The Pinball Hall of Fame

The row of contemporary machines which are based on licensed properties most people recognize, sadly. When I think of CSI, I often think pinball!

Overdue Story Number Two on our recent trip to Las Vegas. Sorry ’bout that. As my excuse goes, life gets in the way plus Libby’s museum closing was a sad turn of events last weekend.

Meanwhile, here’s an attraction I think will endure because pinball, the forerunner of video games, remains viable despite there only being one major manufacturer. I’m a bit curious as to how the machines are distributed to the public after the Sharper Image folded.

The Pinball Hall of Fame is located on Tropicana Avenue, about a couple blocks West of the (soon to be former) Liberace Museum and due East of the Strip. Directions are on the site (link will be given below). The majority of the machines run. Don’t fret about those which aren’t functioning. The people working there are doing what they can to get them operational again and many of them are relatively old. Besides, the selection is diverse enough not to matter: PHF has pinball machines of all the major decades and numerous licensed models I remember well from my upbringing in Central IL (killing time at Zayres with Dad and Brian) through my early years in Austin (killing time with Doc at the incredibly smelly Le Fun).

Jeremy would this machine for obvious reasons. You can also win a free game three ways: match, a minimal score or a minimal number of runs. I pulled it off once.

Prices on the games are the same as they were back in their heydays: older machines tend to be five balls per game (usually called a “play”) at a quarter each (sometimes two plays). Obviously I went with the ones from the Sixties and Seventies, especially if I recognized them. The biggest discovery I made was seeing how small the flippers were in the earlier years, pretty hard to get any English on the ball with them. I already knew the scores were lower then; bumpers only awarded 10 points, 100 if lit, gates for 50, matches based upon the number in the “ones” column, etc. By the time I was old enough to play, matches were done through the outcome of the “tens” section and scores were up to five digits (nowadays they’re nine digits).

The hours I killed at Metropolis Comics playing Star Trek: 25th Anniversary while I failed to meet GDW's unrealistic deadlines! This is a great machine I miss.

Being a hall of fame, you will find small signs or placards giving a brief history about the pinball machine: the manufacturer, its age, how many were built, the artwork, where this particular one came from, what was reworked, etc. Sometimes, there’s a funny comment by the author like “notice how the girl in Domino appears to be wearing a Wonder Bread bag for a dress.”  Many have those new-fangled, weird black-and-white patterns taped to them (see below). Those patterns can be read by a smart-phone’s camera through QR Reader and it makes your device go to a Web page explaining more.

The Pinball Hall of Fame was my first encounter with this QR stuff. Now I'm seeing these patterns or references more often around Austin on flyers.

Besides pinball, the PHF contains videogames, primarily the early ones that started to change the composition of the Aladdin’s Castle, bowling alley and Skateland I used to hang out at. I still can’t get very far on the second stage of Tron but I’m better at Tempest than I remember.

This Superman machine was a tie-in for the cool 1978 Richard Donner movie and it was built by Atari which was unusual due to their videogames.

Of all the non-gambling/food attractions in Las Vegas, this was the only destination we went to twice and have every intention to hit every time we’re in town. The first time was right after Liberace due to the proximity followed by the following Friday evening; reliving those nights in Houston when my parents took me to the arcade. I strongly recommend checking PHF out, especially if you somehow ended up in Las Vegas and you don’t have the nerve to gamble. It’s certainly a family-friendly place and a bargain compared to other venues. I failed to spend the 20 bucks I put aside for playing for both visits and not 20 per trip, I managed to get the 20 to last because I won enough games to stretch it out. Try pulling off such a stunt at a blackjack table.

Lastly, PHF is a charity. All your quarters go toward keeping the lights on, repairing the equipment, covering the amenities (you know, TP for the bathroom) and preserving an old past time you just can’t easily find anymore. In Austin, the last great arcade on the Drag closed a couple years ago (Einstein’s, open until 4 AM) and these places are no longer fixtures in America’s malls. Sure, you can check out Chuck E. Cheese’s or D&B but the emphasis at those joints are ticket-dispensing stuff, rail shooters or racing simulators. I haven’t seen pinball at D&B in a decade and the last great one they had was South Park which I played at PHF (won a game too!). The difference was PHF’s installed the software or settings to allow the profanity.

