T-Minus 10 days to Las Vegas Five!

So far I have only received one bet and another “maybe” for this upcoming trip to Las Vegas. This morning we hit the less than 10 days before we’re on the plane for what I have dubbed Las Vegas V, because it’s my fifth trip to Sin City. Maybe I should label is differently for Somara’s sake?

Either way, we’re not starting our final preparations: cat sitting, paperwork to take, shows we’d like to see, the forecast on the weather (I’m confident it’ll be hot, it was around the same time in 2005), a hair cut, etc. Today, I even took the plunge on getting not just one, but two new suits, there was a sale at Men’s Wearhouse. These are nice threads too, they make me look even thinner than I should be. I remembered Dr. Orpheus’ advice on vertical pinstripes.

As for a show, not much was really happening until I stumbled upon Liam Finn appearing at this odd chain called The Beauty Bar, seems Austin has one too. Now I’m trying to contact the place to secure tickets, their website for LV is a complete bust.

I digress (what a shock).

My countdown widget is now at the point when I have it display the event beginning down to the second…when our flight departs, 915 AM on 9/16.

Just remember to send me an e-mail or post a comment on how much, which game, which result you’re betting on and if necessary, which casino. If it’s on the Strip, odds are good we’ll be there, usually the major places, most of the minor joints have disappeared. Wagers over $10, I will need the money in advance or some other way to secure it. Mark B can attest to our honesty on covering the $5-$10 bets should you win.

We’ve decided to take in Fremont this time. Last trip we didn’t bother because it was cold (post Thanksgiving, I don’t recommend visiting then) which I think inhibited our willingness to explore and our timeshare experience ate up a significant chunk. Some of you may be asking, what’s Fremont? It’s the name of a major street in downtown Las Vegas which has the famous sign of Vegas Vic, the neon cowboy, attached to a place called the Pioneer. For many years, Fremont was more popular than the Strip [aka Las Vegas Boulevard]. I think downtown declined in popularity by the Seventies or Eighties due to crime and the Strip getting more attention through efforts of Steve Wynn. I saw it a couple times in 1997 (just blew through in 2003 for the marriage paperwork). To me, Fremont was the Wal-Mart portion of Vegas compared to the Strip. Somara and I decided to give it another look, make a new assessment.

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Squeeze in Austin

Glenn & Chris leading Squeeze's current incarnation.

I finally got to see Squeeze in concert. How I remember their video “Black Coffee in Bed” being the first thing I saw on MTV. Of course, my immediate reaction to it was “what the hell is this?” But thanks to repetition and teenage curiosity, I grew more interested in them…just in time for their first breakup with a farewell appearance on SNL. By the time I left for Marquette, Singles 45’s and Under was always a standard CD, cassette or record in every “thinking” college student’s music collection.

Back in 2003, Mark and I had the great fortune to see Glenn Tilbrook on a solo tour at the Cactus Cafe. (This show deserves its own story because the guy is that amazing.) He primarily did Squeeze songs so it only whetted my appetite for a reunion to happen eventually. On VH-1’s Bands Reunited the following year, I knew the host would fail since it was a pre-mature move. After Glenn’s Cactus show, a fan asked if he was still friends with Chris (Difford). He gave an enthusiastic yes and said they talk on the phone frequently. They just couldn’t work together right now. So when VH-1 came a calling (or ambushed them if you go with Kurt Harland of Information Society’s take), I could see the apprehension in Glenn’s face and Jools Holland telegraphing an obvious “no” to the very naive host.

Chris Difford sharing the vocal duties.

Thankfully, it’s all water under the bridge for Chris and Glenn now! Just my luck too they came to America for a Reunion-30th anniversary tour. After reading this book, I gained a greater appreciation of Squeeze’s material which made going mandatory for me. My friend Chip from Waterloo has been updating me with their remastered albums too.

