{"id":27298,"date":"2022-05-01T12:37:21","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T17:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/?p=27298"},"modified":"2022-05-03T13:26:59","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T18:26:59","slug":"maydayfor-the-rest-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2022\/05\/01\/maydayfor-the-rest-of-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayday\u2026for the rest of the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">It is in some corners of Amerika, namely where the Amazon and Starbucks workers voted to unionize since only naive schmucks and ass-kissers believe Rich People will ever do the morally right thing\u2026voluntarily.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">On a more fun note, this month&#8217;s header was found via an enjoyable search for images of 1977 in the Summer. I think what you&#8217;re seeing is from a Sears catalog when that store used to matter. Believe me, it was my Grandpa&#8217;s version of Waterloo Records, Pinballz or Rogues Gallery\/Dragon&#8217;s Lair. I&#8217;ve never understood some people&#8217;s obsession with tools and\/or physical labor as leisure, unless you&#8217;re making a semi-useless object. I really like what I found since I was able to avoid the easy, lazier choice,\u00a0<em>Star Wars<\/em> turning 45. Beyond the life-changing movie, I had a pretty good time. It was my first full year in our relatively new house in Champaign, IL (aka the 311 Royal Court days!); Uncle Chief and Aunt Mary with cousins Julie and Matt came to visit us as part of their tour to see the Maggi Clan; and boy did we have a great time hijacking the mounds of dirt our parents bought to remodel the yard. We dug up numerous caves, tunnels and bases for our GI Joes and Hot Wheels!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Yes, I&#8217;m celebrating Summer a tad early for you all who reside in the colder climes. In Austin it&#8217;s practically begun via our balmy temperatures and I like how we got out sooner in college. The extra couple weeks to decompress were nice. Besides, why can&#8217;t it start now? Technically it&#8217;s mid-to-late June if you go by the Earth&#8217;s position around the Sun and Starbucks rolls out the pumpkin stuff by late August and we can avoid the whole debate on when Xmas or Halloween decorations get posted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">So get out there! Hit the pool! Cold brew some iced tea, just keep it unsweet in order to let us modify it as we like! Enjoy what may be a first Summer with wide open crap! Or it might be a false &#8220;positive&#8221; should the next strain forces us to go back to 2020 activities.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is in some corners of Amerika, namely where the Amazon and Starbucks workers voted to unionize since only naive schmucks and ass-kissers believe Rich People will ever do the morally right thing\u2026voluntarily. On a more fun note, this month&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2022\/05\/01\/maydayfor-the-rest-of-the-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,62],"tags":[70],"class_list":["post-27298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-the-site","tag-header-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27298"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27300,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27298\/revisions\/27300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}