Beulah, ND Returns: Small World VI

My site via Google attracted this person and not Facebook…for a change!

The person in question is an old high school friend named Darren and I was initially notified by Picayune sending me an e-mail about his post in the FAQ. He said he was using Google to search what could be found with his name and the software probably discovered this Spring’s entry regarding the move to Beulah 25 years ago. Lucky him. My name either pulls up this site or my Right Wing doppelganger.

We used to hang out and since Darren had wheels so we’d hit Mercer County’s few cool places (few because the population was small unlike Bloomington-Normal’s problem) such as the bowling alley, the movie theater in Hazen and I can’t recall much else after those two. Our clique wasn’t into booze and drugs, therefore the kicks we got were considered nerdier: playing D&D, board games, watching videos, playing volleyball on nights they’d open the high school gym, etc. Definitely the smarter move in the long run, or at least to get into college, then I caught up on all my drinking! I have the weight gain to prove it.

Like many people, I lost touch with him going to university where the distractions are powerful (girls) and compelling (girls again). Shame on me for being born 10 years too early, I bet e-mail in the Nineties would’ve avoided such a thing.

The last I heard from him was through a tape he sent me in the Spring of 1987. Darren put it together during his part-time gig at Beulah’s local AM station KHOL (sounds like coal, the primary product of the area). It was very amusing. The format there was Country but record companies used to send everything imaginable with the slim hopes of it getting played (something I learned during my WQFM days). The musical content consisted of stuff Darren found lying around that wasn’t country. One thing I have always remembered was Russ Ballard’s “Fire Still Burns” being present. Good thing iTunes has an anthology of the former Argent singer’s stuff to get the brainworm out! Hmm. If what’s on the Internet is credible, another search result claims KHOL is now an AC station yet its playlist reads like a pseudo Pop/Hip Hop (aka craptacular). Rather odd for a low-powered AM outfit to be playing in a place with less than 40,000 humans.

Anyway, we’ve had a couple e-mails going back n’ forth. Let’s see what comes of this.

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Number two with a bullet?

Here’s a photo I had to clear out of my iPhone from the recent Dallas trip. I think there’s numerous jokes one can tell regarding the phrase on these boxer shorts. Living in a region with scores of Mexican restaurants, I imagine it pertains to farting.

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iPad Cake

Good thing I saved the box mine came in so Somara could have a reference and cake materials wouldn’t get all over mine.

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Nowhere Boy

Finally reaching US shores this year to celebrate his 70th birthday, Nowhere Boy tells the story about John Lennon’s formative teens in Liverpool before he became the Pop music icon the West recognizes. It’s no secret that I have never been a Beatles fan, I understand their contributions, I just refuse to revere them. However, I was willing to check this out because it covered territory I wasn’t familiar with, it looked interesting from a design angle (namely being accurate) and I had been wanting to do something social with my co-worker Peter; he’s a huge fan and my go-to guy on Beatles trivia.

There’s nothing to spoil from what I’m going to disclose afterwards. Everyone on the planet knows how the story ended with Lennon.

Nowhere opens in Liverpool during the mid Fifties. Residing with his aunt and uncle, John is a standard teenager: surly, rebellious, moody, etc. He’s often busted at school and upsets his Aunt Mimi through his lewd behavior. Yet underneath it all, he just needs to find something to harness all this restlessness. After his uncle suddenly dies, John’s mother re-enters his life. Curiosity and longing mostly motivate him to get re-acquainted with her. Despite his mother being a toxic presence, she acts as his initial muse by teaching him how to play the banjo. This leads to the formation of John’s first Rock & Roll band (what the English called Skiffle) the Quarrymen. The rest is history as the film closes when John and mates leave for Hamburg. The 1994 flick Backbeat speculates those years.

I applaud the movie on its eye on detail: the clothing, the hair and technology. John’s cruel wit is captured very accurately; he was a mean drunk from I had read. The tension/rivalry he’d experience with Paul also gets its start then. They needed each other though. Paul had the talent while John had the charisma. George is present but sadly not Pete or Stu, the latter is mentioned at the end. The relationship between John and his mother does have some creepy Oedipus moments which will probably raise endless debates.