They hit the stage after 9 PM and I lost the bet on the opening number. I assumed they’d start with “Take Me I’m Yours,” over the more obscure one I didn’t know. There was also a huge backdrop screen behind them. Various video images were shown on it to highlight or emphasize the song’s lyrics or mood. My personal favorite was for “Hourglass.” Normally, it’s one of their hits I avoid on the radio but I knew they’d do a memorable performance. Having an ongoing rapid-fire montage of Squeeze over 30 years made it more special. I scored Mark a copy of the set lists so I’ll have to ask him what they did exactly, I only recognized material from 45’s and “Hourglass.” Even if I didn’t know it, this band rarely does anything to cause a mass exodus to the bathroom or bar.

Glenn singing.

We all had a great time. The band was definitely on a roll with their impressive catalog. My only disappointment was this being exclusively a reunion tour, there’s no new record for them to promote. Maybe there will be in the near future because they proved that after 30 years, Difford & Tilbrook stil “got it” and their amended collection of singles will remain standard issue. Heck, “Cool for Cats” will be on the upcoming Rock Band 2.

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Happy 40th Birthday John DiMaggio

Many of you know him as the voice of Bender, the smoking-drinking-gambling robot character from Futurama. Your children know him as Schnitzel, the rock creature who only says “Rada rada rada,” on Chowder. Despite all the voiceover work he has done for the last 15 years, John has had live roles on TV like Chicago Hope and Law & Order. These probably weren’t very memorable because you’re still thinking “who?” Other than Bender, I’ll always remember him as Steve Ballmer in Pirates of Silicon Valley which also starred Michael Anthony Hall as Bill Gates.

Landing the role of Bender appears to have been his big career boost. This character became the show’s Homer Simpson, Fonz and Alex P. Keaton, the breakout one who shifts the program’s focus. It’s debatable though. Bender was a major part of the pilot, ad campaign and Groening.

Before Futurama his imdb.com resume mainly shows bit roles and anime voices; those are still great, it’s more than I’ve ever done with my life. Now he’s one of the 40 most frequently used voice actors around in contemporary animation: the main antagonist in Catscratch, Brother Blood on Teen Titans Go, the Scotsman for Samurai Jack‚Ķthe list goes on. You can usually recognize the growl or twang I hear when his character is shouting or angry. It’s a big part of Bender who is actually based upon Slim Pickens from Blazing Saddles according to an interview.

What’s funny is that people know how to say his last name since it’s the same as the famous baseball player, Mr. Coffee pitchman Joe DiMaggio. They’re not related though. My surname is pronounced the same way, just remove the ‘Di’ [DEE] and the ‘o’ [oh]. The difference is simple. John’s last name is Italian for “of May,” while mine is just “May,” as in the month.

Meanwhile, to celebrate the guy’s birthday. I’ll try to watch something he’s done a voice for which won’t be hard if I turn on CN or Nick.

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1983: Fall kicks off with a new start at CCHS

Yesterday was the traditional last day of Summer despite the weather in Central Texas (it will remain blistering hot for another month easily). I guess we must have a national day we can all mentally agree on despite what everybody sees out their windows.

Around this point in 1983 I started attending public school for the first time since Kindergarten. I was really apprehensive after nine years in private-parochial schools because the Catholic Church loves to make up horror stories about their educational rivals: bathroom muggings, flagrant disregard for the teacher and other questionable, violent claims. Never mind the institutionalized bullying I experienced at Strake from the rich kids or the children of the parish bigshots at St. Agnes and St. Matthew’s. Brian had completed a year in Sugarland’s middle school relatively unscathed except for his pride at sports and a fist fight he had against an Asian kid. If my younger brother survived without being knifed, I figured my odds were good at Clear Creek.

My past monthly tales covering the move, Springfield and Alicia ended up being distractions from seriously preparing myself over this cultural shock. One good thing was my new school’s size, 3000 students. Our frequent complaint of having to be the new kid again was quickly dismissed because nobody would notice and with such a population…nobody cared! No, the upcoming change didn’t sink in until I was staying up too late in my room reading and KLOL was playing Robert Plant’s “In the Mood.” The song still evokes strong memories of that evening; thanks to Austin lacking a Classic Schlock station, it isn’t often.

