“History of the Internet” from the Guardian

My favorite British newspaper site continues to the Guardian (so should it be favourite?) because they have these much better interactive pieces like this one on the a People’s History of the Internet. You conservatives can click on it safely, this isn’t some thing subjective as per Howard Zinn’s pieces. It’s pretty good for laypeople or those who are purists which my field is filled with. Check it out and watch how the number of hosts grows. Scary to think I was in college when it was under 500,000 hosts.

I remember how much Web browsing was really picking up 15 years ago with my job at University Towers. Receiving/sending e-mail wasn’t very new to me since I did a bit of it at Marquette in my MSCS 050 class (which I despised), GEnie in 1992 (dropped when I got canned from GDW) and AOL; hard to believe I was excited about using them again in 1994 when they changed their terms to (I think) $10/month for five hours. Anyway, the residents were requesting more modems for the Macs and PCs in the lab to use their PPP accounts and something I can’t remember that UT used, I want to say SLIP but I could be incorrect. There wasn’t any Netscape, Firefox, Safari or Explorer, only Spyglass. Things improved for me when I started working at Apple a year later where access was easier and faster via their network; certainly made going home to use dial-up painful.

It’s pretty amazing how quickly Web browsers, RSS Feeds, e-mail, ‘blogs and everything else have quickly become ubiquitous in our lives. I know I feel pretty vulnerable and helpless without my portable for more than day.

And it all started 40 years ago with a mere four hosts on the West Coast.

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Happy 50th Birthday Weird Al Yankovic

The clown prince of Pop music celebrates his birthday but sadly no new album until next year as per his site. To satisfy  his legion of fans, there’s just a five-song EP via iTunes and a compilation CD (only the hits) next week. Maybe the delay is being caused by another funny video premiere via Robot Chicken! Stranger things have happened such as his cameos in lame rapper material or peculiar episodes of Tim & Eric. Al being the voice of the squidhat as a parody of Harry Potter on the cartoon show Billy & Mandy was amusing.

If I have the time and energy, I may re-establish the stream dedicated to his music at work as a form of “countdown” until the new album appears.

Oct 23, 2009 Update: Due to the first comment I received, I posted a link to the rapper video here. I got it for free while it was offered through iTunes even though I have no idea who MC Lars is. If it’s Rap (or Hip Hop), I tend to ignore it, parody or not.

I also realized I forgot to mention a TV appearance he made that reminded me why I think he’s cool. (I was pretty tired last night as I was piecing together the post.) Over 20 years ago, Al was the celebrity contestant on Family Double Dare. If there’s any personality you want in your corner during the physical challenge or obstacle course, Weird Al will be on the short list because you know he’s not afraid of green slime. What raised my opinion of him was how nice he was to the little girl and her family. You could tell Al usually knew the answer but he’d let the child tell it, most of the time; there’s one instance I reviewed when he jumped in as time was running out.

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Austin Stars off to a decent start

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I’m really enjoying my season tickets to Austin’s AHL team. Currently the Stars are in second place for their division at 9 points. Not too shabby for an “expansion.” After a few years of being awful, I’m really stunned to see the San Antonio Rampage being so excellent and holding the best record in the league right now. Then I discovered they’re holding on to a sizable chunk of Anaheim’s prospects in addition to Phoenix’s, which would double the talent on the team while we only have Dallas.

Last week we saw our team successfully beat the Grand Rapids Griffins (Detroit Red Wings) with less than two minutes to go. The game had been going back and forth all night without any goals. Tense would’ve been an understatement. The Stars finally got a break on a rebound to put the biscuit in the basket. Quite an accomplishment, the opposing goalie (McCollum) will probably be at least the backup for the Red Wings in a season.

I had to wait another five days before another game. In the meantime, they went to Houston and tore the Aeros a new one the weekend, 5-1.