Further details are here. If you do visit, tell the volunteers/employees I sent you. They’ll thank you and me for spreading the word. Meanwhile, I can’t wait to return.

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Happy Birthday Somara

Due to work and bad timing, festivities for my wife will be delayed. A couple years we got to celebrate it in Vegas but I guess that was more for me turning 40. I think we considered it a joint party week. Same with the recent trip? I’ll have to ask her.

Anyway, the in-laws have something scheduled in the near future at their house.

Me? I’m making it up as I go. I did score a good card. The gift usually tends to be something pricey which is why I don’t have to be on time. This year, I have no idea. I’m sure it can’t be an iPad, she wants to wait until version two. We already have iPhone 4s. She has enough kitchen gizmos which will fit in our tiny house. Books are out too, we made a run downtown last weekend as payback for the Jaws cake.

I’ll figure something out.

Meanwhile, wish her a bon anniversaire on her own site.

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Ponyo

Not everything from Japan is a modification of Western inventions (cars, electronics) or concepts (healthcare). The majority of Ghibli’s past material has clearly Japanese origins: My Neighbor Totoro, Grave of the Fireflies and Pom Poko. This exception to the rule is an interesting take on The Little Mermaid.

The major differences are having it set in contemporary times, the “lovers” being young children (approximately five is my guess), the circumstances surrounding the “princess” becoming human and numerous little touches which are culturally driven; these may come off as creepy to Americans. Unfortunately, Netflix streaming only offers the dubbed version with another annoying spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus in the title role. I may not understand the Japanese language but I can handle subtitles and there is an emotional element missing when the audio is replaced. It still succeeded in telling the story even if Liam Neeson is Ponyo’s weird, androgynous father.

Where it stays the same is obvious; Ponyo is the daughter of a powerful ocean wizard and is curious about the surface world. While exploring a nearby seaside town, Ponyo is injured and rescued by a little boy named Sosuke. Through the encounter, she is inspired to be human (courtesy of tasting blood) much against her father’s wishes. So she escapes with her sisters, consumes a slew of daddy’s magic potions and unknowingly unleashes catastrophic weather while pursuing the boy she’s infatuated with. There’s a couple subplots: Sosuke’s mother being upset over her husband always being away at sea and the residents of a nearby retirement home (complete with the overused joke Betty White).

Overall, I enjoyed it. Ghibli proves that not all animation from Japan are soap operas, giant robots, purple-haired girls in sailor outfits and confusing plots; try figuring out a Gundam series halfway through its run. I suspect the US version was edited down for time too because the main plot’s resolution was rather sudden, awkward and spotty.

Is it appropriate for children though? Yes. They won’t really notice the details I pointed out. Cartoons full of color, motion and noise keep their attention. under any circumstances. Adults will be the trickier prediction. Ghibli fans, sure. Anime? I don’t know. Animation followers like me, certainly. Everybody else, probably not since Disney did it better. However, I’d say check it out, prove me wrong.

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Cat grooming misadventure 2010

The other night, I made the mistake of falling asleep while watching TV (Battlestar Galactica 1978, aka Space Mormons) and letting the three “normal” cats eat Molly’s food. Bad results ensued for the next 24 hours, namely puking (they inhale their food because we don’t allow them to have an all-day buffet) and then some deuce issues. The worst of course involved Nemo having them in his fur. Somara decided to cut them out since it’s easier to do with a long-haired animal than comb it out. My job was to hold him still in an upper-torso-headlock combo while Somara got his backside while dodging the rear claws. As expected, Nemo screamed bloody murder over this and to let me know he had enough, the little bastard pissed on my leg.

Fortunately, Somara quickly applied vinegar to the clothing he nailed. The couch and paperwork in my pocket were unscathed. Nemo was then confined to a bathroom after she put something in his fur to keep him pre-occupied and grooming.

And like magic, the little monster completely forgot the incident…at least with my wife in five minutes. I crashed on the other couch until 2-3 AM to play it safe from further urinary retaliation.

He really makes the case for being converted into an outdoor cat despite his gimpy leg.

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Laying down the ice for 2010-11

Hockey season is almost here! First, all the players reported to camp yesterday. Second, I go find my DVDs of Slapshot and Miracle to get into the spirit. And now this cool time-lapse movie of the rink being prepared at Cedar Park Center.

