A special screening of Slapshot courtesy of Alamo Drafthouse

The Alamo people setting up the projector and screen on the rink.

The turnout was pretty good for Central Texas. I was more thrilled over my friend Brian coming with a pair of friends. As you recall, Brian is a huge Red Wings fan and also played in the minor leagues when he was younger. We were all dressed appropriately for the event in our Chiefs jerseys. Brian and his friend had autographed home versions (white) with all three of the infamous Hanson brothers! I can only hope to meet the trio who inspired the movie. We sat up in the balcony so we could say some of our favorite quotes aloud. Normally I’m against magpies but this was a pseudo Quote-along event. I know I impressed Brian’s friend with my Eddie Shore rebuttal timing.

I hadn’t been to Chaparral Ice since the Bats won their last home playoff game. It was sad to see the place now. The rink is in great shape, just all the seats behind the goal and near the team benches are gone. The people who own the place don’t need them anymore because the only teams playing will be UT (yes, Texas has a team, it’s just not in the NCAA divisions) and the clubs: aka the Roadrunners and Iceholes. All those memories, especially the 13-round shootout which had me on the edge of my seat are fading. Now I have to jones through a season without anything resembling professional hockey in Austin until the overpriced AHL proxy for the Dallas Stars comes to Cedar Park. I probably should start saving up to make one run to San Antonio to enjoy a Rampage game when Milwaukee, Chicago or Peoria come to town.

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1998: Apple II starts today, in a training class

“Two” is a great title and fitting. No one really recalls the Apple I but a few still exist. Now the Apple II went on to be foundation of the “little” computer company that could and continues to irritate the Windows and Linux faithful.

I think there are only three others who remain from my original training class which is unusual for Apple. One is more involved with the retail division and another went to operations (similar to IT). When I met the majority of them, I felt they were pretty sharp people and quite personable. As always, there was one guy who was a nuisance and thankfully, it wasn’t me this time. Seriously though, I don’t know why he chose to work at Apple with all his PC-Windows knowledge. It didn’t help his case when he’d bash the product in front of the instructors. Matters worked themselves out eventually.

The one remaining guy from that training class who didn’t transfer is part of a different faction of my team. I mentioned this anniversary to him the other day. John remembered it pretty readily too! We need to go have a celebratory lunch for being so tenacious.

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1983: Hurricane Alicia brings Summer to an end

Our return to Houston to finish out the Summer was short lived. After the stressful yet eye-opening month in Springfield, the tropical depression in the Gulf had become Hurricane Alicia and it was headed for the area. Being a Midwesterner, all I knew was what I had seen on the news and disaster movies…the extreme highlights: flooding, rubble, thousands of people drowning, etc. Naturally I freaked out since I had this recurring thought of Grandma seeing our corpses lying face down in a cesspool on CNN.

Dad didn’t seemed worried. I think his co-workers had told him all about their past experiences. This didn’t assuage me. The region’s last serious hurricane was in 1961. To me it meant very few really remembered what to expect after 20 years of near misses such as Danielle.

Mom seemed to share my fear because she convinced Dad to let us (Mom, Brian and me) load up the newer car and head farther north where the hurricane would be less dangerous. Dad chose to stay behind in case of looters I guess. We lived in the suburbs so this was unlikely, even in a city as violent as Houston. Before leaving, I packed up everything in my room, then sealed the boxes with plastic bags and stored them all on shelves that were at least four feet high. I was preparing for a probable flood. Seems rather ridiculous to do if your life is at stake and it was futile if the house were blown away by wind.

The drive north was tense. It wasn’t from everybody’s nerves being frayed over the pending disaster; this would be understandable. Sadly, Alicia reinvigorated all the recent friction we were having during the previous month in Springfield. Thus our “evacuation” was a continuation of all the unfinished arguments my mother probably wanted to have the final say about (a trait she denies sharing with her mother). I personally think most of the fighting was the “normal” parental-teenager stuff everybody lives through with a dose of the usual angst 15 year olds have.

