\u00a0<em>Star Wars<\/em>&#8216; success. Maybe Disney will find a way to make better sequels than <em>Resurrection, Alien &#8220;Cubed,&#8221; Prometheus\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0<em>Covenant<\/em>. Then again, the last three Skywalker-saga movies aren&#8217;t as re-watchable so maybe they should sell the Xenomorph franchise to somebody who can make us forget those four duds.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Oh yeah, I just realized another similarity, the Xenomorph&#8217;s acidic blood feels like the heartburn I&#8217;m not getting in my old age from Italian cooking!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t let October completely pass without a little nod to Italian heritage. This visual joke comes courtesy of my cousin Dana. Pretty funny and accurate since there&#8217;s an old joke about us\u2026ahem! How do you make an Italian shut &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2020\/10\/27\/in-case-you-dont-know-the-difference\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,34],"tags":[276,623,64],"class_list":["post-24650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history","category-italians","tag-alien","tag-joke","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24652,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24650\/revisions\/24652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}