Brrrrrrr! February is off to a crummy start

I thought yesterday’s weather sucked big time but somehow Mother Nature and Jack Frost teamed up to let me know, “You ain’t seen nothing yet!” During the offseason, they do reunion tours with Bachman Turner Overdrive (sic).

Thanks to our fatigue, Somara’s cold and my general stupidity, we forgot to leave a couple spigots dripping, therefore, no water this morning. She called the City of Austin (our source), they said we’ll have to wait until it thaws to today, then we’ll get an idea if anything burst…immediately.

It’s not all bad news. According to Swacket, we’ll be on the mend tomorrow if we can get through the rain/sleet/snow (take your pick) and by the weekend, the weather will be tolerable until the next swing. Then there’s also our vacation fund we’ve built up, over two grand. Should there be an emergency like a burst pipe, c’est la vie. At least we had a buffer of money to absorb the pain.

Fingers crossed nothing bursts and if it does happen, hopefully it’s outside the house.

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Inside joke with Stars’ fans

Tousi is the nickname for forward Mathieu Tousignant who is often the recipient of punches, face washes and other violent actions from the opposition. Sometimes this plays to our advantage because we get a roughing call in our favor but Tousi is only human so he usually fights back, then gets thrown in the box too.

One thing the majority of us fans are confident about is that he probably provoked the other guy into hitting him. We can’t hear it due to the glass yet sometimes you can get an idea what was said by the reaction or lip reading obvious mouth movements, especially f-based words. However, Mathieu is from Quebec which makes me suspect he says something in the province’s French dialect and the other Canadians know it’s offensive. Hence the punchline on the back of the shirt (see below); when I asked for a photo from the wearer, she asked me if I wanted to see the other side.


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Happy Birthday Lester!

My friend, gaming sensei and poet extraordinaire (of at least the Maggi Republic) celebrates his birthday up there in brisk Wisconsin.

This birthday is very special for me because 2011 is the 20th anniversary of us meeting as co-workers at GDW. We became very good friends quickly but what I like the most about Lester is the inspiration he instilled in me about how it’s never too late to do some things you really wanna’ do.

Amendment: Why is Lester such a big deal though? After Doc left Milwaukee for Beaumont and I did the same for Bloomington-Normal, he accidentally filled the void left by Doc on being the wiser, older guy in my life. Like a cool uncle/cousin.

In the gaming realm he taught me rule number one with a group, “If they’re playing it and having a good time, they’re playing it correctly.” It was a corollary to my bias with RoleMaster when I joined GDW; D&D had become too clumsy, inconsistent and unrealistic (as if a Fantasy game ever could be credible). Some may accuse me of returning to my old mindset but I disagree, I’ve become a balance proponent which ruffles the feathers of powergamers with their characters from the Gauntlet videogame. However, I heeded his words since Lester has an impressive publishing resume: D&D, Dark Conspiracy, 2300 AD, MechWarrior, Amazing Engine, Traveller and numerous articles in Challenge and Dragon. He’ll let me know about any I forgot. His first love though is the Horror genre.

Outside gaming, Lester was an inspiration. Growing up, his family was comfortable yet didn’t have the means to help him further his education after high school. Even he was resigned to accept a future without a college degree. So Lester joined the work force, got married and became an Army reservist as a medic over the years. Two of his daughters were born during these years too. All the while, he remained an avid reader, gamer (board and role-playing) and did some writing on the side such as reviews. Eventually he found the financial means and courage to earn his Bachelor’s through Illinois State. Lester enjoyed university enough to continue on for his Masters. Meanwhile, he and his wife Jenny had two more daughters; Lester wrote a string of gaming books from the list I stated earlier; and (I think) he taught English 101 to freshman like many grad students get saddled with. Being an early twenty-something with his fancy schmancy undergrad, I used to believe that if you didn’t “get it together” before you were 25 with an education namely, you were screwed. Lester and Jenny were the Wonder Twins for what they achieved together! Therefore, when Somara discussed culinary school seven years ago, I backed the decision. I would like to get my Master’s one day, once I find a use for such a thing beyond keeping a frame company; what I studied and what I do don’t mess into something practical based upon the cost.

