{"id":29965,"date":"2023-12-26T13:04:15","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T19:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/?p=29965"},"modified":"2023-12-31T21:06:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T03:06:20","slug":"the-weird-part-is-that-it-didnt-come-with-any-batteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2023\/12\/26\/the-weird-part-is-that-it-didnt-come-with-any-batteries\/","title":{"rendered":"The weird part is that it didn&#8217;t come with any batteries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29966\" src=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/flamingteslalego.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/flamingteslalego.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/flamingteslalego-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And if you must know, I didn&#8217;t receive any LEGO sets for Christmas from Jennifer or any member of her family. They think I have too many. NEVER!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And if you must know, I didn&#8217;t receive any LEGO sets for Christmas from Jennifer or any member of her family. They think I have too many. NEVER!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,63,47,21,44],"tags":[86,304],"class_list":["post-29965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ecology","category-humor","category-physics","category-pictures","category-sci-tech","tag-cars","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29967,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29965\/revisions\/29967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}