{"id":7441,"date":"2011-02-04T08:53:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T14:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=7441"},"modified":"2011-02-05T10:08:04","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T16:08:04","slug":"apocalypse-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2011\/02\/04\/apocalypse-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"Apocalypse Snow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Picayune<\/em> will probably be slow for a bit. Obviously, the snow and ice is having a negative effect on Central Texas as the numerous low-IQ residents wreck their vehicles: not bad, we only saw three cars almost wipe out as their drivers were going too quickly and slamming on the brakes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Then comes all the other crap I don&#8217;t want to go on about. It just reinforces my negative opinion of how worthless the human race is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">To boot, I&#8217;m fighting off a relapse of the cold I came down with last month. Despite sleeping last night in a hotel to get a hot shower, I barely rested.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pictures, details, etc.\u2026later.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picayune will probably be slow for a bit. Obviously, the snow and ice is having a negative effect on Central Texas as the numerous low-IQ residents wreck their vehicles: not bad, we only saw three cars almost wipe out as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2011\/02\/04\/apocalypse-snow\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7441"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7443,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7441\/revisions\/7443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}