Upon their return they hosted the Lake Erie Monsters (Colorado Avalanche). Technically this team is based in Cleveland so I don’t know why they chose a body of water and a monster; when I was a kid Lake Erie had a reputation for being very polluted to the point of toxic. On this home stand, the Stars were great during the first period. They peppered the Monsters’ goalie for 14 shots, a two-to-one ratio over the visitors. After the first intermission, the Stars were flat-footed, giving up a goal in the first minute of the second’ scored by Hadar, a guy I saw play for the Milwaukee Admirals during a long weekend in San Antonio! I felt the Stars’ will to carry on with this game evaporated as they went on to lose 4-zilch.

Can’t win every game, then it would be pretty dull and victories wouldn’t be savored. A very hard lesson I had to learn as a child playing for schools which loss 90 percent of the time.

My Stars continue their run of home games tomorrow and Saturday night: a rematch with the Monsters and a visit from the Hamilton Bulldogs (Montreal Canadiens). I’m going to miss both too. The Friday game is no major loss for I’m seeing Glenn Tilbrook at the Saxon Pub. Saturday will consumed by a wedding in Waco which is more important yet it’s going to be Hamilton’s sole appearance at our rink, next to Toronto, the Canadiens (by proxy) are the oldest functioning team in the history of professional hockey. Hopefully Jeremy gets a cool fan to join him.

I will be attending come hell or high water next weekend, it’s the Chicago Wolves’ debut in Austin. To make it sweeter, they signed (future) American hockey legend Chris Chelios! He may be skating with the assistance of a walker (he’s 47, Gordie retired at 52) yet I gotta’ see this guy in action.

Tonight, I shall close with a great joke I read in the Toronto Star over the Leafs’ pitiful 0-6-1 start.

What does a Toronto fan do after the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup? He gets up and turns off his PlayStation.

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It’s Halloween again

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Normally Somara hands these out to our co-workers closer to the holiday but due to her hectic schedule next week (a wedding cake and a birthday set up), she put together her ghoulish treats sooner. The eyeballs were a new addition to the mummies and werewolves. Oh there was a spider on a web design which surprised me, Somara isn’t keen on spiders, especially ones the size of ponies in the horror movies.

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Picayune upgrade coming!

The good news from Apple kept on coming for the first half of the week. On Monday, Apple beat the Street on earnings; Tuesday was new hardware (more later) and today thanks to Tuesday’s announcements, we’re getting a new Mac to host KMAG (the stream) and Picayune (this site).

Firstly, those new backlit-LED iMacs are really sweet, especially the 27′ model. For a desktop I would prefer a MacPro but the iMacs really make it hard to choose. The bigger surprises were the Mini-based server solution and the revised MacBook. The former is tempting to have in place of what we did choose (price being a major consideration) yet I would encourage a small business to consider it over running Snow Leopard server on an iMac or spending more for a minimal tower. Meanwhile, the new MacBook received a bigger overhaul than I anticipated. Once the aluminum unib0dies appeared, I figured the MacBook made of white plastic would stick around as a low-end workhorse to entice people with a cheaper portable. Now it has the LED backlighting, better battery life and it’s curvier.

With this good news out of the way, we went forward on purchasing a new entry-level Mac Mini, not the server which felt like too much computer for what we’re doing. Originally we were going to buy it two weeks ago, then the shipping time on them went from 24 hours to a couple days. The delay tends to mean the product is discontinued or headed for an upgrade. We received a better deal. For the same amount of money the new Mini will have double the RAM and a processor of 2.26 GHz. This saved us around $200 which I can then put toward a larger internal hard drive, the default 160 GB is puny for hosting Somara’s pictures, KMAG (30 GB alone) and I’m not sure what Picayune consumes. We’ll then make the transition to Snow Leopard server to handle the iCals on our iPhones.

Keep watching for warnings when I have to take the old G4 offline.

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Happy Second Anniversary to Nancy & Jose!