Worth Seeing? Music-Bio pictures are tricky. They automatically appeal to the fan base while being crapshoots to the general public, the Beatles’ story has been covered pretty thoroughly, few surprises remain. Then comes the question of music usage to compound the cliches. However, I do recommend it even though I prefer Paul’s post-Beatles music any day. Nowhere is a great drama about a young man coming into his own and closes at the right moment.

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A belated Simpson tradition like the TV show

I figured that I could still give my two cents in November since Fox usually airs the Halloween episode well after the holiday too: The World Series is so much more interesting and important.

Last year I forgot to either write about #15 or I didn’t buy it. I can’t recall. However, my store does remember to pull anything Bongo (the publishing company Groening started) for our file so I plan to maintain this inconsistent tradition!

The Halloween issue is a favorite because it’s frequently written and drawn by famous guests. One year it was stand-up comedians (Patton Oswalt), another had rock stars (Gene Simmons), etc. It’s also one of the few times the art styles are allowed to go off model because the standard comic books (The Simpsons, Bart Simpson, Futurama and Radioactive Man) follow the same illustration guidelines used by the animators. This year Bongo didn’t go with anybody having a broad appeal yet I think they were interesting choices.

The first story is by Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer who are probably more well known for writing dialog to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Shin-Chan and the “Robot Martian Girl” segments on Yo Gabba Gabba! Over 20 years ago, they cut their teeth with the indie books publishing namely Milk & Cheese. In between, the couple have also done work for DC and Marvel. Personally I was surprised Dorkin would ever do anything associated with Groening after one particular M & C strip. Then again, 16 years later, I own several Beck albums without irony. The story isn’t very interesting, it’s mostly an unfunny blood and guts monster send up, another reason why Dorkin’s material is best seen in black and white. What did amaze was the way Dorkin’s style fused with the Simpsons’ look while retaining their respective distinctions: his crowded panels and thick lines are present as these characters retain their trademarked overbite and are easily recognizable as Simpsons. Sergio Aragones of MAD fame shares this amazing talent. I hope Evan Dorkin gets another opportunity in a standard title, I think the Halloween theme has been tapped out like the TV show.

Story number two is more sinister and ghoulish. It succeeds through its artist Kelly Jones who style resembles the macabre Bernie Wrightson.

The third is a parody of Poe’s “The Telltale Heart,” by Peter Kuper. Currently Kuper does the “Spy v. Spy” section in MAD and published a Richie Rich-like comic ridiculing W called Richie Bush.

This year’s finale is plotted by Motorhead’s leader Lemmy. Even as a Simpson he still has those cocoa puffs on his face!

Lastly, to emphasize the cover’s tribute to Mars Attacks! the middle of the book contains four sample trading cards. One hopes Tim Burton isn’t inspired to make another dull film over these.

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There’s a party in the lobby!

The big Yo Gabba Gabba! show is drawing closer and to promote it, the CPC people had a display of Brobee and Muno next to the table selling tickets. I couldn’t resist getting my picture taken by it. May those cardboard cutouts be present at next week’s game for another photo.

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Happy Carl Sagan Day!

Which has prompted me to start re-watching his landmark PBS show Cosmos (all episodes are available via streaming on Netflix!), a program I loved as a kid 30 years ago. Finally, something on Public Television that wasn’t for “babies” or confusing as Monty Python, which I would come to enjoy several years later.

Ask Somara about the Valentine I gave her using the man’s name in a pun.

He could be a humorless and often egotistical guy but Dr. Sagan did a lot more positive things for me to beat out his shortcomings. I gained a better understanding and interest in Science through him. Not enough to earn a degree yet I do better than most with the green board spots in Trivial Pursuit.

I know he was critical of contemporary Sci-Fi such as Star Wars and Star Trek yet if he were alive today, what would he say about Stephen Hawking’s recent comment regarding an encounter with aliens. Those who aren’t familiar, Hawking said Earth would get a clobbering equal to the Spanish’s first encounters with the American Indians. I think he’d agree since centuries of technological advancement is a mere blink in the Universe’s 13-14 billion-year history.

