Jimmy Carter

The former 39th (US) President visited Austin this afternoon to sign copies of his latest book. It’s really excerpts from his diary (or journal) during his four years in the White House. I decided to attend over a month ago because when I was eight, I briefly met his mother in Plains, GA; my family stopped there on the way home from our 1976 vacation. Besides, he’s well over 80 and the oldest ex-president remaining who doesn’t turn my stomach, I may never get another opportunity; he was hospitalized several weeks ago.

How was the signing? Rather efficient. Done with assembly-line precision. There were rules I already read about online before I bought my ticket, namely, no pictures. I was rather bummed regarding that one. However, I have the autograph above to prove I did meet him along with a couple anecdotes from this encounter.

Number one: while waiting in queue, I asked a Secret Service agent what was the proper way to address him. The agent said Mr. Carter or President Carter, you don’t use Mr. President. Makes sense. Somebody else is president now. And yes, the agent had the earpiece thing you see on TV and in movies. Actually there were a few of them all around Book People. I figure additional agents were in plain clothes sans earpieces in case our enemies believe what Hollywood shows is fact.

Number two: I did manage to ask President Carter a quick question. I asked if he knew Shirley Chisholm. D’oh! I totally blanked, I mentally meant Barbara Jordan; there’s a statue of Mrs. Jordan at the airport. It didn’t matter, President Carter replied he did know Mrs. Chisholm and it didn’t have a tone of “well…duh!”

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Off to stop Darth Rosalyn!

The funniest fusion of two awesome things since the Aquabats’ Incredibles-themed shirt. Sadly this piece of apparel is no longer offered. It had a 24-hour window through a site called Tee Fury. I signed up for their daily newsletter so I don’t get stiffed on another opportunity. Seems I have a reputation to keep up at work because someone said I wear some of the neatest and obscurest things. The former is the compliment, the latter is a side effect.

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Happy Birthday Doc

On the off chance he actually reads this site or bothers with an RSS feed, I won’t tell you what I sent him but it was awesome. Who wants a great surprise ruined?

Doc (nee Lee) is the guy who has made much of my life in Austin possible, even while I was a student at Marquette, this person was guiding me to my eventual career. Thanks to his personal Macintosh SE and a printer-based scanner, I had one of the more interesting final projects for Journalism 166 (I think): Desktop Publishing. Keep in mind, I was taking this course in 1990, the bar for impressive was set pretty low.

His assistance fueled a change and gave me hope to find work after graduation since radio/broadcasting has lost its appeal: too many people trapped in the Seventies then.

Eventually it led to brief series of jobs with publishing and then Apple.

Here’s hoping he has a great weekend celebrating with Masami and his new son Nicholas. I told him in an e-mail I will have to call his son Doc Jr. due to my nephew and godson already having this name.

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Pow! Right in the kisser!

Wathier expressing his differences to Peoria's Arsene

The Stars are off to a great start this season. Expectations are certainly high after their surprising and amazing Calder Cup run. After last night’s shootout, they are 5-2-0-0; 10 points which is pretty impressive given their late start; most teams have almost 10 games completed by now.

Currently, the only bugbear has been the Peoria Rivermen (surrogate for the St. Louis Blues). Last season, they were pretty decent and they failed to make the playoffs but they weren’t eliminated weeks earlier like Houston or San Antonio (both of which were overhauled this Summer too, they’re formidable now). Thanks to the NBA teams getting dibs on the venues shared by AHL franchises, the Rivermen made all three of their visits in 10 days during their Texas Triangle Tour (similar to the NBA) and they stomped us twice. Last Tuesday, my Stars came out swinging, literally. There was a fight in the first 30 seconds followed by the one pictured above a couple minutes later.

Somara got this fantastic shot with her camera. She is definitely improving at using it as she captured the expression on Arsene’s face between blows.

People who don’t know hockey obviously open their mouths and say something stupid about fighting. Let me reiterate my stance about it. I do not go to see brawls. The UFC covers such barbarism. I have season tickets to watch the scoring, puck-handling and the thrill of seeing a team I can call my own, win. Losing is part of the deal too yet I don’t consider the product inferior when it happens. Fighting is an option used by the coaches and players to change the momentum when the others need inspiration. Sometimes grudges get settled this way; many of these guys probably know each other from juniors. I don’t condone it but I understand it’s this sport’s nature. When it gets out of control, then I part company with Don Cherry. Bad sportsmanship should be punished and as funny as the movie Slapshot is, Reggie Dunlop also regrets the bloodsport he instigated.

