Happy 70th Birthday Bugs Bunny!

My “animal totem” has much to celebrate this year.

  1. Not many characters outside of the Disney stable are this old and still in circulation.
  2. He will also be starring in new adventures/shorts on the Cartoon Network in the near future. I will reserve judgment until I actually see a few.

The biggest hope I have with point number two is that there will be a new wave of marketing Bugs’ image as there was in the Nineties, I need to replace the two watches I own and I don’t have any T-Shirts of him any longer.

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Happy Birthday Christina

Before the deadline expires (I do gain two hours out here in Vegas), I want to express my birthday wishes to a fellow Leo and French speaker. How I wish I had her natural talent for picking up another language since gaining fluency in anything other than English in the Midwest is harder than being becoming a vegetarian meat baron.

Currently she is wrapping up a vacation with her lovely family but I did ship out a card and traditional lion/Leo-themed gift. I won’t spoil it because it hasn’t arrived yet and there’s always a chance Christina may be reading my site through her Blackberry. Next year maybe a lionesque iPhone 4 skin.

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Married for seven years!

By the time this is posted, we’ll be on the plane and on our way to Las Vegas! Gotta’ return to the scene of the crime.

Much has changed since then. Somara went to culinary school to earn her degree. I have been promoted at my job. One cat has passed away and a new one joined our family. We’ve also purchased a time share, a new car and (refinanced) the house together; it used to be in my name only since we weren’t married when I bought it.

What’s the plan? A big chunk of our anniversary will be spent traveling to and around Las Vegas (need to find a Target to get some minor accessories). Then probably a nap followed by a nice, peaceful celebratory dinner.

As for the gifts? I think they’re postponed. I’m still holding out for the iPad when demand levels off. Not sure what Somara wants. According to this site, all three categories are present: Traditional, Modern and Geek. Hmm. Wool & Copper. Here you go dear, some old pennies and an itchy sweater! Pen & pencil set. In an age of portables, iPads and smartphones? Lastly CAD software. I think not. Adobe Illustrator is cheaper and easier. Besides, doesn’t Google have something which does this?

I believe we’ll go with our own ideas. For now, I have Somara covered with a Reptar on Ice shirt.

Thanks for all your support. On to eight years!

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The Millenium Fender?

This is my funny Star Wars shirt that can be worn in public. I thought it was rather fitting to get since I recently heard about the RPG winding down this Fall. With the economy being in the toilet and D&D 4E sucking, WOTC decided to focus on publishing just one crappy game so the licensing agreement between them and Lucasfilm was not renewed.

The shirt is even funnier in person because the iPhone (3G, not v. 4) couldn’t capture the eyes on Han. He appears to be really focused on what he’s doing.

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KMAG receives its 2000th new song

One major objective of my stream was to rotate/introduce new releases for those whoever listened. For myself, the Top 35 (originally 30) was similar to WMUR’s Top 40 songs in rotation, the stuff that was in the front lobe of my brain just like the commercial radio stations in past, before 2000.

Nowadays, I remove seven songs that have been in circulation for five weeks and replace them with seven new ones. The strategy wasn’t always this formulaic. Until last Fall, it was six and years ago, it was arbitrary on what I felt like swapping after five to seven weeks. Either way, today I brought in the 2000th new tune for KMAG as it approaches its eighth anniversary. Trust me, commercial stations haven’t even introduced 1000 new songs in eight years so this is somewhat of a big deal.

Drum roll for number 2000…

“One Life Stand” by Hot Chip

I remember when my friend Chip endorsed this band with their first album a few years back. I figured he was joshing me due to the name. At first this British Electronica act took a few sessions to connect with on Coming on Strong but it grew on me, especially with the lyrics on “Beach Party,” “Down with Prince” and “Crap Kraft Dinner.” By the time their 2008 release Made in the Dark appeared, I have bought their stuff with little doubt and the current album is no exception. It’s also backed by me on my KMAG subpage. On to the 2500th new song which in theory could happen in 70-plus weeks if I continue at this pace.

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JR enters the US Hockey Hall of Fame

Again, I know this news is old but I’ve been fighting off what I think is a sinus infection all weekend…and I’m so close to going on vacation, argh!  I decided to stagger out stuff with WP’s awesome ability to schedule posts.