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At least Han still shot first

If only this Stormtrooper from the Uber-Nerd 501st Division was on the Death Star and gotten his suggestion integrated into the helmet, it could’ve been a shorter movie. The glasses certainly solves this problem they and Cylons seems to suffer from; a rare, good joke on Family Guy.

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Drew Struzan book and movie due

This guy’s artwork for posters are the greatest, even when the movie it’s plugging stinks. I usually avoid buying coffee-table books but this might be one I need to score because it will be filled with awesome material and I will discover movies I didn’t know he covered.

As for the documentary in the near future? I won’t hold my breath with theaters yet I probably will via Netflix streaming.

After the preview this weekend, I thought about how amazing it could’ve been if GDW had the money to pay him for a book cover.

Details, links and previews are here, courtesy of The Guardian.

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Test how well you know Apple

Despite being an official employee for over 11 years, I only got eight out of 10 correct. One was a goof because I didn’t read all the options immediately, it has been a while since I have dealt with the Duo series, and I don’t know Apple’s history in the Seventies very well. Another was a reasonable guess. The remaining seven were a cinch for me.

I’m curious to see how my fellow employees fare against the users/fans in my circle of friends.

Click here. Good luck and no cheating through researching.

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Jaws Cake

Cue the infamous John Williams music…du nuh…du nuh…dun dun dun dun dun dun!

This birthday treat was what my friend’s youngest son wanted over the weekend because he has recently become a big fan of Spielberg’s 1975 hit flick. It’s amazing how far the world has come. Thirty-five years ago it was an R-rated movie. When it debuted on HBO in 1979, it was re-classified as PG yet it still scared some people. I think one kid in my neighborhood was afraid to take a shower. Growing up in the Midwest, I wasn’t worried since sharks live in the oceans, not in the nearby lake which had a more disturbing moss problem.

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Rogues Gallery Comic Book Contest 2010

The winning team, Alpha Flight. As one person there said, "That's a sentence you'll never hear often." A little inside comic book joke. Note their judo trophies with throat-crunching action poses! 'Nuff Said!

I finally got to participate in this annual tradition at my local store! For years, I have worked a Tuesday-through-Saturday shift and never could rationalize a day off which was also required an exception (my team’s staffing is always the minimum on weekends).

Well, I got my wish and I tried to form a team. Then the date turned out to be close to when Luke (see earlier story) was due. This took out the best ringer (Kelly) I could find. Luck was on my side because there was another guy (Marc) who usually had Marvel stuff in his cube or shirt; I’m more of a DC guy so I figured there would be balance. Besides, it was an opportunity to get to know my co-worker better, always a victory.

How did it go? Teams were organized into pairs. Our hosts made us draw random names based upon rather goofy or unpopular superhero teams (maybe unsuccessful too): Thor Corps; Outsiders; Infinity, Inc.; Defenders; All-Star Squadron; Alpha Flight; Justice League Europe; and Metal Men. We got the most comical…Power Pack: this awful Marvel title about four kids under 12 with superpowers that started back in the Eighties. Get ready for Disney to develop this bad idea since they acquired Marvel Comics. Questions were presented in funny categories: characters with mullets, afros, mohawks, no hair or hats; Russian characters (complete with Yakov Smirnoff joke); non-sparkly vampires; cat themes; youth of today (sadly, nothing covering the hip, happening Archie stuff); etc. Oddly, there were no Sean Connery-Jeopardy outbursts from the audience. A team picked an active category and the operators asked a question with a multiple-choice answer (thank goodness). Players could ask if the question originated from Marvel or DC along with a repeat of the question or answers. If you got it wrong, you received a strike. Three strikes and your team was eliminated. Each team was also allowed to dump the question on another team once (a ricochet). However, the recipients of the ricochet then had immunity from any further screw jobs (a force field). We didn’t need to sweat any of the sudden-death stuff as the contest concluded in an hour.

How did Marc and I do? We were the first to be knocked out! Oh the shame. I don’t think we got one right. However, the two of us will always remember the one that was the final nail in our virtual coffin.

From the Mullet Category: Who taught the Beyonder (from Secret Wars II) to pee?

