{"id":8011,"date":"2011-04-14T10:06:48","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T15:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smaggi.us-east-1.derr.space\/?p=8011"},"modified":"2011-04-19T16:56:44","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T21:56:44","slug":"why-i-shouldnt-gargle-at-my-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2011\/04\/14\/why-i-shouldnt-gargle-at-my-desk\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I shouldn&#8217;t gargle at my desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Currently, I am still trying shake off a sore throat I have had for about a week. It&#8217;s probably the side effect of yet another sinus infection or what I like to call the<em> Austin malaise<\/em>. Paradise always comes with a price.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Besides the usual regimen entailing Mucinex, throat-comfort tea, cough drops, lozenges and plenty of fluids, I gave in this morning to do the one thing I hate\u2026gargling with warm salt water. Blech! Having the soup at some cafeteria chain my grandmother loved would get you the same effect; salt with some water in it. However, I want this to go away and finally gave in this morning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">New condition, don&#8217;t do it at my cubicle any more. On the third round, I gagged and did a spit-take Danny Thomas would&#8217;ve been proud of\u2026all over my 24&#8243; LED\/LCD. I cleaned it up pretty easily. At least it gave Somara a chuckle, maybe it will for the three readers I may have.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently, I am still trying shake off a sore throat I have had for about a week. It&#8217;s probably the side effect of yet another sinus infection or what I like to call the Austin malaise. Paradise always comes with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/2011\/04\/14\/why-i-shouldnt-gargle-at-my-desk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factoids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8046,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions\/8046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maggipicayune.derr.io\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}