We kept going north on I-45 until we felt were safe enough and the strain had reached a tipping point at Madisonville. For years I always thought it was Madison, like the capital of Wisconsin. After Mom scored a hotel room, we hunkered down anticipating the worst from every angle. Just in time too. When the sun set, the wind picked up as Alicia made its presence felt 200 miles away. The only two strong memories I had of passing the time were my Traveller books while watching The Exorcist on CBS. Meanwhile, I clearly remembered what was on TV vividly because the horror movie provided an unusual catharsis. A flick about someone being possessed by the devil is little comfort during a natural disaster, especially for me. I already disliked the genre, it only heightened my anxiety. On the other hand, there was nothing else on. When the girl projectile vomited on the young priest, I was “possessed” with a fit of laughter which lasted a few minutes. I know it made me feel much better, enough to sleep through the bulk of Alicia. Too bad it didn’t have the same effect on Brian and Mom.

With the coast being clear, we returned to Houston. The rain was thick yet it wasn’t anything we hadn’t seen before in Midwestern thunderstorms. We didn’t see any signs of devastation to the city which was a huge relief. The house looked great, it only lost a few shingles. There was no electricity though. This resulted in Brian and me arguing over who got to use the battery-powered FM radio until HL&P restored the juice to the neighborhood two days later. The nastier surprise was using the community pool. Either its heater was out or all the rain water Alicia provided made it feel colder than Lake Springfield.

With it behind me, I then went on feeling embarrassed about my first and only hurricane experience. Alicia did a slew of damage yet it wasn’t Andrew, Hugo or Katrina, it was just an amped up thunderstorm. Other than it postponing school a week, it didn’t have any long-term effect on my family. We would’ve been better off staying home as the neighbors did instead of panicking like rubes. When classmates at Clear Creek told their stories in Mrs. Lacy’s Latin class, I felt even dumber. Eventually this passed and by the time we moved back to the Midwest, I recall Alicia being quite the conversation piece.

Epilogue: Somara’s final days in Houston were during Hurricane Alicia. I think she will post her memories in either the comments or on her own page. Other past and present residents I personally know could do the same: Sonia, Sheila, Mark B, Tom and Jeremy readily come to mind.

For more details, Wikipedia had an author(s) do a great relatively accurate job on it.

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A birthday surprise from the Giraudets!

This lovely collection was left at the doorstep of my house. How awesome after a rather trying yet boring day at work. It was also soothing to receive because I was a tad stressed to get somewhere else on time that evening.

It was so nice I wanted to share this with everyone. You can’t smell them but seeing them is next best thing.

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Ten consecutive years in Austin!

Escape from North Carolina concluded today and so began Austin Two which celebrates its 10th year. I may have been several thousand bucks in the hole to return ($1300 to break the lease, $400 on new tires) but my quality of life was more important. Eventually I would climb out of the muck, it just took three years due to roommate problems, a medical debt and the joys snotty letters from the IRS; sadly, the latter hasn’t changed because they’re six weeks late on our Economic Hail Mary.

While my car was getting a new set of tires, I took in the scenery known as Georgetown. Turned out to be the same I-35 exit Somara’s family lives off of, yet another incident of us crossing paths in the future! In my three previous years of living in Austin, I never made it up there often yet it’s the closet thing to encountering real King of the Hill types of people.

Anyway, Austin Two with its numerous sub-projects could begin: pay off the trip; meet some women; get a permanent job; see more live shows; and finally the one my friend Kris put me up to, buy a house.

On to the next 10 years!

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1998: Elvis must’ve been my co-pilot

The final phase of Escape from North Carolina was now underway. With the other two legs completed: the drive from NC to Illinois and GenCon 31; I left Steve & Patty’s house in great spirits and easily made Memphis by dinner time. The drive was a bit hectic due to the rather intense rain that started around St. Louis. By West Memphis, the weather was mild so I kicked back at the Motel 6, watched some lousy HBO programming and ate Waffle House for dinner. To celebrate what I considered the half-way point of any drive from the Rust Belt to Austin, I had to pay my respects to the King. I stopped there four years earlier so I figured it would be a great tradition or an attempt to recapture the magic I felt over moving to Austin.

Knowing how long the drive from Memphis to Austin was (unlike in 1994), I chose to spend the $20 on the entire package: the cars, the planes and the more personal articles. It was really cool to see more than the house because the latter stuff put Elvis and his family into a better context on who they were. The standard sample of how much fan mail he received was rather amazing. I lucked out on getting there after the anniversary of his death so it wasn’t packed or crazy. Most of the recent fuss was over his 1968 Comeback Special turning 30.