It’s still a brilliant picture and punch.

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Only in Austin: Oct. 2010

Whenever driving through downtown Austin, cyclists are a common sight. You have to be extra careful not to hit them since some are not very attentive, and vice versa from my years in Hyde Park.

With the weather still being warm here, shirtless ones (male) are nothing new either.

However, this guy I noticed made me wish more than ever that my life had an Undo command.

While I was waiting for the green light at the Fifth and Campbell Streets, I noticed said dude walking his bike across the intersection. Again, standard fare. He was shirtless, wearing a hat, sunglasses, barefoot and then I realized he was also “pantless.” Not completely naked thankfully. He had some kind of “thong” with a pouch covering the obvious body parts. He wasn’t homeless though; the “thong” wasn’t a Chivas Regal bag.

As I quickly averted my eyes thinking, “Ugh! He really wants to trip in the back of a cop car,” I had to remember how this could only happen in Austin…and maybe San Francisco if they had better weather.

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Alarm clock, aka “Tank Girl” saved!

I cannot remember when we converted my old Flower Power iMac to its current role. The darned thing has been around for so long, powering up every morning at 530 AM, tapping into the stream, displaying key widgets for the day; life would be almost unimaginable without it.

Unfortunately, I had to consider it when the darned thing failed to boot properly on a recent Saturday morning. Good thing I knew what I was doing, there’s little need for “tech support” in my household.

The initial assessment was the OS being at fault since the Startup Manager said the hard drive was a valid choice. Too bad Mac OS X 10.4 (Tiger) was the first to be distributed on a DVD; the iMac only had a CD-RW drive. I transported it to work where I could find the legacy software to get it running again. No dice! I couldn’t get its contents transferred over to salvage settings and files I wanted to keep. Diagnostics stated that the hard drive was on the verge of failure. Then it came true within five minutes.

With some searching and asking around, I scored a replacement for the iMac in a couple days from a person who owned a 20 GB PATA (I remember that was state-of-the art) he said I could keep.

Now Tank Girl runs even faster. I had been thinking its poor performance in the Finder was the poor amount of RAM. Turns out I was receiving warnings or symptoms about what was to come.

I hope this hard drive lasts a couple years since I believe there should be some relatively cheap, used iMac G4s or G5s at Goodwill or somewhere to carry out the duties of a digital rooster.

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The Town

Everybody loves to rip on Ben Affleck. Whether its South Park‘s cheap shots, his relationship with Jennifer Lopez or the dreck he has starred in: Pearl Harbor…UGH! However, this movie reminded me that he deserves more credit than his detractors dump on him. I thought Good Will Hunting was a mediocre, predictable after-school special but he and Matt Damon wrote it to solve their problem of getting crummy roles. (Stallone did the same with Rocky.) I respect them for Will was a great accomplishment  and bigger than most of the things I’ve ever done combined. Now Affleck takes a shot at directing.

The Town is about bank robbers from the Boston suburb of Charlestown; allegedly the biggest source for armed-robbery culprits and capers. The movie opens with a well-organized heist: solid disguises, serious armaments, bleach poured everywhere to foil evidence gathering, security recordings destroyed, etc. MacRay and his crew are professionals requiring the FBI’s expertise to catch. Then the implausible cliches set in as MacRay becomes emotionally involved with a witness who could send him and his gang to prison; the FBI agent getting close; more heists; conflict between MacRay and the trigger-happy member; so on.

It’s not a very interesting film yet the ending mildly surprised me; I think Out of Sight colored my expectations. What the bright spot of praise I have for it is Affleck’s skill at directing. Actors who make the shift aren’t always successful (William Shatner is often at the top of this list), especially if they have a degree of notoriety. Affleck proved to me he’s competent enough that I will seriously consider watching his sophomore attempt. I won’t go out on a limb and say he could be the next Ron Howard because he can still morph into another Peter Berg.

Worth Seeing? By now, it’s pretty old news. Heck, I realized I completely spaced on seeing Machete in its proper venue (Alamo). I got to see this several weeks ago as a thank-you gift at work but I came down with a cold which then delayed this posting. However, I still wanted to share my two cents over the potential Ben Affleck demonstrated. Over 30 years ago, Ron Howard made Grand Theft Auto with Roger Corman and I doubt anybody predicted he’d be the same person behind Splash, Apollo 13 and Parenthood in a mere few years.