Now the US HOF isn’t as prestigious as the Hall of Fame in Toronto which covers hockey in its entirety but this is a start. JR getting in with the Hatcher brothers (I didn’t know Derian had one who played and played well) is a no brainer for the US. I do predict JR will have difficulty getting admitted to the big HOF thanks to Canadian prejudice against him. He’ll get in eventually, just not on the first or second opportunities. Let’s hope the Canadians who bully the board on who gets in don’t do something stupid like letting Eric Lindros glide in on the first chance while denying one of the best five Americans to hit the rink. I would also back Mike Modano on his entry because his numbers were even better.

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Iron Man 2

One downside of our vacation is missing our friend Corin’s birthday. He turns four while we’re away but it’s a special birthday, a numerous toys become available to him thanks to the age guidelines. Anyway, Somara whipped together some cupcakes for everybody to enjoy at our weekly breakfast. Iron Man is all the rage with little boys so these were an obvious hit. Us singing to him was not.

The birthday boy showing off!

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Dr. Plait gets his own TV show!

You may know him as the guy behind Bad Astronomy the book and the blog on Discovery.com. Plus I loved his recent book Death from the Skies. I have yet to see his appearance on Mythbusters regarding the Moon-Landing Hoax; trust me, I used to carpool with one of those schmucks, Hoaxers are as irrational as Birthers when it comes to facts.

Jeremy told the news earlier last week but I wanted to get the official scoop from the good doctor himself. My guess is the timing of this was set to coincide with the San Diego Comic Con (I have at least one friend attending as well, I need to ask him if it remains worth all the trouble). I’m glad I checked. I thought he was going to have an ongoing show but it’s only a three-episode miniseries. Maybe it could be the beginning should this do well. The remake…sorry, re-imagining of Battlestar Galactica had the same opportunity.

I definitely will cough up the dough to get this through iTunes, then I’ll have it around as a handy reference on my iPod Touch/iPhone.

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Avatar, the Last Air Bender will return to Nickelodeon

This may be old news but as I say, life got in the way. I still wanted to jibber jabber about this because it shows there is a silver lining to an awful movie (or remake) being created.

Despite the dismal results of the original cartoon series being translated to live action by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong (because I can never say nor remember his last name correctly), Nickelodeon will have a new show in 2011 which takes place 70 years later.

Those who follow the cartoon know that the next Avatar will be a water bender. The bigger question on everyone’s mind will be how successful were Aang and Zuko in restoring balance to the world because the Fire Nation’s century-long campaign was devastating, especially to the Southern Water Tribe (only one water bender remaining) and Air Nomads (exterminated until Aang reappears).

Again, I completely endorse the cartoon. Currently you can see in three formats.

  1. Netflix streaming, the fastest and most satisfying.
  2. The DVD sets which I’ve seen at Target and due to the movie, they’ve revamped and re-issued the first season in a fancier box with additional material.
  3. It’s in re-runs on NickToons, the hardest way since it would have commercials and this channel is only available through the most expensive packages.

The Legend of Korra is due to appear next year. I hope it will be available via Netflix shortly afterwards. I doubt it. The stream is more likely around the time DVDs are shipping but lately, I think the medium’s days are numbered with the growth of streams.

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New Pornographers

Neko (l), Carl (c) and a singer whose name I can't remember (r) but she is from the Austin area making the New Pornographers less Canadian.

Summer is in full swing everywhere in the Northern Hemisphere, especially in the US and that means…the festival concerts, the worst kind of lives in my cranky opinion. People pay outrageous prices to attend Lolapalooza, Lilith Fair, Bonnaroo, etc. to see what is supposed to be 50, 100 or whatever bands. Instead they’re herded like cattle, get sunburn and endure watching late sets which are also clipped by 10-20 minutes so the has-been headliner is on schedule. Of course that’s my uninformed take I will readily admit to because the closest thing I have ever experienced was Summerfest in Milwaukee during the late Eighties to late Nineties. For me it became an omen of the worst to come: HORDE, Vans Warped Tour and the ultimate insult, Austin City Limits Festival (ACL Fest for short). I refuse to even try to go to ACL Fest since it is really an asshole invasion; all these people from around the world come here, tear up Zilker Park, make downtown poisonous (Austin isn’t well-designed for North/South traffic via I-35) and leave. It’s as if a giant seagull attacks every Fall. I want to punch the ACL Fest’s inventor(s) in the face, then ask, “Why did you create this? We tolerate the annual poseur invasion every Spring (SXSW), why did think we needed another?” My friend and concert buddy Mark is free to make a counterpoint if he wishes, I would still walk on hot coals for him regardless of our differing opinions.