I’ll save all the details about Graceland for another time, namely when I want to reminisce about 1994 or Somara’s first visit in 1999.

With the tour wrapped up, I sent my obligatory post cards and I can’t recall if I bothered with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich; they don’t serve it exactly the way Elvis liked it because most people find the mayo element gross. I did buy the special soda mug. The King appears on the side if you pour a cold drink in it.

Then the road had to be heeded as I easily crossed Arkansas and into Texas by early evening. Texarkana to Dallas was the dull stretch I always remembered but I knew I was going to be in Austin before midnight as I was driving on I-635 at sunset.

Stupidity, stubbornness and impatience got the best of me in Big D.

I accidently got off I-635 too soon for I-45 South instead of waiting to take the I-35E exit some miles later. Originally I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal, there’d be something to take me over. What I should’ve done was turn around, eat the loss of time and gas since the certainty of where the Interstates go would’ve be the prudent thing. Instead, I tried to take the lesser roads West in anticipation of stumbling upon I-35. For some odd reasons, the smaller communities south of Dallas don’t post signs telling you how far away the major roads are neither.

Being lost soon became the least of my worries. On the outskirts of Ferris, I hit a 90 degree turn too quickly. Oh, I managed to get my VW Golf oriented in the correct direction but the car’s 2600 pounds (2.4 metric tonnes) of momentum continued to pull right into a ditch. I was very fortunate that I didn’t roll the car. What I was now dealing with was a flat tire and humiliation. Two nice people helped me out so I wasn’t stranded for long. The “fun” part was driving no faster than 45 mph on my Golf’s donut tire from Ferris all the way to Georgetown. I wasn’t able to call Mel, my future roommate, tell him what happened nor where I was until I found a pay phone off I-35 and my adrenalin levels were down.

I arrived at the Georgetown apartment around 2-3 AM. Thankfully Mel was nice enough to stay up to let me in despite having work in the morning. I don’t think I bothered to unload my car, I figured it could wait until I had unwound and slept.

The next morning I realized how lucky I was. One tire was immediately destroyed in the accident. Another turned out to be slowly leaking. It just managed to hold out for several hundred miles before it gave out in the parking lot. Then my charmed-life theory pulled through. Mel’s place was only a couple blocks from a Lamb’s Tire. My hobbled VW easily made it down there for a new set of tires; two flats and two that were balder than Captain Picard. I had barely been back in Austin for a day and I was already down $400.

Matters were looking up afterwards: I had the means to drive in, sign the final paperwork with Adecco and Apple’s new iMac would be in customers’ hands in the next couple days. Besides, I was back in Austin, where I wanted to be.

Epilogue: Those evening’s dents remain in my car and are continuous reminders to drive the path of least resistance; meaning, stick to the main roads when in doubt and under the speed limit.

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The latest productivity killer in my life…ringtones

Still digging out on your e-mails, corporate e-mails (ahh, Sallie Mae and the joys of their Bangalore call center) and I will get to you all. I totally forgot what a heck of a month August would be regarding 1998 (return to Austin), 1988 (my first Summer in Milwaukee) and 1983 (a frantic Summer that never let up until school). Normally, it’s a slow month, even most of Europe is on reduced hours.

Of course that hasn’t stopped me from tinkering with my new toy…I mean tool, aka the iPhone. I learned from my friend Jeremy how to create ringtones via Garage Band. I already loved the application, just have been neglecting over the last couple years because I haven’t had the time to make a new “song.” However, making a ringtone is easier than falling off a log, or should it be a balance beam due to the Olympics being on TV right now?

So here’s the deal. If you have a particular song (or sound effect) which you think represents you, tell me. You can e-mail it to me at my last name at me dot com (spelling it out like this prevents robots from spamming me). Braver people can post theirs in the Comments section to share with others. Otherwise, I will pick out something that comes to my mind or flawed memories. Oh, and if you have a favorite picture or symbol helps; trust me, the iPhone does do the “thing with the picture” like the commercials.

