{"id":25385,"date":"2021-05-12T08:05:02","date_gmt":"2021-05-12T13:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/?p=25385"},"modified":"2021-05-15T13:50:37","modified_gmt":"2021-05-15T18:50:37","slug":"nein-german-doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2021\/05\/12\/nein-german-doh\/","title":{"rendered":"Nein! (German D&#8217;oh!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dave Attell once said he never wanted to take up jogging because joggers are always the ones who find the dead bodies. Well, this German jogger thought they found a <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2021\/apr\/27\/ww2-bomb-found-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dud grenade<\/a><\/span><\/strong> from WWII in a bag. The police-bomb squad got called out, examined the bag and were confident with 100% certainty that the contents were explosive in another way.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Attell once said he never wanted to take up jogging because joggers are always the ones who find the dead bodies. Well, this German jogger thought they found a dud grenade from WWII in a bag. The police-bomb squad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2021\/05\/12\/nein-german-doh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,36],"tags":[540,163],"class_list":["post-25385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-lost-tales","tag-europe","tag-wwii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25385"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25489,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25385\/revisions\/25489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}