What does this have to do with the New Pornographers? I’m getting to it since this ranting preface is part of the show.

Besides, what I feel is a crappy way to see live music (such intimacy one can have with 50,000 people pack in a stadium with U2!), the other painful blow from festivals is that many acts think this counts as an official stop as the host city. Hence, last night’s New Pornographers show which was their first proper 80-minute set in seven years. My friends and I saw them headline at Emo’s for The Electric Version, after that, they’ve only returned to Austin for a SXSW Showcase (not necessarily open to the public) and Fun Fun Fest (a lesser-known Fest in November). Again, I might be mistaken on any other appearances yet they’re a band I would try to catch at any opportunity.

So how were they last night? Fantastic despite the larger venue (Stubb’s outdoors), the growth of Neko Case’s fame (I wouldn’t be surprised if she quits after this) and two rather trying openers; I didn’t think they fit the NP’s mood/tone/style. Austin was also treated to an appearance of Dan Bejar in the lineup; he co-writes yet tends to not tour with them, he wasn’t around in the 2003 concert. The traveling act is much larger as well, 10 people which could get them mistaken for a Ska band.

Before they took the stage, the lights went out, their logo lit up and flickered at random patterns to Boston’s “Foreplay.” Cheesy yet funny. Then the kicked off with “Sing Me Spanish Techno” from Twin Cinemas. The set list can be found here courtesy of person with either a strong memory or the ability to type quickly on a phone. Obviously the night was heavy on the current release Together which contained great stuff I am looking forward to listening to more intently in the near future. I’ve read rumblings of complaining over this. To those people I say, if they didn’t load the set list with the current record, they would be wasting their time touring. I do admit to being disappointed over them not doing “Miss Teen Wordpower,” “All For Swinging You Around,” “The Electric Version,” “These Are The Fables,” “Star Bodies,” “My Rights Versus Yours,” or “Mutiny, I Promise You.” However, they at least did “Go Places” and “The Laws Have Changed,” the latter being omitted would’ve set off a riot.

I am glad I went out of my own pocket too. All the EA volunteer spots were taken quite quickly for this concert. My friends and I had a lovely dinner at Jaime’s across the street plus great conversations before and after the show. Those things are really vital to live music, especially when you go with friends who share your passion for music.

The New Pornographers were great too. This made up for their recent stiffing of Austin and Neko Case’s rather mediocre solo show last Spring.

As I usual end with most stories over live shows, see if them if you get the opportunity which is rather difficult because most of my friends have children, other commitments and/or are out of the loop. There’s also the option to check out their strong catalog, three of which I know are all killer, no filler: The Electric Version, Twin Cinemas and Challengers.

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Early birthday present

My friend Mark gave me the coolest DVD I have ever received in years because it finally exists in legitimate form…Urgh! A Music War. Don’t let the goofy title fool you.  This concert film is an amazing time capsule containing numerous bands from the beginning of the Eighties who went on to become New Wave/Power Pop staples. Many influenced future, more popular acts into the next decades. Some are still around in some shape or from.

Like whom? Just core elements of my personal collection: XTC, Oingo Boingo, Wall of Voodoo, Go Go’s, Gary Numan, Devo, Fleshtones, Jools Holland and the Police. It’s comical to see how much younger they were 30 years ago. The crowds are even funnier. Whenever this is shown at the Alamo Drafthouse for Music Mondays, several segments draw howls from the audience, myself included.