Coinciding with the birth of Evelyn, my best friend Jose married Nancy at an impressive ceremony in Central Florida. It was the culmination of a great weekend I still enjoyed greatly even though Somara says I continue to remind her that I didn’t get to relax much the whole time. Well, I was thrilled to be in the wedding party which involved more than just showing up to do Catholic aerobics and eat the food the two families paid for. I think it’s more of a ribbing on how Somara got spend time at the nearby theme park (we at the hotel next to Universal) with her sister and I had to get fitted for a tuxedo.

The story is really about the happy couple. I would say they’re both digging the marriage thing. Jose has gone on to a new career in the Census Department (I think it’s still a division of Commerce) and Nancy received Jose’s used iBook after I sold him my previous MacBook. I knew I’d get my Apple hooks in her!

We hope to visit them again in Orlando or get them to come out to Austin. There remains a ton to catch up on with Nancy because she grew up in a part of Houston Somara was from (the Gulf Freeway area) and I had fond memories about (1983-84). Nancy’s dad got transferred to Florida (he worked at NASA) so she completed her education in the Sunshine state and obviously worked in the region where she met Jose. A cooler gathering would be Las Vegas but I think Sin City is a guy thing and I feel an Austin trip is more in order despite the lack of theme parks in my adopted home.

If you know them, drop them a line to congratulate them.

Should my memory serve me correctly, anniversary number two is cotton like it was for the Lowrys last year. Probably not a practical gift with all the humidity down in Orlando yet I think I can scheme up something funny.

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Happy Second Birthday Evelyn!

Evelyn’s parents brought her out a couple weeks ago to celebrate while they were in Austin for ACL, now there’s some cunning parenting, balancing out the partying for all ages!

Somara and I missed the specific party for the little princess but we did get some face time the day before to give her a gift, Duplos which are the Legos for younger children under three. They’re larger so it’s harder to swallow and choke to death on. Evelyn thought they were nice but she’s at the age when you really can’t get a solid impression on what a kid thinks or feels about a toy. I think little E will be like her dad Ethan, the big E, who is a fan of the plastic bricks.

If you know our friends Kelly and Ethan, drop them a line to wish Evelyn a happy birthday. I’m sure they’ll convey and translate it.

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1989: A Great Fall thanks to Stardate

This morning at breakfast with my friends at Einstein’s, someone mentioned an “infrequent regular” being home for a three-day weekend from Baylor (the big school in Waco and frequent recipient of football pummeling from UT). Midterms was my guess and with it being mid-October, seemed to be about right because college goes by quickly as each semester is only around 16 weeks.

I remembered how my senior year was going pretty well 20 years ago. Everything appeared to be firing on all cylinders finally with only one exception, I got shafted on an RA position again by one of Marquette’s many Hutts, aka the nepotistic, overweight hall directors who turned blind eyes to their pets smoking weed with the residents. Having my own apartment trumped the BS I’d endure living in the dorms anyway.

School rocked. For classes I had JOUR 100 (copyediting and layout), some broadcasting class on radio programming, ECON 043 (microeconomics), Marx and Marxism for Philosophy (more about the writings of the man, not all the nonsense which followed) and three hours of credit for the paid internship I landed at Stardate Promotions, which the bulk of this entry is about. Originally, I was also signed up to take ADPR 182 (PR campaigns) but I dropped the class shortly after the professor told me put my internship on the backburner to focus on her class. Knowing everything then, I did the opposite. Besides, I had 180 and 181 with her, I sensed this teacher felt PR belonged only in the realm of non-profits, governments and corporations. It had no place in an entertainment capacity. I would take 182 again with the other teacher in the Spring to get a change of pace, he at least did publicity for a formula one racing team and had an autographed picture of James Garner in his office!

Losing the three hours didn’t matter. Last Spring I did the math on graduating when I probably should’ve been listening more to Dr. Scotton’s lecture in media and law (a study on SCOTUS cases, what’s the difference between libel and defamation primarily). Even if I took 36 hours my senior year, I was going to fall short by 15 hours in the Spring of 1990 so why stress out. Maybe graduating at the end of the calendar would be better…something the recession to kick off the Nineties proved dead wrong.

