{"id":28378,"date":"2022-12-26T08:46:58","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T14:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/?p=28378"},"modified":"2023-01-01T08:19:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T14:19:45","slug":"dinosaur-conga-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2022\/12\/26\/dinosaur-conga-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinosaur conga line!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-28379\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dinocongaline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dinocongaline.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dinocongaline-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Spotted this for some last-minute supplies on Christmas Eve at my HEB. Jennifer thought the place was going to be insane, nah, it was just the usual except the line for the self-checkout got extreme. Anyway, I thought this was funny and my brain automatically started singing the Bart Simpson&#8217;s taunt at Lisa\u2026&#8221;You don&#8217;t win friends with salad!&#8221; over and over. The poor dino who&#8217;s second to the left is uneasily going along despite being the only plant eater in the line. I&#8217;m too lazy to state what it is, I bet somebody&#8217;s kid knows.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted this for some last-minute supplies on Christmas Eve at my HEB. Jennifer thought the place was going to be insane, nah, it was just the usual except the line for the self-checkout got extreme. Anyway, I thought this was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2022\/12\/26\/dinosaur-conga-line\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,21],"tags":[845,82],"class_list":["post-28378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pictures","tag-dinosaurs","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28408,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28378\/revisions\/28408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}