Urgh! Has another special place in my heart. When the movie original appeared in 1981, I was 12-13 years old and obviously not as interested in music, especially New Wave stuff. I highly doubt my parents would’ve let me go nor did it play in Springfield, IL (to the best of my recollection). Instead, I was introduced to it through cable TV four years later. When I lived in Beulah, ND, the place’s cable selection was rather weak. It was 1985 and up there the choices only filled the VHF channels (2-13 for those too young to know what I’m writing about). To add insult to injury, MTV wasn’t available neither! There was the USA Network. During the day and weeknights, USA wasn’t terribly interesting. It didn’t carry anything terribly original in the Eighties but on Friday and Saturday nights, the station became a decent surrogate for MTV by showing music-themed movies: Breaking Glass or Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains; and the odd cartoon JacMac & Radboy – Go! (a precursor to Beavis & Butt-Head by Wes Archer, a major director for the Simpsons). Urgh! was the coolest of the bunch because it contained bands I had discovered over the last several years.

Thanks again Mark! I will be ripping this to watch on my iPod Touch/iPhone while flying out to Vegas next week. Somara will probably hope it will keep my calm for 90 minutes.

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Farewell Simon Gagne

It was a shame to trade him away since he was the last member of the 2003-4 lineup which almost made it to the Cup. Believe, if that team got past Tampa Bay, they would’ve made mincemeat out of Calgary.

However, professional hockey is a business so no hard feelings were felt at most levels. Simon had been a Flyer ever since he was drafted in 1998 and for the last couple seasons he was frequently injured. His current $5+ million salary put Philly up against the cap, not as badly as Chicago but enough tot keep them out of the Marty Turco Derby.

I think the change in scenery will help him down in Florida.

I will also remember all the good times he provided my team. His contributions to the 2010 Playoffs, the points he racked up while everything else disintegrated around the 2006-7 squad, moving from Primeau’s checking line to a scoring line and he is probably the least “famous” McFarlane figure I have wearing a Flyers’ jersey.

What we got in return? Yet another defenseman and a draft pick. The latter seemed good.

As for New Jersey…17 years with Kovalchuk? I don’t think even Satan makes a contract this long because literature tends to state he takes people out when they’re on top. Kovalchuk isn’t quite the forward he used to be with Atlanta but I think how franchises are getting around the cap with their creative account could defeat Daniel Webster.

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2000: Macworld NYC trip

When I didn’t get the permanent spot as a team manager, I accepted the position of coach which always felt like the bronze medal. One concession I did receive was the opportunity to attend Macworld in NYC as a representative of AppleCare.

Travel is always something I love to do in my line of work because it doesn’t come up very often and it breaks up the monotony. The year before I got to spend a week in exciting Sacramento but I still found the time away productive, interesting and rewarding; I told my co-workers how good we had it in Austin. My brother always disagreed after his time as a Systems Engineer with Apple, he said all hotel rooms look alike.

He would be correct when most of his destinations were the blah Midwestern cities in his territory. However, I was going to the largest city in the United States, the home of the world-weary poseur and source of the rudest Americans according to stereotypes…New York. Apple put me up in a fancy hotel in Times Square (The Millennium) which was relatively close to the convention.

The flight from Austin to La Guardia was uneventful despite the change at Houston. (Nowadays there are a couple airlines which go non-stop to NYC.) Then came a relatively long cab ride from the airport to Time Square. I tried to absorb the scenery along the way, trying to place what I knew from other media: TV, movies, books and photos. After settling into the room I scored a pizza from a nearby restaurant and took a nap until my roommate/co-worker arrived. One big surprise was seeing Rich Dellinger again; he recently made the news with his return to Apple after leaving Palm. We were in the same training class way back in 1995 and he had recently transferred to Cupertino so I had numerous questions to ask.

Overall, MacWorld was a bit of a disappointment. I expected it to be a trade show yet I didn’t plan on feeling rather useless at the AppleCare booth. After living through supporting the PowerBook 5300 and handling the socially retarded at GenCon 1992, I was prepared to do my best to resolve, answer or refer. All my preparation wasn’t really needed nor would it have mattered.

  • Most people approaching the AppleCare booth were looking for other Apple employees they knew, usually members of Engineering, Marketing or Sales. Rarely did we receive a technical question.
  • This show was the G4 Cube’s debut and G4 towers were upgraded to having dual-processors on their logic boards. Nobody on the phones was given any training or warning about these products.

I still made the best of it because a free trip to NYC only happens once in a lifetime. Couldn’t resist some guilt over it.