Outside of Marquette, things were cooler. As I said in the last 1989 story, my relationship with Carrie gelled into her being officially my girlfriend. The apartment was a pleasant refuge from school. I killed many hours there playing Super Mario Brothers 2 when I should’ve been reading my homework. Neal continued to run a monthly RoleMaster (rival to D&D) game at his place. My relationship with Paul and Helen healed up too. They were both in the same dorm then and had roommates who were scarcely around to disrupt their extensive visits. I only saw Phil at Neal’s game. Jose, I don’t recall unless it was something social or Carrie wanted practice her Spanish with him.

The biggest highlight, beyond Carrie, was the internship I mentioned earlier. Last year I burned all my bridges with WMUR and matters at WQFM didn’t work out since I wasn’t a member of the right clique. Spending Christmas Break in California also gave me pause on what I was pursuing. I did feel pretty dejected as the semester started. How could I graduate in the next year without having any further involvement in “the business?” Heck, I briefly considered pursuing a different career yet stubbornness and a I’ll-show-them attitude pointed at WMUR kept me from seriously reflecting the options. Then I spotted the ad in The Marquette Tribune with Stardate, one of the three concert promoters in Milwaukee (in 1989). Through WMUR I had interacted with them to set up ticket giveaways for Peter Murphy, Echo & the Bunnymen, Jerry Harrison: Casual Gods, Midnight Oil and Terrence Trent D’arby. My semester under Mark “Mangy Man” Krueger, WQFM’s promotion director, gave me another advantage. I decided to go for broke by applying and boy did I want it. Good thing I did succeed, it’s one odd chapter of my life I have a hard time imagining differently.

Stardate was an awesome experience. It was a small company that did huge things. The founder Randy  McElrath had only a few employees and through them they succeeded to put on successful concerts in venues as large as the Bradley Center. Randy was an interesting guy. He fell into the business accidentally in the Seventies and survived against the tougher competitors of Milwaukee because Randy was as honest as he possibly could be in a cut-throat field. I think he used to be a teacher who worked as a radio sales person during the Summers and he found a way to organize concerts as the live-music business grew into the 800-pound gorilla it was in the Eighties. Randy’s office contained a bitchin’ photo of the Rolling Stones with Billy Preston on stage in County Stadium as a demonstration of what he achieved.

Assisting him were his production director (this man’s name escapes me, I did take his advice to learn more about computers), Jane Apker (the lady I reported to) handling the media interactions and Bob Roux, the talent buyer. The experience I gained from this trio blew away anything WQFM or WMUR taught me. Being paid for my time with them didn’t hurt along with receiving a free pair of tickets to anything they booked. Stardate’s location, above Landmark Lanes on Farwell Avenue, evolved into a detriment. It was closer to Carrie’s apartment than Marquette which meant I spent many dinners with her instead of attending my ECON 043 course or using the mean plan I bought.

Jane was a saint for putting up with me. She let me write the press releases for the (sold out) B-52’s and Billy Squier concert. She got me an audience with Steve Sinnicropi of Hot 102 for my radio programming paper. Overall, a really supportive person who wanted me to succeed.

Bob was a lesson from another angle. We got along through our association from Illinois. He attended the University of IL and cut his teeth with Starcourse, the same organization my brother got involved with to set up concerts at the school. Thankfully I was never on the receiving end of his wrath I’d overhear on the phone, usually an argument between him and some act’s manager. The most insightful conversation I had with Bob was about Stardate not booking any Rap acts which were growing in popularity. He replied that Stardate had no issue over the genre, it was the management of those performers. Bob stated they were too greedy and very inexperienced on how the economics of promotion worked. Inevitably, the wise acts would catch on, hire better managers and have longer-term success. He must’ve been right. The above link shows where he is in the food chain today. I should’ve hitched my career to his rising star sooner, especially when I stumbled upon his name in the Austin Chronicle 10 years ago on a piece regarding the concert business.