Mom probably sensed my concerns so she put a nicer spin on the upcoming change. Before the hurricane-evacuation, she took me to Clear Creek for a quick tour. I met the principal for the Sophomores and I remember him coming off as nice. He was no Father Orlando but at least he wasn’t a jerk like vice principal Father Crabbe (no joke on that name!). Getting to wear jeans every day and seeing classmates openly smoking were odd concepts in the beginning. Mom sweetened the deal when she bought me a new pair of lace-up Vans. Every time I go to the Vans store at the Round Rock Outlet Mall, they never have anything resembling them, only the pull-ons I had in 1985.

The first day was interesting from start to finish. Last week, I impressed my co-worker Bryant by rattling off my exact class schedule and the name of every teacher but one; I will now go out on a limb with Mr. Nolan for Drafting. I never thought it was a difficult feat, I think Bryant just has selective amnesia, especially when it comes to nuclear power’s numerous accidents.

Back to Clear Creek.

Mentally armed by the epiphany in Springfield and the more laid-back attitude of the campus, I quickly found myself really enjoying high school unlike last year. My grades reflected it too because I was on the verge of getting straight A’s for the first time. CC’s lower grading scale helped too. There were negatives: the 45-minute bus ride (it did create reading time for English); having to get up at 5:30 am; I got into a fight with a kid on the bus (this blew over). Still, all the good things which happened overtook these unpleasantries. Mom and Dad noticed fortunately. Their moratorium on me attending any concerts due to mediocre grades was lifted yet not in time for The Police’s farewell tour. I did get a break on Genesis and Duran Duran.

Overall, my brief stint at Clear Creek was one of the happiest times I had during my teen years. An amazing thing since it’s a miserable one for many with an IQ over 100. There were so many intangible reasons this period gives me a pleasant feeling. It was as if everything in my life was firing on all cylinders. School work finally clicked, I never struggled with it again because I “got it.” I had a decent relationship with most kids and all teachers. There were even a couple of girls I wanted to ask out (this was impossible at the all-male Strake). Arguments at home declined until the D&D incident. We were all happier as a family most of the time, so much it was rather an alien sensation. One thing that helped was my parents being bitten by the videogame bug; we all spent many evenings at the arcade in Dobie to feed their Ms. Pac Man, Qix and Q-Bert habits. It really appeared that this do-over on Houston was going to work out. Our new life was going to make us forget Springfield and/or have us wonder why we didn’t leave sooner.

Not to worry, Dad rectified this bright spot in time by the following Spring with our move to India-no-place, thus guaranteeing a return to the crappy high school experience we all had. Then he amplified it to the next level of misery through North Dakota in another year.

So in honor of this great memory in an angst-ridden past (standard for all teens), Picayune is dolled up in Clear Creek’s official colors, according to their website. I did it last year for Strake, why not Creek! Before you ask, yes, I have researched the colors for my remaining two high schools ahead of time.

The other legacy of CCHS is my friend Sheila. We met in Mrs. Lacy’s Latin III class back then. We didn’t know each other well, only casually as classmates. Our “reuniting‚” at Marquette was quite a mathematical oddity. I must’ve been quite a big mouth or something if she remembered me enough to ask questions about my past during the WMUR orientation. I do envy her though. Sheila is technically an alumnus of Clear Creek while I am in spirit.

I will be spending the rest of the year trying to hunt down a pair of maroon high-top Chucks in honor of the anniversary. I think I’ll shoot for a tour of the campus when I’m in the Houston area as well.

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RIP Don LaFontaine

His trademark deep voice and “In a world…” from numerous movie trailers had become as overplayed as “more cowbell!” at every concert; something equally annoying had to take over “Freebird!”

The GEICO commercial he did was nice because it was great to finally see a face to go with the pipes. Unlike other greats you sort of recognize yet can’t place such as Gary Owens, Jim Cummings or Tress MacNeille, Don never really did cartoon characters. He did get a funny turn on Family Guy wondering aloud what is The Rock’s ethnicity.

