{"id":5050,"date":"2010-05-13T22:44:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T03:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=5050"},"modified":"2010-05-19T12:32:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T17:32:45","slug":"first-rubber-sheets-now-charcoal-comforters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2010\/05\/13\/first-rubber-sheets-now-charcoal-comforters\/","title":{"rendered":"First rubber sheets, now charcoal comforters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newser.com\/story\/88648\/inventor-of-fart-proof-blanket-tells-all.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333300;\">&#8220;magical&#8221; blanket<\/span><\/strong><\/a> I heard about today would&#8217;ve come in handy during my stint in the dorms with Paul or during the legendary English class incident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This &#8220;magical&#8221; blanket I heard about today would&#8217;ve come in handy during my stint in the dorms with Paul or during the legendary English class incident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factoids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5050"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5097,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050\/revisions\/5097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}