As for watching this in a theater? I only would recommend it to those who are more technical than I am to challenge my claims. Everybody else should save their money, see i through Netflix streaming on their kick-ass HD TVs.

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iPad Update #1

My initial impression/experience with it has been very positive. I’m still in the “kicking the tires” stage, figuring out which publications I favor have made the transition to effective, engaging electronic formats. Just making a PDF version doesn’t cut it anymore.

When it comes to magazines, I’ve discovered three (four if you stay with PDFs) formats competing for dominance. Eventually one will come out on top. I don’t have a strong opinion on any yet as I plod through the trial versions. Some publications are wonderfully cheaper and one obviously isn’t (The Economist, no surprise; I guess they don’t make enough money pimping out their research departments). The selection is small (for now), odd but full of great surprises (Canadians jumped on board, I can get Hockey News in English and French!).

Books will be another story. I scored some free ones from both iBooks and Kindle (Kindle is really software, not exclusively hardware). The larger dilemma with books isn’t the format for me, it’s time. At least I scored a personal favorite in iBooks, The Scarlet Letter and Tales of the Jazz Age via Kindle (no luck weaseling The Great Gatsby for free) to compare the experiences.

Lastly, I had my first scare with my iPad in merely three days. After coming home from work I realized that the duffle bag I transported it along with a hard drive, were missing. I tried to retrace all my steps while rushing back in my car. My greatest fear was leaving it on the car’s roof, backing out, the bag flew off and I ran over the contents. Six hundred clams gone in a flash. I don’t even drop that in Vegas during an entire vacation! Other unpleasant possibilities raced through my brain as well. Once I checked my cube, I got to breath again. The bag had never been moved.

Next weekend I will be having my friends in Dallas go over it. See what non-Apple/non-IT/non-Austin types have to contribute about the iPad’s possibilities.

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Colton Sceviour provides a great test for my Apple gear

This past week has been rather crowded at many levels:

  • Hockey season started officially last weekend; that will eat up time I could spend writing or doing chores.
  • All the new Apple products along with the related good news: one in five of all computers sold in the US are Macs!
  • Still breaking in my iPad. I do enjoy it greatly! I find it easier to read on than I anticipated despite the Kindle’s passive display.
  • Netflix streaming is a huge magnet now that Battlestar Galactica is available. Yes, I know how it ended courtesy of a friend opening his mouth and spoiling a major element after I saw the first season on DVD. I just want to see certain things I heard were technically accurate like the supernova the ship avoids.
  • Somara contracted the cold I have finally shaken off. She is currently better too.

However, I managed to squeeze in some time to edit this raw footage from my iPhone 4 with the new iMovie ’11. Getting my brain around the software’s interface was the biggest obstacle for me. I have clung to iMovie HD (version 6) as long as possible. The following two versions after HD puzzled me too much to bother. After watching the presentation on all of the improved features in iMovie ’11 (version 9), I took the leap. Based upon the result, I didn’t drown yet I need a coach in the form of a Missing Manual or Visual QuickStart book to regain the editing speed I had with HD. I would like to do more, especially something with a trailer…my next trip to Vegas?

This was a much better project than last week’s banner raising, something I put off until it didn’t seem very relevant or fresh.

Anybody who doesn’t care about hockey can stop reading here.

As for the penalty shot…the game against the Monsters was an awesome nail-biter. Both teams failed to score on each other through two periods. Then the Monsters succeeded in pulling Krahn (Stars’ goalie) out enough to get him on the open side. The Stars returned the favor through Backman (a Yalie!) later on but they failed to hold on when the Monsters took the lead again in 40 seconds. My team got a break when the ref (who seemed oblivious to numerous tripping incidents on both sides) caught one of the opposing players covering up the puck in the crease (only the goalie can). I was shocked to see that Coach Gulutzan chose Sceviour to take the shot. I would’ve chosen Gagnon, Rallo or McCullough, the stronger scorers. Well, the video proves why Gulutzan is the boss and not me. Sceviour has great hands!

The Stars went on to win with Wathier’s wraparound goal in the final minute. If the Monsters were a second faster on their last shot, they could’ve tied it but unlike football, nothing counts after the buzzer.

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Happy Third Anniversary Nancy & Jose

On this day three years, they gave us something to celebrate in Central Florida…other than being in a place where the weather was much better than in Central Texas (I recall, it was a bit chilly while Orlando was swampy).