Before he passed away, imdb.com said he would appear in an upcoming movie called The Voice Gods of Hollywood due out in 2009. The casting appears a bit thin for voice actors in my opinion unless it’s exclusive to people who’ve done the speaking for the man upstairs.

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Farewell Star Trek Experience after 10 years

Another Vegas memory came to an end this weekend, I only found out about it yesterday while talking to my friend Nelson on our bitchin’ iPhones, c’mon, they’re almost like tricorders from Star Trek!

Yup, after 11 years, The Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton closed. Seems that attendance had been declining and what did the operators expect? As fun as it was, the whole thing was rather pricey for just two rides, a fair museum of props and a mandatory trip through the gift shop. Oh I enjoyed it, especially when we all went for the first time in 2003. What will really be missed are the actors dressed up as the various aliens. I think they did a great job of never breaking character whether it was the Ferengi merchant, the Borg drone or the Andorian emissary.

Many are blaming the poor shape of the overall franchise. Maybe. The last couple movies were pretty lame and oddly Enterprise only got better as its ratings continued to slide into oblivion; the show only being on UPN is what hurt. I think the real problem was the venue. The Las Vegas Hilton is one of the nicer places off the Strip. Its strength is its location next to the big convention center where the annual Summer Star Trek convention is held (first half of August I think). Paramount (or whoever the license holder is) should’ve gone all the way with the Hilton people and made a stronger, better looking Star Trek theme then the diehard-to-casual fans would have loved it. What I mean is this. Make Quark’s Bar resemble how it appeared on DS9, include having that silent alien usually sitting at the end. Have all the staff in this section dressed as Federation personnel. Maybe even, dare I say, gamble on trying to develop one or two of the games the characters liked to play. I saw a bit on the Travel Channel about how a slot-machine company spent a small fortune tying slots to the dice game Yahtzee. Sounds dumb unless you’ve been to the place and immediately notice these machines tied to Wheel of Fortune, Star Wars, Austin Powers and Hollywood Squares.

Unlike my joke about a casino based upon the city of Moscow, I honestly believe a true, well-done SciFi-themed casino could succeed in Las Vegas. Oddly, it was Stardust’s original look but I guess people in the Fifties didn’t see it as subtle and/or retro.

Oh well, it wasn’t like we were going to there on this upcoming trip (in two weeks, put in your bets to me soon!) unless a cool celebrity from the franchise was doing autographs again. I’m just sad to see it go away along with the Aladdin being converted into a large scale…ugh, Planet Hollywood run partially by Clear Channel nonetheless.

I’ll take this as an omen for making even better new memories there and increased pressure on Flavor-of-the-Month Abrams to make the first Star Trek movie in many years that won’t suck.

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No, this is not a joke product from the Onion


I thought all the (insert instrument here) Hero shirts from TorsoPants.com were amusing along with the joke on CN’s Fried Dynamite. Then the “Christians” have decided to bring their lameness to a PC near you.

Don’t believe me, see this link provided by my wife. I thought it was still a trick via Photoshop but it would include Cartman’s fake band if it were. Sadly, DC Talk and Petra are present yet not Stryper, hmm. No Amy Grant neither which is an insult to her pretty skilled guitarist Owsley; I’m a fan of his music because his stuff is you know…secular.

The memorable words of Hank Hill quickly came to mind from the episode “Reborn to be Wild” when he confronted the tattoo’d, dreadlocked, skateboarding, “extreme” youth minister:

“Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making Rock n’ Roll worse!”

or the late Sam Kinison:

“Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It’s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.”

There’s going to be really disappointed kids this Christmas when this dud appears under the tree.

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Bumpersticker joke of the day

Haven’t had one of these pictures in a while and with the iPhone’s built-in camera, it’s even easier to catch now.

The vehicle had Texas plates but I guess it originally came from California because the equivalent of Tijuana for us would be Neuvo Laredo.