In the hybrid of gaming and the real world, Lester did me the biggest favor…he got me over my biggest objections to writing. We’ve discussed this off and on over the years. We agree that the American education system is currently flawed because it destroys all the joy in writing and reading. These critical skills are converted into tedious, painful chores. I remember how much I’d break into a sweat whenever a teacher said I’d have to turn in 1000-word paper (four pages). All my fellow Marquetters remember the 10-15 page whopper we had to do freshmen year in Donnelly’s Western Civilization course; I thought it was going to kill me! Back to the point though. When I joined GDW 20 years ago, I only planned on being a typesetter and informal IT guy keeping the Macs going. Proofreading was there; I figured I’d get by since we had editors. I had absolutely no interest in editing or developing let alone designing/writing. My grades from high school thru college were good and I received mostly As and Bs with my papers, I just didn’t perceive myself as a competent writer. Plus I hated it. I remember getting the verbal stinkeye from the Milwaukee Sentinel reporter who was surprised when I turned down a stringer opportunity; “Don’t complain to me when you don’t receive the extra money the others get for their pieces.” It wasn’t the dough, I wanted to avoid the humiliation of the editors having to rewrite my work into something worth a damn. Not so with Lester because when GDW had a four-page gap in its new magazine (this would be 2000 words), I stepped up thanks to his past encouragement. The deadline (less than two days) was scary but I took my best shot writing a short adventure for Stormbringer (a game based upon Michael Moorcock’s novels). Lester saw it, said it wasn’t perfect yet it was quite good and more importantly, I captured the spirit of the source material; he had read the books too. I had some setbacks (I never did anything quite so large again) and victories (Black Spine Mountain) afterwords but his sincere words eventually led to greater things: Picayune‘s incarnations as my constant practice and at work, I am usually one of the first to volunteer to write up training/instructional materials. It is amazing how many people get tense over such a thing.

Lastly, it hasn’t always been a one-way street. I’ve had some influence on him with music and he does own an iPod, a little nod to our ongoing Apple v. Everyone Else battles. Again, maybe he’ll grace my Comments section to let me know I haven’t always been the taker in our relationship.

If you know him, give him a buzz and wish him bon anniversaire! He is one of my personal heroes.

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My first pair of skates in over 30 years

Since I don’t play hockey, this entry has to go under the Pictures section of my site.

Anyway, have I lost my mind? Well no, but I would like to get a helmet before I try skating backwards and/or attempting hockey-style stops as my friend Jeremy is perfecting (he starts refereeing kid-level games soon). The explanation for buying my own is the dislike of rentals. Somara and I have been hitting the rink at (what used to be) Northcross Mall practically every week so it’s an investment in protecting my feet. Unlike bowling, skating is trickier when the gear doesn’t fit exactly. I often see teenagers not lacing up all the way, trying to maintain their coolness factor to go with the impractical, fashionable attire; seeing them wearing shorts gives me a sinus headache. I’ll bet they’ll appear cool when their ankles twist or better yet, no front teeth after a nice Superman-esque launch into the boards.

Enough editorializing. I took the plunge in anticipation of another upcoming Stars and Fans event. Otherwise I was going to wait a bit longer, namely after Molly’s dental work. Buying online may also be cheaper yet I am very satisfied with my purchase through the nearby Chaparral Ice. These babies are a sweet Bauer-brand pair they offered for under $200. Sharpening included! I then scored blade covers made in Canada. They didn’t have my team (Flyers in case you forgot), hence I went with the only one offered that I respect.

Should the upcoming forecast for Central Texas not cripple the area and cause a panic for bottled water and toilet paper, I will be officially breaking them in at the rink this upcoming Thursday. Then my next goal (no pun intended) is to wear them on CPC’s ice like my AHL team gets to.

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I caught an official puck at the game!

…and not in the face as I’ve seen over the years!

This evening’s 5-4 SO loss to the Abbotsford Heat (near Vancouver and they’re the affiliate for the Calgary Flames) was tense, especially with my Stars overcoming a two-goal deficit in the third period; Wathier nailed the GTG as Bachman left the goal empty and one minute of play remained.

Then came the overtime which is always exciting but tonight it was special. While Lukowich was trying to maintain puck control to set up the shot for the forwards against the Heat, he knocked it over the glass and into the stands. It was one of those good slow-motion moments in life. The puck arced perfectly into my two hands. Nobody in rows A or B diverted it or swatted. If I missed, the biscuit would’ve hit me in the chest anyway. I ribbed Somara saying I protected her from a good bruising; she was sitting diagonally behind me. Thankfully, there wasn’t much English or speed on the puck since it was knocked out of play by the teams vying for control so it didn’t smart.

I was beside myself with joy as did a quick happy dance for the crowd. I have no recollection on my moves. Somara claims it involved rump shaking. A couple fellow attendees congratulated me afterwards yet no mention of the booty steps. Regardless, I’m going to see if I can get the whole game via the AHL’s online archives when they’re posted. I don’t care about the dance. I want to see this cool moment from another angle. As I told a friend who asked if I got to keep the puck, this is the Canadian equivalent of catching a foul ball.