Around the time of the Christmas party, Randy let me know I was welcome to return to the following semester since Jane found me to be helpful and Bob promised to take me clothes shopping because he knew how to dress for success.

Sadly, I didn’t bother. A handful of things happened around Christmas Break 1989-90 (for another post) to instigate a crisis of confidence in me and I called to tell them I wouldn’t be back in January. It was heartbreaking but my charmed life kicked in weeks and years later. Thanks to Gloria Estefan canceling TWICE on Stardate, Randy sold Stardate to rival Joe Balistreri. Jane and Bob resigned in protest because Balistreri used some unsavory, dishonest practices which finally got the attention of local authorities in 1991. The ongoing rumors of ties to the Outfit didn’t help. Years later, I have never regretted bailing out while I could. Almost everything involved in music has been squeezed down to a few players. Bob and Randy are employees of Live Nation which is a front for Clear Channel. Even if I hitched my wagon to Bob’s career as I jokingly sated earlier, I probably would’ve been found redundant and forced out because I developed a pesky conscience.

I don’t regret the time at Stardate from 1989. It was a memorable time making phone calls to nearby cities to see how records by The Cult, Bonham and Metallica were selling; getting cheeseburgers at the legendary diner Ma Fisher’s for dinner; getting to rent Stardate’s skybox for an Admirals’ game and showing off my own desk to Jose the time he visited Stardate’s office.

Coming up under the History section…what I discovered during the same semester yet didn’t realize its full potential until my second Senior semester.

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The Simpsons 12th Season DVD

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My last review was almost a year ago but at least the set came out sooner (10 months between 11 and 12). It just took me a while to watch the entire season twice because I always go through it a second time with all the commentaries. To fill the gap I scored the conclusion to Duckman and latest from the Venture Brothers, both of which I’m well overdue on posting about.

The 12th season concludes Scully’s tenure running the show. He left to make a short-lived sitcom on ABC with Mel Gibson’s production company and then wrote for the later seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond while contributing to the movie. I think he still did a good job yet he admits to capitulating to pressure from the suits, hence the “Simpsons Tall Tales” episode in an attempt to capitalize on the success of the Halloween tradition and the Bible stories. There are some gems which have held up after eight or nine years: “HOMR,” “New Kids on the Blecch,” “Worst Episode Ever” and “I’m Goin’ to Praiseland;” and further gambles: “Trilogy of Error” (I always thought it was an imitation of the German movie Run Lola Run but writer Matt Selman said it was really based on Go), “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes” and  “Simpson Safari.” The jokes remain strong even at time when the premise is weak, e.g. “Tennis the Menace.”

Fox decided to stay with the cheap, crappy foldout packaging again. I’m puzzled on why the cutting of corners over the show which pulled Murdoch’s money pit into a real television-marketing contender. You’d think the profit margins were raised enough through all the DVDs now made in Mexico…until they can figure out how to do it in the Philippines or Kenya. The features stay thin too. I know there were more commercials starring the characters around then. Comic Book Guy gets a montage tribute as Krusty did in 11, it’s watchable once. The fanfest from 2000 was amusing, especially when the writers are being stumped on the trivia questions.

Groening remains a scarce commentator which disappoints me yet he appeared on all four of the Futurama direct-to-DVD movies so this balances out. Scully acts as the MC on all of them in Groening’s place. This time around he brings in Joe Mantegna (Fat Tony), Chris Kirkpatrick (a member of NSYNC and Chip Skylar in The Fairly Oddparents), Phil Rosenthal (head writer of Everybody Loves Raymond and voice of the Grand Canyon dad in the movie) and Roger Daltry (his part was pre-recorded). Director Mark Kirkland steals the show on “Simpson Safari” by sharing his knowledge of Kenya with everyone: he went there as a teenager to help his father work on a movie in the early Seventies. It paid off because all the little details are present and Mark’s digs on the writers’ ignorance of Kenya’s geography was hilarious; listen to it to understand. Finally, there’s a deleted scene from “Tale of Two Springfields” which made me laugh and raise an eyebrow on Fox letting it happen.

