{"id":27842,"date":"2022-08-21T14:43:44","date_gmt":"2022-08-21T19:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/?p=27842"},"modified":"2022-08-24T14:49:58","modified_gmt":"2022-08-24T19:49:58","slug":"looking-for-lot-sharks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2022\/08\/21\/looking-for-lot-sharks\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for &#8216;Lot Sharks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27841\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/coptower.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/coptower.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/coptower-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I&#8217;m guessing this is Round Rock&#8217;s solution to parking-lot crime at the outlet mall, having a cop sitting up there like he&#8217;s Sheriff Brody watching for sharks looking for thugs going after shoppers&#8217; discounted Crocs.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing this is Round Rock&#8217;s solution to parking-lot crime at the outlet mall, having a cop sitting up there like he&#8217;s Sheriff Brody watching for sharks looking for thugs going after shoppers&#8217; discounted Crocs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,21],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-27842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-austin","category-pictures","tag-cars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27843,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27842\/revisions\/27843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}