Based up on the four choices, we agreed upon The Thing because he is the most down-to-earth superhero in his language use, attitudes, etc.

(In an Alex Trebek voice). Oh, sorry…it was Spider-Man.

Overall, we had a great time. The jokes, the asides, the references…it was Comic Book Geek central but even a fair-weathered fan such as myself was chuckling often. I’m confident a friend like Helen who only knows the ones from the recent movies would be laughing.

I can’t wait to try again next year. After being eliminated first this time, doing better won’t be very hard.

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Upcoming Queen movie sounds promising

Since the musical elements will be overseen by Brian May and Roger Taylor, I give it my initial seal of approval. The casting of Cohen seems appropriate. I don’t find his schtick terribly funny, probably due to already knowing what the joke is, yet they guy is a chameleon like Gary Oldman or Meryl Streep so he should be fine. The bigger gamble/fear is him following the same annoying career path as Robin Williams or Jim Carrey; trying to gain respectability by doing dramatic roles after years of fart and dick jokes.

The upside will be my nieces and nephews (including the non-biological ones) possibly getting familiar with other great Queen songs beyond “Bohemian Rhapsody” (the only real legacy of Wayne’s World) and “We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions,” courtesy of sporting events.

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Liberace’s museum is closing

What a bummer! I finally posted my experience earlier this month only to see this story last night. I’m glad we managed to see it before it closes. I regret that many of you won’t get the opportunity to see a piece of old Las Vegas and American Pop Culture. Sadly, the reporter covering the story is correct, Libby’s core audience is pre-Boomer so much of it has died off in the last couple decades, hence, there isn’t much appeal for many under 50 to go.

I will always stand by my comments about him being the foundation of legitimate pianist Pop stars and the Outrageous including flavor-of-the-month Lady Gaga.

Hopefully, the people running his foundation will be able to maintain its primary mission of helping other promising musicians attend school.

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Welcome Luke

Normally, I tend not to announce the births of co-workers’ children because I usually forget and/or I don’t know the parent(s) well enough. In this case, I couldn’t resist due to this young man’s name. Luke is not really that unusual, especially in the South and people forget it’s originally Greek as in one of the four gospels (written about 100 AD). However, Luke’s father (Kelly) is a huge Sci-Fi/Star Trek fan. I recall him telling everyone at work about his upcoming son named Kirk (no explanation needed) and I think his wife agreed to it. Yesterday was the big day and ta dah! Heeeerrreee’s…Luke. Well, at least it’s the hero in Star Wars, a fair compromise on the fandom front.

Then I was inspired to write about it because I quickly imagined this future exchange around Kelly’s house:

Luuuuuuke! Luuuuuuke! I am your father…take out the trash.

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Molly’s secret napping place

Somehow her camo-colored fur fails to make her invisible against the background of my blue jeans. Miette's grayness would succeed.

Our cats pulling open drawers on our dressers is nothing new but I finally caught one actually using the furniture for a more practical purpose; a hiding place to go into a deeper, relaxing sleep.

Molly may be the alpha cat yet I think she knows she’s aging and won’t be on top forever. Therefore, I have spotted her sleeping in more hidden or reclusive sections of the house so Kuroneko and Nemo (the younger rivals at four and eight respectively) can’t get the jump on her which would change the dynamics.

With this new iPhone 4, I hope to catch one of them demonstrating how they pull the drawer into position by getting under it, arching their backs and then creeping forward. It’s quite amusing.

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New Biker Barbie!

I thought Mattel couldn’t stoop any lower than NASCAR but never underestimate how ignoble America has become. Makes me wonder if other previous, declining civilizations had equally obvious, tangible signs through their toys or novelties.

Ken resembles a wannabe biker. Barbie appears as a cleaned up version of Amy Winehouse and/or Snooki (minus the gross, faux tan). The pierced navel helps draw away attention from the questionable halter top. Well at least they’re wearing leather to teach young people the importance of motorcycle safety.

These dolls are still comical, Hollywood ideal versions of bikers though. They’d get their behinds kicked faster than Pee Wee Herman too. Trust me, I know a little bit about this subculture. When I was a kid, we had some as neighbors in the other half of a duplex. Their scary nature and behavior quickly dispelled any myths about them being honorable like the Fonz.

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