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Interpol

Pretty old news since the show was about 12 days ago and the Dallas trip kept me wonderfully occupied! Nancy and Jose were gracious enough to let me tinker on Sunday while we were watching football, a legacy of the Hoser’s days as the board op for Fox 35.

I had seen this New York act six years ago at another sold-out show. They’re still great despite all the pining over the recent departure of bassist Carlos Dengler by the Chicago Blowhards. Admittedly, I haven’t listened to the new album but I do own it. Based upon their performance, I’m looking forward to it even more.

I had no luck (or energy) to hunt down photos. With it being sold out, Stubb’s was packed elbows to the gills so it wasn’t worth the effort to take my own. However, my concert compadre Mark scored these instances of their hits through his iPhone. Interpol definitely proved they’ll have more staying power than the Strokes, the NYC act the music industry rolled the dice on…and crapped out.

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Last taping of Austin City Limits

I thought the show’s name being attached to another abattoir concert/festival was awful enough, now the PBS cornerstone will be moving to a new venue capable of “accommodating” over 2700 people. Good luck finding a place to park with it being next City Hall.

The original TV studio had a 320-people limit. Getting in to an ACL show was a rare, awesome treat. Practically a legendary experience! Believe me, the Fountains of Wayne show Ethan helped me attend is in my top five of all time concert memories. Now it s new “theater” spot will be equal to having Christmas every month since the capacity is equal to Austin Music Hall, the Backyard or Stubb’s. Just what the city needs, another congregation point for hipster d-bags, sheeple and prizewhores; the latter are listed because tickets are free with TV shows. I could be wrong with the inaugural (and successive) concert charging yet I have five bucks saying it will be Willie Nelson regardless of price tag.

In this torrent of bitching I do want to applaud the show for having Lyle Lovett do the finale. ACL likely did wonders to boost numerous careers: Stevie Ray Vaughn and Shawn Colvin quickly come to mind. It indirectly aided mine. Back in late 1993, I somehow wrestled control of the TV from my grandmother that night to watch an episode starring Rosanne Cash and Carlene Carter (daughters of musical legacies). While Carlene danced with a couple audience members, I thought Austin was going to be a more interesting place to live and waited with great anticipation for my offer through Doc.

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Happy Eighth Anniversary Kim & Rad!

The weather in Austin may be pretty fine today but I still wish I could travel back in time to the great long weekend we spent in Phoenix celebrating this day.

I’m short on words today, other than I hope their card arrived on time and they found it amusing. I thought it was cool.

Should you know them, wish them well directly or through here.

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History repeating?

The results of last night weren’t too surprising. I’ve seen this country in foul moods before and watch it give in to knee-jerk, stupid moves (electing a B-movie actor being one); I recall the stories my grandparents told about the Depression and I’ve read the history texts. However, I am with Eleanor Clift, the Past isn’t always Destiny. Many say to look at the silver lining FDR, Truman and Clinton had with what the French call cohabitation. I plan to retain my skepticism since this gaggle of Republicans are nastier and more confrontational than their 1994 counterparts. Even Dirksen would defect to the Democratic Party if he knew Rand Paul was in the future.

Overall, I think we should all enjoy the brief, deep breath we’ll get before all the 2012 nonsense starts anew. Plus, these Teabaggers will show their true colors and the Republican majority will get slowly whittled away. Americans don’t have the stomach for “purity,” when their pork is at stake. The post 2004 efforts to use Social Security to featherbed Wall Street proved my point.

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The Big D trip

Our goodbye photo, not another "party" photo after a few beers.

“Dallas? I don’t you goin’ to Dallas at all. That place is crawlin’ with crack-heads and debutantes, and half of ’em play for the Cowboys.” – Hank Hill.

We had a nice long-weekend (Friday night to Monday morning) at our friends’ new place in Frisco. They’ve only been a here a month but I think they’ve settled in pretty easily.

It was a fantastic time reminiscing (Jose brought the old Anushka joke I totally forgot), casual drinking (our three-man days are long over), dining and taking in the sights of Fort Worth (earlier story).