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A modern dinosaur spotted in my yard!

I say…I say, what an odd and unexpected visitor we had upon our doorstep after dinner.

That’s the best Foghorn Leghorn I can do on the fly. Still, I figured it was inevitable because chickens like to wander and there’s some damage to my back fence thanks to these neighbors’ damned dog. As soon as we opened the gate, it (I don’t know its gender) knew which way to go yet it was unable to get over. Somara volunteered to handle this since she claimed past experience. No luck. It was more skittish than Nemo with strangers.

Somara heard the neighbors’ kids playing nearby so she got one of them come over to collect it. Woosh! The chicken went right into the kid’s hands to go home. Good for the fowl thing, otherwise one of the younger cats (Kuroneko or Nemo) would’ve been given the opportunity to teach it how to fly.

Somehow, I have a feeling, this won’t be the last chicken expedition into my yard with the people. At least their rooster(s) have begun crowing less often…or we’re learning to sleep through it.

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Wii Fit Milestone #1 – 100 Days

Yesterday’s e-mail was rather heavy but it needed to be stated to reassure everyone I hadn’t quit, just slowed down a bit. If I had a faster upload speed on my ADSL, I would blame the subject matter more for the lack of comments (positive and negative).

Today I’ll go with a couple positive stories and more over the Labor Day weekend since it should be mellow.

This morning was my 100th day on the Wii Fit. Course I’ve been slacking so I have only a mere 28 hours of exercise completed on it thanks to the Wii being replaced and some laziness. Thus I average 17 minutes per day on it. If you throw in the additional, non-Fit-based activities I have done (swimming at the Lowrys’, recycling detail at Stubb’s and a brisk walk to HEB) 41 hours, bumping me up to 24.5 minutes per day! Not bad. According to the nurse’s orders, I need to pull this up to 30 minutes per day.

The real question would be over weight loss. As of this morning, I’m at 223 which is 20 pounds lost since Jose’s wedding almost a year ago. I have to give three pounds of credit to being sick which surpresses my appetite and now I need to be careful what or how much I eat, I’ll snap right back up to 227.

I will revisit this average again at 150 or 200 days, it’ll depend upon how much progress I think I’m making but the first trick will be to get back into the habit of using it every day.

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Where have I been lately?

When I started Picyaune 4.0 back in July of 2005, the goal was to continue the magazine-letter-like style with the rapidity of a blog page since using straight HTML pages in version 3.0 (from 1998-2005) was too slow. I was behind the curve obviously, the Weblog craze had started much earlier in the 21st century but I avoided that route due to the confessional, whiney, axe-grinding, diary-ish nature of most people’s blogs. Sure I’ve stumbled here and there with some cheap shots at the Republicans (they’ve made it pretty easy for the last eight years) and some mistakes (I think I fess up to them). Hopefully, you’ve enjoyed it…from the silence or lack of comments, I will have to take it as a “yes.”

Lately, I haven’t been writing or posting much and I feel that I owe you all an explanation. Back in July, I had a pretty ugly, crippling anxiety-depression attack. It was almost as bad as the one I had after the election in 2004. Not exactly a proud moment in my life nor do I want to dwell on it as if I were writing my own (fake or not) confessional version of A Million Little Pieces. I just wanted to let everyone know I’m doing better, I found a doctor a while back and started some treatment to keep the worrying down. This guy specializes in people in my line of work too. Later on I will be getting back with the other person who helped pull me through in 2004-5, she’s awesome. It’s going to be OK. Somara has (and still is) been very supportive. One of her jobs is to make sure I get off my behind to follow through on the matters I need to tackle, namely some tests the doctor wants me to finish.

Thanks again for your support over the years. I think I will keep Picayune in low gear until I am seriously motivated and not compelled to write. It isn’t much fun when it feels like an obligation or part-time job. A ton of good historical stories are probably going to slip through, they’ll get another shot in five years should I still be doing this. Feh, why use all the A-list stuff right away I guess.

Trust me, the situation was never anything on par with Owen Wilson yet somedays it felt as scary.