Is this worth buying? Yes with no hesitation. Currently, I have no idea what the show is like now due to the TV situation at home and I haven’t made any effort to see anything beyond the new HD opening. I would prefer to be surprised when those seasons make it to DVD or Blu-Ray or whatever means will be around in the near future. I feel time has been kind to the show and the cracks I mentioned over 11 became a tad more noticeable but the writers, artists and actors continued to surprise me for a second time.

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“I can be cute and adorable too!”

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Nemo probably got wind of Kuroneko’s 15 minutes on the Internet or being shown off on my iPhone, therefore he decided to climb up the shoe rack to demonstrate his charm. Nah! Of all four cats, Nemo is the biggest culprit of rolling around all over my Chucks, trying to get high. I didn’t immediately notice he was there since I was trying to sleep in. However, he must have gotten his bum leg caught on something because I was awakened to the sound of his bird noises: when he’s cooing, it means he’s frustrated and cannot move, I discovered this years ago while Nemo was trapped in our Christmas tree.

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This kid has been watching Ribeiro

As the expression goes in Canada, “this kid has got hands!” I’m confident Boston and Toronto’s scouts were watching him too because the mediocre starts. I’ve watched it several times and from different angles. The kid’s stick appears to be elastic, as if he were Neo in The Matrix…there is no spoon! Further research revealed that his father played in the Swedish elite league for a decade so he isn’t a completely home-grown hockey phenom but he is a nine year old playing a in 12-year-old league which parallels Gretzky’s career. I find it more amusing to see him wearing 97 in Boston…Jeremy Roenick’s main number (Phoenix, Philly and LA) and original hometown.

Hopefully this little guy doesn’t suffer any injuries and develops into the next great US-born (or based) player to take the crown from Mike Modano.

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“You can’t wear this pair…

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…I’m busy putting my scent on them and getting high smelling the plaid set!”

Kuroneko does have a talent for occupying the shoes I want to wear. I’ve also had to move the pair of Sharpie markers I keep around for marking my Sharks’ calendar because she has developed the habit of climbing up to the lowest shelf of my Chucks solution. Before you ask, in the nine years of having at least one cat in my apartment/house, none have whizzed in my shoes. One thing cats will not do with our shelving is expend the acrobatic effort needed to pee on my collection.

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Happy Birthday Helen

I know it’s rather late and her birthday has less than two hours to go (she’s on EDT) but she’s cool.

Helen is currently a teacher so she worked hard, went to college and still has to go to school on her birthday! Oh the cruelty of the situation. Actually, I don’t think she minds. There are over a dozen little kids to wish her well these days.

I hope Helen celebrates over the weekend. We did talk last week and I heard about the early gift Paul gave her, a portable stereo to insert her iPod Touch into. Now Helen can blare Mommy Music (what her sons call anything that isn’t Van Halen) around the house while recharging.

Somara and I should send her an iTunes (electronic) card to help put more annoying material into the iPod. My vote is for additional Electronica with female vocals.

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Miette’s (not so) close call

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Whenever Miette lies on her back in a dogish fashion, she's normally OK.

While I was putting the finishing touches on my story about Teddy & Mewsette, my mischievous cat Miette made a weird coughing noise. It was more like a disconcerting wheeze. I quickly checked her out to make sure she wasn’t choking or hacking. While handling her around the head and shoulders, there was this weird pulsing under her skin. It was as if there were dozens of pop rocks or Alka-Seltzer tablets going off. Miette didn’t appear to be in any pain but I noticed her eyes being rather bloodshot.