When I didn’t have to work my shift, I took in the gist of MacWorld. Saw all the upcoming releases for 2000 and early 2001. Bought a discounted version of SoundJam (iTunes’ ancestor) and Balder’s Gate (a contributing reason why younger D&D players lack good tabletop etiquette). A couple years later, MacWorld abandoned its Summer expo to focus only on the January convention in San Francisco. After attending this, I could understand because few people have deep-enough pockets to keep upgrading, buying, etc. every six months. An annual event is enough to plan out an IT department’s spending.

The man who "owned" Broadway for several decades.

The remaining time I had I spent taking in Times Square. I didn’t have a map or a street-smart guide to assist me so I figured staying close to the convention or hotel was wisest. Much to my relief, NYC didn’t have a permeating aroma of urine as Bill Hicks warned; it did have garbage bags strewn in the streets and I spotted a rat. The residents weren’t as gruff as I was told but when buying things with my credit card, they tended to ignore the “Check ID” written on the back. I scored a couple import CDs from the Virgin MegaStore which is now gone, one being the Tom Jones duet album called Reload. Besides pizza, I tried a couple other strengths NYC was supposed to have in the food department: the nearby deli joint was fair but I preferred Katz’s in Austin. I’m sure there were more authentic places if I had the means to find them. Locating the Katz’s in NYC where Marc Katz came from would’ve been cool. Another meal was spent at a steak joint which didn’t close until 1 AM. I enjoyed it yet it wasn’t a memorable piece of meat.

My biggest thrill was seeing an actual Broadway show. It wasn’t an original but the revival of Annie Get Your Gun starring Bernadette Peters and Tom Wopat (yeah, the less-famous star from The Dukes of Hazard). To prepare, I listened to the current casts’ CD on my Diamond Rio MP3 player (iPods were a year off) several times. Then I scored an eighth-row seat through the mayor’s office of tourism in Time Square, the only good thing I can thank Benito Guiliani for. I wore a suit that evening because my friend Sonia had trained me well; I often rant on about seeing Austinites wearing jeans at the opera. The show was fantastic. Seeing the real thing on Broadway is certainly better than the touring company, much like gambling in Las Vegas is way cooler than driving over to Louisiana or an Indian reservation.

Somara and I would like to make a trip there in the near future but as you know, Las Vegas beckons in about a week.

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2010 gadgets meet That Seventies Show

Artist Alex Varanese did this funny series of contemporary products being marketed and sold by time travelers to the residents of 1977. In order to make it accessible to our past selves and ancestors, the solid-colored, smooth anodized metals are replaced with faux wood paneling covered in colors reminiscent of the Houston Astros’ jerseys. The modifications for the 1977 iPod is the best: the LED display, the switches and its earbuds being larger than the actual device.

Hopefully, someone repeats this joke in 2043 so we can laugh ourselves again on what we thought was impressive, cool and state-of-the-art.

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Stars who are returning!

Mostly blueliners and some signed to two-way contracts which bodes well for Dallas in my opinion. The list by the end of the week includes Trevor Ludwig (son of retired Star Craig Ludwig who is a commentator in Big D), Maxime Fortunus (Somara’s personal fave), Matt Stephenson, Travis Morin, Greg Rallo and Ray Sawada.

The best surprise was Brad Lukowich joining us officially instead of being on loan from Vancouver. In the middle of last season he was called up by the Canucks which was part of the arrangement; if an AHL team has spare slots for veterans from another franchise, they’re allowed to play so they don’t get rusty or go to Europe. Anyway, Lukowich was eventually sent back down to the Moose where I assume there was an opening. They were later eliminated by the Bulldogs in the playoffs. I could be wrong since ahl.com, nhl.com and the Moose’s site has nothing on him beyond Vancouver.

Well, Vancouver’s loss is our gain especially in light of losing Andrew Hutchinson to Pittsburgh. Lukowich has his name on the Stanley Cup TWICE (Stars ’99, Lightning ’04) and much like Hutch, he brings experience, toughness, grit and offensive prowess to his job as a defenseman. I do expect to lose him to Dallas eventually.

Lastly, we made our final payment toward the season tickets. We’re home free but the countdown to the opener which will be here this time won’t be posted until the tickers on Vegas and Crowded House have passed. Mark October 16 on your calendar though!

Let’s go Stars!

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