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Cowboy Mouth

Fred LeBlanc demonstrating how he can play the drums and sing the lead circles around Phil Collins or Don Henley in their salad days

Most of you who don’t live in the Louisana-Texas area are probably going “Who?” at the mention of this band. Maybe your memory would be jogged over their one big, national hit “Jenny Says” from 1996-7 which got them on MTV and some airplay. They never really went away, especially around here since New Orleans has some cultural ties to Austin, they’re both cities with reputations for having a good time. Cowboy Mouth played at Antone’s this time which I think is a much more appropriate setting for them. I finally saw them in 2003 at Stubb’s (outdoors) which is the only decent outside venue in Austin but it doesn’t work for reasons I’ll explain later. Anyway, last night was my first time at Antone’s in its current downtown location, I used to go in the Nineties when it was near my apartment on Guadalupe. The building is a tad odd with everything be laid out horizontally in a building that is rather deep. Maybe Clifford wanted a larger stage for the performers. I think I will be shooting to go more often after seeing how the layout is. Again, for my out-of-Austin friends, Antone’s is considered the Blues place of the region and it’s where Stevie Ray Vaughn (amongst others) got his break, I’ll explain more in an Austintatious story in the near future. The band (Fred, Vance, John-Thomas & Regina) hit the stage at 1030 PM. Then it was an aerobic marathon of jumping, screaming and clapping because those are the ground rules laid out by Fred at the beginning. Thus, a Cowboy Mouth show isn’t for anyone who likes to enjoy a concert passively. Believe me, I gave it my all since I was in the front row, right in front of bassist Regina and in Fred’s line of sight. I’m still hoarse plus I will be logging this as activity on my Wii Fit (I just didn’t this morning due to the batteries being low). Oh, yes, I did have a great time and Somara even more, they’re one of her favorites. Last night’s set consisted of several songs from their upcoming album Fearless which will be appearing near the end of September, you know I’ll be buying it ASAP at Waterloo Records. The rest were past singles out of the band’s past catalog of records: Are You With Me?, Mercyland, Easy, Uh-Oh and the more recent, post-Katrina release Voodoo Shoppe. For the encore, they kicked off with an Otis Redding song, rather fitting and appropriate given where we were.

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1998: Neil Finn at La Zona Rosa

Neil Finn circa 1998 at La Zona Rosa.

Drat! I realized that I missed his 50th birthday while “researching” this story. Maybe if Neil wrote a song like his brother’s “Haul Away,” I could remember it better. Tonight I’m off to see Cowboy Mouth for the second time but 10 years ago, I finally got to see Neil Finn perform. Most of you know I’ve been a huge fan of Neil’s work ever since I stumbled upon Corroboree in 1985; actually I was trying to find True Colours but settled for this because Apple Tree Records had it in stock. By the time I “discovered” Split Enz, they were no more. Then during the summer of 1986, I was watching MTV’s new music Monday show (back when it still aired videos) and noticed this one starting up with a singer who “resembled” Neil. After drummer Paul Hester (also from Split Enz) appeared, I realized that Crowded House was Neil’s new act. While I was too young to see Split Enz (they played a 21+ venue in Houston during my time there), I was cursed to never see the House. I’m not kidding about the mathematical odds against me with them. Both times the trio came to Philly, I had to return to Marquette. I missed them by a week due to the timing of Spring Break and I had no chance for their bigger, better show at Philly’s Tower Theater; even if I flew back, my parents had moved to San Diego. At other times, House was the opening act for rather dull stuff in Chicago and they never came to Milwaukee. Until I accepted the position with GDW (Arrrgh!) To add insult to injury, they were performing at my alma mater, one of the most musically conservative campuses on Earth. Trust me, the bulk of the student body would go ape over a Classic Rock has been before showing a peep of interest in a contemporary act. Much like the Peter Murphy, 10,000 Maniacs and Mission UK shows, I’m confident the bulk of the seats were filled by non-Marquette students. In 1994, they came to Austin on what would become their final tour (obviously it wasn’t, Neil reformed the band in 2006). I was already resigned to not going as soon as I saw the venue listed in the AusChron, the Backyard. Besides, why throw away a losing streak? Course I still kicked myself when Neil announced the end of Crowded House in 1996 and the farewell tour would be restricted to the countries they were big in; obviously not America.