Somara got more worried so she started searching the Web to see if this was a symptom of something worse. This became an incident of the Internet being helpful and not helpful at the same time. What Somara found led to serious worry then a late-night run to the 24-hour vet over in Round Rock. The pop rock/bubble wrap effect was best described as subcutaneous emphysema: air trapped under the skin. The reason why we drove north like mad at 11 PM was the possibility it being caused by a tear in her trachea which might have happened last week during her teeth cleaning: she had a tube down her throat and she’s over 10 (55 in human years). I retained some skepticism. Should her trachea be torn or ripped, this would’ve happened shortly after Miette came home. The other possibility was more likely, she got one of her front legs trapped in her collar, did a normal cat freak out and this led to an odd expansion of the lungs. However, I love this cat very much and I wasn’t going to risk it because the bubble-wrap sound was noticeable at a short distance plus it had spread to her midsection.

The nice doctor shared my skepticism. Miette had no difficulty breathing so there was a chance this would clear up in two weeks. To be safe, we left her there overnight for observation should a greater emergency occurred. The X-Rays were inconclusive but I could tell the techs had difficulty with Miette, you could see the person’s hands at the top of the picture trying hold her down to get something more accurate around the chest. Once (Tuesday) morning came, I would transfer Miette to White Rock for a final diagnosis.

I had to call in sick to work this morning, fight rush-hour traffic on I-35 south (north was easy) and take her back to our regular vet Dr. Todd. The rest of my day was spent worrying, crying and sleeping as I had been up until 2 AM, then wide awake around 6 AM trying to figure out what I would do. The RR vet said the prognosis looked good. Miette didn’t need anything further and when petted, she did her trademark elevator butt thing some cats do.

One thing I wanted to make clear with Dr. Todd and his staff is that I didn’t blame them if Miette had a tear in her trachea. Firstly, I think it was the collar bit and sometimes, unpredictable things happen. Cats are much smaller than we are, their parts are harder to fix with our big hands and tools.

Anyway, I got the good news around 2 PM today. Still no sign of damage to her trachea. It’s most likely her lungs causing the weirdness. It’s also receding but we need to take her back should this be continuing in seven days. We don’t have to change Miette’s routine, isolate her from the other three cats nor modify her diet. I doubt she’ll be very sociable for the remainder of the week.

Currently, I think she’s close to normal again. Miette is sleeping on her back like a dog, out in the open area of the living room. I won’t declare her 100 percent cured again until she demands me to pet her while I’m brushing my teeth.

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1984: Mewsette & Teddy join our family

Only two good things ever came out of our 10 months in Indianoplace, my first job and the new cats we didn’t anticipate.

First I have give some back story on how it all came together that Friday evening.

Growing up in the Seventies, we normally had a pet around the house. Usually a dog, a cat or a combination of both. Being kids, Brian and I weren’t very responsible so these animals became an additional chore for our parents. I still feel very guilty over my neglect toward Sara Lee, Louie, Shadow and most of all, Farah. The latter animal being a very aloof Persian cat my mother got around 1978. It’s one reason why I get upset over people beating, poisoning and abusing pets. My backyard neighbors treat their dog like a piece of yard furniture, not a family member.

Around the time we left for Houston, only the dog Louie came with us. Farah got dumped on Mom’s friend Caroline until we returned to the Midwest. I’m not sure what the details of the arrangement were but we probably received her back for the anti-social behavior and littler she had in Caroline’s living room.

Farah being in our lives again was a mixed bag. I think the dog enjoyed having the exclusivity yet he was on thin ice after biting my father’s forearm; sixteen stitches and a trip to the emergency room in Houston, I bet Dad always remembers that event on his 37th birthday. Either way, I was a teenager who was too self-involved to really want any pets around. Therefore Farah turned into an indoor/outdoor cat which was easier to maintain, no litter box and just leave a food dish in the garage. Too bad our parents didn’t have the wisdom to have Farah neutered as she relished her continued lifestyle in the “wilds” of northern Indianoplace. We realized this dilemma too late a week earlier and planned to have it rectified after she gave birth. What we didn’t expect was when it was going to take place.