Other details? An official game puck is made in Canada. I have a practice version from pre-game warmups (these also hop over the glass/net when the players shoot too hard and/or miss), those are made in Slovakia. The real thing has the AHL’s commissioner’s signature with the league logo on side and the Stars’ logo on the other.

First thing. Get a souvenir case for it which the Container Store sells, I have two already: my inaugural and my Calder Cup pucks.

Next. Ask Brad Lukowich to autograph it for me.

If I do find the video of my catch, you know I will post it here ASAP.

One final matter. I told Jeremy he can sit in seat #1 more often now because I’ve designated it the lucky seat.

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RIP Charlie Callas & David Frye

A rather sad kick off to the weekend for comedy and Las Vegas, where both gentlemen resided during their final years.

Charlie Callas is most likely to be recognized by younger people from Mel Brooks’ movies. I forgot he was the foundation of the animated titular character in Pete’s Dragon but I vaguely recall him appearing in those Dean Martin roasts with Ruth Buzzi; what I have seen through Comedy Central are OK, Dean’s were more inventive since they had to work through the constraints of broadcast TV’s standards and practices. The last major thing I thought I saw him in on a regular basis was a kid show to promote the Metric System, obviously it failed. However, I’ll go with being wrong on this since imdb.com cannot verify it.

One major thing getting repeated in his obit was Johnny Carson banning him from the Tonight Show right there on the air over a shove. The details are here yet I doubt there’s easily found footage or if it exists; TV programs are taped ahead of time. Besides Carson wouldn’t want audiences at home seeing him being uncongenial. It’s too bad they didn’t have a reconciliation before their deaths, I liked both of them. Callas survived, he continued to work while Carson’s grip on the careers of stand-up comedians waned through cable television’s growth.

David Frye is more obscure yet I instantly recognized his name in the New York Times because my parents had one of his Nixon parody albums. As a little kid in the Seventies, I didn’t understand the larger picture of why it was funny but the original Tricky Dick came off like a human cartoon. There’s a few bits I remember quite well: an interview with Spiro Agnew, Nixon sings at Folsom Prison (like Johnny Cash!), Nixon’s apology and what really happened at the Watergate burglary (hint, Nixon escaped). Gabe Kaplan before he was known as Mr. Kotter contributed to it. I think he was the bailiff for the trial near the end of the record.

Unlike Rich Little, when Tricky Dick resigned, Frye’s career tanked. He couldn’t shift gears to get anything happening with Ford (clumsiness is visual, as Chevy Chase proved) and those who followed. Well, despite that, the Seventies wouldn’t have been the same for me without his comical imitation of the 37th president. Now I need to see if there are any legit downloads to find of the album my parents owned.

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Severin Blindenbacher

Wednesday night we attended Casino Night for the Stars, a charity-fundraising thing. An evening of gambling with pretend money to put toward raffle tickets, auctions (next year, I’m saving up to get 10 minutes in the booth to do color commentary!), food, booze and face time with the players. Needless to say, the craps table got my itch to hit Vegas going again; the plan is to go there in May. I’ll save my anecdotes about my conversations with the players for another time because we’re going to Guys Night Out with the team in early February.

One really nice treat was winning the silent auction on Blindenbacher’s charity basket, he’s one the Stars’ new blueliner. I decided to go with him since he’s a rarity, a professional player from Switzerland. I figured he’d recognize my surname since it’s a division of Nestle, hence why I cannot get maggi.com. It took him a moment to realize this while talking and he replied that everyone back home has at least a box or can of Maggi something. (Sonia who lives in Basel also recommends their chicken bouillon.) In the US, maybe you can find their stuff in stores which cater to Spanish-speaking neighborhoods (Fiesta in Austin) and I have seen one ad via Univision; even in Spanish they mispronounce it!

Anyway, why is this guy famous? He was a member of Switzerland’s Olympic hockey team at the Vancouver games. I thanked him for scaring Canada during the regular round. Severin and his countrymen (Martin Gerber and Luca Sbisa) forced a shootout. Not sure how the IOC would’ve contorted the rules to give Canada the Gold medal then…short of whining like they did in figure skating against Russia years ago.

It’s great to have him here in Texas and Somara is excited to prepare his recipe for risotto!

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Happy 50th Birthday Wayne Gretzky

He is truly the Great One for more than just hockey. About all I can say and it’s not hyperbole since it’s a rare subject hockey fans can agree about.

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Happy Birthday Cindy

I wanted to get in a quick plug for my friend toughing it out through yet another Minnesota Winter.

If you know her, drop her a line.

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At least the owner is honest…

…or it’s Denis Leary’s truck. No wait, it can’t be the latter because it didn’t have a Bruins sticker on it.