Two years later, Neil’s first solo album appeared. Predictably I bought Try Whistling This the week it debuted in North Carolina. At first I was disappointed but I kept listening to it remembering how I felt the same way with Woodface and Time & Tide. My hopes of a US tour did come true but I would miss him in Raleigh and Austin would be cutting it close; 10 days after I returned. I asked my future roommate to get me a ticket before I arrived because I feared a sold-out show; the venue was small. Little did I know, Mel didn’t do what I asked until my first weekend in town which made me very lucky, it was booked solid the day I went. I got to La Zona Rosa early since I wanted to be really close. While waiting I ran into Chip (if you don’t recognize him, he’s the guy at Waterloo Records who keeps yours truly stocked in cool imported music). We caught up over the last year and then he had to split to talk to someone with Sony (Neil’s US label). Later on, I met two ladies in line who went on to become new friends for my return to Austin: Mary and Jessica. Mary was a huge fan, Jessica (her daughter) was cool with Neil despite being more into the boy bands of the day. I bumped into them again three months later when Neil did a special, 12-city only encore tour and we have kept in touch ever since.

Austin's Shawn Colvin has been Neil's friend for years. They always do "Private Universe"

As for the concert, it was fantastic and my pictures never really do it justice. Neil’s live performance was so impressive, he definitely changed my opinion of his album as it went on to be my favorite of 1998, beating out Garbage’s Version 2.0 and BNL’s Stunt. He mainly performed his solo material but sprinkled the show with his hits from Split Enz (“I Got You,” “One Step Ahead,” and “Message to My Girl”), Crowded House (“Don’t Dream it’s Over,” “Better be Home Soon,” and “Something So Strong”) and the Finn Brothers (“Suffer Never” with a rare demo of his guitar prowess). The biggest surprise was him singing “Spellbound.” Why? It’s a tune originally sung by Phil Judd when Neil wasn’t even a member. He does make the song his own, I wish he’d release a legal recorded version. Definitely a memorable evening on numerous levels. I did finally get my 15 seconds with him several months later plus an autograph. Maybe in the near future I will get to speak to Neil at greater length to personally thank him for years of enjoyment. This show is getting dusted off and posted too because it’s one of the five on my Rock Band profile.

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The scars of Clarke still haunt us Flyers fans

Due to the slowness of Summer, I forget to check my link to the Philly newspaper every day to see what’s the skinny on the Flyers. To my horror there was a piece Wednesday talking about my team being one of the six in the running for Mats Sundin. No thanks. We have two very expensive Quebeckers for offense and the last time we took in an overpriced, past-his-prime, has-been Swedish star, we had two really awful seasons (horrible and humiliating too); plus Floppa sat out for over a third of the games because of ongoing “injuries.”

I wish Sundin luck in finding a new team, just not Philly. My Flyers need to stick with younger, faster forwards and solving their defensive problems caused by the loss of Primeau and Desjardins. If he were five years younger, then maybe. I’ll stick with Briere plus he should be the new Captain since Smith left.

Two things are in my favor of them not signing Sundin: the annoying salary cap and Holmgren proving that he’s nothing like Clarke, phew!

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Humor test #2

My new litmus test on humor arrived over the weekend. I wore it in public where it yielded about a 50 percent success rate on strangers and friends “getting the joke.” Most usually laughed yet they said they couldn’t explain why. 
 
Who cares though. The artist did a great job getting the zebra into a pose that’s anatomically impossible for equids to hold yet making it appear realistic. It only works with zebras too. I don’t feel it would be funny if it were a horse or donkey doing this. 
 
Somara’s funny shirt from Torsopants.com will appear later.

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