According to the gift guides, numero trois is leather, crystal or glass. Hmm. A biker jacket, fancy drinkware or a window? With them moving to Texas, a riding saddle would be more accurate for leather but owning a horse is impractical and expensive. Jose likes many thing I enjoy yet he’s not a geek or nerd, he always gravitated toward coolness which made him wiser than me at Marquette. Anyway, the lack of nerd moniker means the alternate suggestions are out.

We are going to be visiting Nancy and Jose next weekend (Halloween) so I will think of something by then. Maybe take them to a restaurant with leather (rich Corinthian) seats and drink wine from fancy goblets, that could cover it.

Meanwhile, do me a favor, wish them a happy anniversary here or better yet through an e-mail. Facebook will do but it seems rather lazy.

1946

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This! Is! Etouffe!

A funny take on the catchphrase of 300 worn by a co-worker. He was kind enough to wear it again recently when I failed to get a picture last time.

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Happy Birthday Evie!

She’s also known as the Little e because her dad’s name is Ethan and we still call him E.

I’ve never seen a kid grow so quickly either as I’ve watched her progress through the Facebook posts of her parents’.

Hopefully I can score something e’s speed at the local Lego Store when I get my iPad modified at the Ghost Armor kiosk. She’s three so it will have to be the Duplo line, none of those cool Star Wars sets.

Correction: Evie’s birthday is really 10/19, not 10/20 as previously posted.

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Greetings from my iPad!

It finally arrived after all my impatient fussing, which started as soon as I had a tracking number online. Thankfully it arrived two days early, I was jonsin’ by Friday evening.

Overall, how is it? Pretty cool but I need to install and configure a dozen pieces of software before I can say I kicked the tires thoroughly.

I’m open to suggestions with the exception of Right-wing crankware.

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Digging out and recuperating

Personally, I’m amazed my mediocre immune system hung in there as long as it did recently. The blistering heat of Central Texas ended earlier than normal which leads to cold-and-flu season here, usually mixed up some people’s nastier allergies from all the cedar pollen.

I was doing pretty well, especially when it came to fighting if off since exhaustion was setting in through my backfill. Then whatever was making its way through work (believe me, a cubicle-base environment is a fave for contagions) punched me in the nose by Sunday. I could feel building while listening to the Stars win their season opener over the Rampage. Monday morning guaranteed a I needed to stay home, sleep for long stretches and ride it out over two days.

Which is worse though? Being stuck at home, sick and miserable, waiting for the ailments to subside or being functional enough to return to work while still shaking off the remaining 10-20 percent of the illness: sneezing, red eyes, coughing, gunk and fluid issues (aka having to go number one every 20-30 minutes). One doctor said the last side effect is a great thing; not if you were sitting through Lord of the Rings at a movie theater.

The part I hate more is the catching-up element: chores at home I had to let slide, coming up to speed with work, the current-events vacuum and general feeling of how unproductive I was for that time. Unproductive? While being sick? Somewhat. It’s hard to read while ill. I fall asleep more frequently trying and the mix of over-the-counter medication compounds the pending insomnia I’ll have later. My current doctor explained how cold medicine leads to sleep-deprivation which I thought was weird and self-defeating. Seems he is correct. I hit a point of diminishing returns quickly with them so I have to tough it during in the “feeling 80 percent or better” days going cold turkey.

Regardless, it’s great to back in the Land of the Living! Many great things have happened: Stars winning 3-0; Helen’s birthday (she at least verbally said she liked my gift, maybe Helen will post what it was and the story behind it); tickets to see shows next Spring; my iPad arriving Monday!; Rock Band 3 is on the horizon; and an upcoming trip to Dallas to see Nancy and Jose!

So prepare to have your RSS-based solutions to be reacting on a steady basis again. I’m closing in on 2000 posts and moving over the final months of 2008 from the old server.

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Happy Birthday Helen

She gave me some grief last weekend on the phone when I was off by two days. Normally, I do have it logged correctly in my oldest electronic source but I had been depending upon the newer one tied to my iPhone. Somehow, I entered the wrong date because I linked her to Columbus Day.

No matter, her present ended up being late thanks to Cold n’ Flu Season hitting my job pretty hard last week. It knocked me down by Sunday evening, hence, the fewer posts on Picayune.

My hope is that Helen still has a good sense of humor regarding her initial present. When she receives it, maybe she’ll share it with everybody. Not the actual gift, the story behind the gift. Fear not, I’ll give her something nice later.

Meanwhile, if you know my friend, wish her well on Facebook or better yet, write her a personal e-mail which I think is superior, more polite and less socially retarded.

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