We sure hope to see Nancy and Jose again. Next time, they’re supposed to come to Austin which is radically smaller than Big D or Houston.

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The daily Fort Worth cow commute

This is the main event on Exchange Street in Fort Worth. Besides, the really impressive tour of the exchange, pens, barns, coliseum and history; a simulated cattle drive twice a day is what people come to see. If you’re a longhorn, being loaned to this gig for a few years is equal to playing for the cow NFL.

I apologize for the slow loading via my server but Youtube stripped out the audio for “copyright” reasons, more like panic. I’m not making any money on this so it’s still fair use.

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Halloween 1995

Looking this cheap was expensive. Final bill, $200 in 1995 money.

This was the last costume I’ve ever worn for Halloween and it was my favorite. How I wish digital cameras were more readily available because this is the only photo I have of me as Patsy Stone from Absolutely Fabulous. Sadly, there are none in my possession of my friend Isaac as Edina Monsoon. His was better and more colorful.

Another reason why I love this getup was the effort and assistance I received to create the illusion of being the mean-spirited, lovable drunk.

It began a week earlier with a shopping trip to Austin’s South side for used clothes. Sonia was my primary advisor here. I think she was also my good luck charm. At the store she chose we found a Coco Chanel jacket and a leather skirt in my size (back when I could still wear a 36). Either these items belong to large women or drag queens. Later, I found a nice Apple person named Robin to raise the skirt over my knees (Patsy is a trollop).

On the following weekend, Isaac and I spent all Saturday afternoon finding the shoes, stockings and wigs. He knew a hairdresser who did an amazing job getting the look down. I gave him a hefty tip.

Evening came so we then proceeded to shave our legs, arms and faces to enhance the illusion. Isaac gambled on Nair. I preferred my razors. Isaac’s lady friend put on our make-up, referencing the various photos we had of the actresses.

We were ready to head out by 9 PM and took our costumes where they would be most appreciated…Oil Can Harry’s, a Gay-Lesbian bar in downtown Austin. This place had some of the coolest stuff too: these three guys who were the characters from Priscilla Queen of the Desert, another pair were Thing One & Two from Dr. Suess, Judge Ito (from the OJ trial) and others I can’t remember. The joint definitely attracted people with strong eyes for detail. Being heterosexual, I didn’t feel threatened or scared. I had more fun because I was amongst an audience that loved the show and got the joke. Besides, it was like any other bar I’ve been in.

When Halloween came up several days later, Isaac and I agreed to wear this stuff again to work. Apple allowed costumes plus maybe they’d let the temps win prizes. Besides, we spent a substantial chunk of money on our stuff, we wanted to get a little more milage from them. There the reaction was more mixed: my mentor said he couldn’t look at me without laughing, another co-worker rolled his eyes and I had to explain to a couple gay people that I wasn’t “family,” yet I really like the show.

Sadly, Isaac is no longer with us. He died seven years ago from pneumonia as HIV chipped away his immune system. When I returned to Austin in 1998, we were making plans to go as Romy & Michelle but never got around to it due to his health and frequent job changes.

Joanna Lumley as the real thing. Was I close?

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Minus the Bear

Taken with my iPhone 4 which is about on par with my old digital camera.

These guys made another pass through Austin Wednesday night to promote their latest album Omni; I wholeheartedly endorse the record, see the KMAG page. Personally I was pleased and surprised to see them return to Stubb’s this Fall because they played La Zona Rosa earlier in the Spring. Unless a band’s record is super popular, coming back to a larger venue is uncommon.

Despite the poor turnout (1000 was the estimate the staff gave me), Minus the Bear still performed with sincerity and sans cynicism. I don’t have a set list but I know they did do the hits I like: “Burying Luck,” “My Time,” and “Throwin’ Shapes.” No idea why they skipped “Summer Angel.” I thought it was their hit for the masses when I heard it played in an Abercrombie & Fitch.

The bigger revelation I had was why I like them. Their drawn-out jamming segments reminded me of Catherine Wheel.

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