I wish I had more to put on these idiots who squeeze their V-8, gas-guzzling, monstrosities into compact car spaces. It doesn’t help that Somara found an article stating how Austin has the smallest parking slots in Texas; I suppose versus the major cities, I doubt anyone bothered to check tiny hamlets.

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Predators

Other than the title having the letter ‘s,’ tacked on the end, this sequel is not a vast improvement nor a different movie like Aliens was. It’s almost the same movie from 1987 but it did suck much less than AVP; I never saw AVP 2 because I was so underwhelmed by the predecessor. This doesn’t mean Predators is terrible, it just doesn’t break any new ground regarding the alien game hunters.

The beginning is awesome as we see the film’s main character Royce suddenly waking up and he’s plummeting to the ground. He has a parachute yet it won’t open, it lacks a rip cord. Then it activates with seconds to go. Royce lands, gets his bearings and teams up with several soldiers, several criminals and a doctor who also have recently landed. They’re a motley bunch from around the world: an IDF sniper, a Zetas enforcer, an RUF member, a death-row inmate, etc. Each one except for the physician, is a dangerous killer…on Earth. Now they’re on a planet the Predators (this race has never had an official name) use as a game preserve and the odds are against them for obvious reasons: the Predators have advanced technology to make themselves invisible namely.

Seventy percent of the movie then just repeats what happened in the original…the protagonists are eliminated one by one except this time there are three Predators working together as a team. This precedent was established in AVP. The only new thing we learn about them is that their race may be divided into two camps based upon size, similar to the differences between wolves and dogs as a survivor of past hunts explains. (Not a spoiler alert, everyone knows Laurence Fishburne is in this.)

Despite Netflix’s DVD having a couple glitches while it played, I thought the movie was an okay waste of time. My disappointment remains because Rodriguez and his crew failed to pull of what Cameron did 24 years ago; making a different genre flick with the same foe. Alien and Aliens go together and they’re great, there’s no disconnection. However, the former is Sci-Fi Horror while the latter is Sci-Fi Action. Predator 2 has more differences than Predators did and it had the great Bill Paxton as a cast member.

The problem in my opinion lies in the franchise’s star, the Predator. Besides hunting down humans like they’re animals, is there any other plot one can tell with these creatures? I do have a quick answer of “Yes with a but,” because Dark Horse and DC Comics succeeded in the Nineties through their joint comic miniseries Batman v. Predator. Mixing the two genres resulted in a plausible, well-executed story. As for another movie…I’d say Fox should retire the alien until someone can achieved a solution like Cameron did through Aliens.

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First skating spill of 2011…

…and it was as spectacular (according to the main witness Jeremy) as it was painful. Visualize Superman jumping out a window.

So what happened? I was trying to turn more gracefully by moving my feet as skilled skaters do. One foot got caught on the other and I was launched forward. Besides getting the wind knocked out of me, I feared that I broke a few ribs. I was alright in a couple minutes. This morning though, I have a bruise on my right thigh which hurts like hell. It’s about fist sized too.

Fear not. I’ll be back on the rink next week but I hope to have my own skates then. The rentals have worn laces and it’s a nuisance to get them tightened properly. Trust me, loose skates may look cool until you twist your ankle or go flying into the boards.

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RIP Don Kirshner

I wonder if he knew that his epitaph would always be ” the guy who created the Monkees and the Archies”?

A rather unfair and shallow synopsis of Don. Being a GenXer, he’s more well known to my age bracket for his syndicated show Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert. How vividly I remember him introducing Kansas with what would become their first (mainstream) hit “Dust in the Wind” at a sleepover. Kirshner’s show was also my first encounter with Van Halen (David Lee Roth being interviewed between videos), Adam & the Ants (my initial reaction wasn’t positive due to me being only 13) and Bowie sans my parents’ ongoing commentary of “what a freak!” One could argue, his program was a precursor to MTV (circa 1981-84, the good years) alongside HBO’s Video Jukebox and Mike Nesmith’s Elephant Parts; rather funny how the former Kirshner “creation” was labeled the grandfather of MTV, not the Svengali.

More details are here in his obit.

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Which iPhone? AT&T or Verizon?

All those people in the Verizon fan club got their wish last week in the US. However, for those who are on the fence, here’s a site laying out the differences until the iPhones really hit the streets under the other carrier.

Don’t ask me. I don’t have any strong opinion and I’m cool with AT&T since their customer service at the Parmer & I-35 store has been spectacular.

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Happy Birthday Mark B

It’s a relatively new year (17 days old) and a new start for a friend I don’t see very often, usually e-mail these days, but let’s all wish him a great birthday as he embarks on his private practice again.

If Mark doesn’t handle your type of legal matter, I’m confident he can find you someone who does.

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