{"id":24993,"date":"2021-01-23T10:50:08","date_gmt":"2021-01-23T16:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maggipicayune.net\/wp\/?p=24993"},"modified":"2021-01-23T10:50:08","modified_gmt":"2021-01-23T16:50:08","slug":"jennifer-has-tested-positive-for-cv-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2021\/01\/23\/jennifer-has-tested-positive-for-cv-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer has tested &#8220;positive&#8221; for CV-19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Jennifer just received the phone call from her employer about an hour ago. We&#8217;re both off to get (re)tested since there&#8217;s a good chance it&#8217;s a false positive given the number of times she is tested\u2014three times a week since Travis County is at Stage 5. And yes, I know, the number of &#8220;negatives&#8221; doesn&#8217;t act as a protection, we&#8217;re getting a second opinion since the sheer number of tests she&#8217;s passed raises the possibility of a false outcome. The bigger pisser in this is that it will put off Jennifer getting the second shot needed for the vaccine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Fingers crossed this works out because I have too goddamned much to get tackled this weekend as well.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jennifer just received the phone call from her employer about an hour ago. We&#8217;re both off to get (re)tested since there&#8217;s a good chance it&#8217;s a false positive given the number of times she is tested\u2014three times a week since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2021\/01\/23\/jennifer-has-tested-positive-for-cv-19\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,29],"tags":[476],"class_list":["post-24993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-news","tag-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24994,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24993\/revisions\/24994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}