The Friday evening was off to its usual boring and stressful beginning. Mom and Dad were heading out to Bloomington to spend the weekend at Grandma’s house. Brian had to go because he didn’t have a choice in the matter being 14. Meanwhile I was 16 and I had the luck of scoring hours every day at Farrell’s, plus having the stereo to myself was a sweet deal. During all the packing, Farah started to act more skittish than normal and began hiding in the garage. About an hour later she started giving birth. I had missed the first kitten’s birth, a tiny tortoise shell, and came in during the expulsion of a pale-orange tabby. The tortoise was sleeping too peacefully for my mother’s liking as she stated, “I think the black one is dead.” Dad solved this by poking the little mound of fur and this cat was never silent again.

We didn’t see Farah’s post-birth activities or hand out cigars as I had to be at work shortly and everybody else was expected at Grandma’s house before 10 PM Central time (Indiana was in the Eastern). Mom grew up with cats on her father’s farm so she assured us it would be alright, besides, Farah would instinctively hide them later. She was correct, when I got home around 11 PM, I had to root around the garage to find all three cats but I only checked up on them periodically for the rest of the weekend.

As the days went by, these two kittens grew rapidly and we all became very attached to them. The tortoise-shell turned out to be a girl we named Mewsette due to her dainty voice (Mom always insisted on spelling it Musette despite the name coming from the original Gay Purr-ee cartoon starring Judy Garland and Robert Goulet) and the tabby was a boy we dubbed Teddy because he resembled a teddy bear; sadly he often had his mother’s disposition. Farah eventually realized they were competition and had to be separated from them. Cats are just like humans, not all are fit to be parents in the long haul. Our dog Louie feared them since the kittens saw him as a giant throw rug.

I will now fast forward to 1985 and the move to North Dakota. Louie was given away to a stranger and probably put to sleep shortly. Farah found a new home with a family who adored her so she had a happier ending. Teddy and Mewsette went on to be my parents’ cats for 19 years when they both died of old-age disorders.

There were so many great times with those two. I only regret not being around them longer but I left for college when they reached adult maturity. However, I was always excited to see them during visits to my parents’ homes in Lansdale, PA; Poway, CA and (ugh!) Cary, NC. They were a source of great comfort and joy while I lived in North Dakota since they didn’t care where we lived; pets love you unconditionally if you play your cards right. I remembered how Teddy went to Grandpa for attention during my grandfather’s final weeks of life with terminal cancer. Mewsette usually greeted strangers at the door much like our cats Kuroneko and Molly do.

Some favorite anecdotes about those two. Mewsette is trickier since she was the well-behaved one of the duo. I think Brian can elaborate on this scenario better but while we were waiting to move into the house we rented in Beulah, ND; we had to stay in a hotel and we didn’t bother to tell the staff our cats were with us. One afternoon while watching TV because we weren’t in a hurry to enroll into the local high school yet, somebody notice Mewsette was missing from the room. Brian and I tried to non-chalantly wander the Best Western in search of the mischievous feline. Mom luckily discovered her hidden in the box springs of her bed. I do accurately recall Brian drawing a cartoon of the situation later on. Teddy was a hellion as soon as he could without crying out for Farah’s assistance. The craziest thing he did was eat part of my apron for Farrell’s. No lie! Shortly after I had been working as a busboy/dishwasher, the manager foolishly had me trained to work the fountain area and a common substance everybody got on their aprons was hot fudge. This proved to be great a temptation for Teddy to pass up when he was younger. The little bugger turned the apron into a Swiss cheese; wherever he found the topping, he ate it and the material underneath. It made Teddy pretty sick yet he lived. My larger concern was explaining to my boss what happened and why I needed a new apron since it seemed as lame as saying “the dog at my homework!” Then again, Helen has proven this to be true too.

Many days, I see those endearing and frustrating traits in our current four cats. Mewsette: Molly’s excellent temperament with children, Miette’s cooing and Kuroneko’s gregarious nature with strangers; Teddy: Molly’s bossiness and schedule for attention, Miette’s ability to find food and Nemo’s general obstinate moods.

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