Currently Somara’s is Wolfmother’s “Woman.” I may change it eventually, it was something I wanted to use for a while back but the beta software I tried in the past never worked.

Jose has “Dude” by Owsley for old time’s sake.

Nelson has a Star Trek sound effect because he is the biggest fan of the series I know. Mind you, he has a life. He may resemble Robert Picardo but he isn’t a Trekkie who’d go around in public wearing a Starfleet uniform or rubber ears.

I excitedly await your selections…and Helen, you’re my next “victim” for a ringtone.

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Wedding cakes for a pair of friends

Another confectionary success for Somara! Definitely a comeback too. Matters didn’t go very smoothly last week for a different wedding cake but I don’t want to go into that. I will leave it up to Somara to explain if she wishes. 
 
Anyway, I helped transport these cakes because they were very, very important. Both were for a pair of co-workers getting married [to each other] and I wanted this matter to be the least of their worries. It didn’t help that the bride and I had joked about this scene from Rodney Dangerfield’s Easy Money in the last year. 
 
Somara was flattered they chose her for their big day too. Showing off her fancier work of D&D books and providing a birthday cake at a birthday we all attended helped. Since Somara’s former work is well liked, the couple requested the special one resembling the living starship Moya from Farscape.

Moya is the oddest shaped cake I’<p>ve seen Somara make.

Moya is the oddest shaped cake I’ve seen Somara make.

If you’re like me, you’re probably not too familiar with this Australian Muppets in Space show so click here to see the resemblance. I think Moya is supposed to be a space whale but she looks more like a giant trilobite. 
 
Our fingers are crossed over the reception’s attendees enjoying the cakes. I did receive some indirect news from someone who said they were positive comments, yet he refused to eat any.

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Gen Con 41 or Indy 2008 is soon, may it not be the last

This year Gen Con turns 40 (just like me). But 10 and 20 years ago I attended it for the first and last time respectively. August 6th (Wednesday) was the tenth anniversary of my last trip but my iPhone prevented me from completing this post in a timely manner. However, according to Wikipedia, Gen Con 21 (1988) began on August 18 so I’ll just say I’m early for the 20th anniversary!

On my first visit, I totally forgot it was happening in 1988. My new friend Neal was going and we even discussed it at great length days before. When I was first getting into D&D as a kid Gen Con seemed to be this Holy Grail of gaming I never thought I would ever see unless I won the lottery. Back in North Dakota, my high school friends even razzed me over choosing Marquette because the event had moved to Milwaukee by 1985.

Despite Neal getting me back into gaming through his RoleMaster campaign over the Summer, WMUR and surviving until school started took precedence. Then I stumbled upon the festivities while killing some time downtown. It looked too interesting to pass up. I rushed to the ATM, bought a one-day visitor badge and took a tour of the whole thing. Definitely a Nerdvana on numerous levels because it wasn’t exclusively about roleplaying games like D&D. There were costumes, movies, collectables, computers, videogames; think of it as a comic book or Star Trek convention with much more to do than shop.

The primary purpose of Gen Con is to play in tournaments, test new games on a random audience and meet gamers from around the world. After taking it all in, I thought to myself, “If I’m living in Milwaukee next Summer, I am so going to this.”

And so I did from 1989 through 1993 and each Gen Con contains strong memories.

1989 was disillusionment. I naively thought that Gen Con attracted some of the best players around. HA! College and Neal’s game had erased my memory on how RPGs are a magnet for the socially retarded. Two doofuses completely ruined the superhero game I was in with their Min-Maxed (a form of cheating) characters. The silver lining was Mayfair Games’ preview of their revised DC (Comics) Heroes system. I was impressed and couldn’t wait to buy it in the Fall.

I fared better in 1990 by learning how to score a free badge as an RPGA judge (a D&D league) for the DC Heroes game. My adjusted expectations over the other players’ behavior helped and guided my event selections. Participating in TSR’s marketing survey was a surprise; I think I was selected to represent the deodorant-using segment.

Then 1991 had the impromptu job interview with GDW. Making Steve B’s acquaintance was the better memory. When I got him to tell me all about GDW’s use of Macs to lay out its publications, he showed his enthusiasm. He had been subjected to hours of nerds droning on and on about their D&D characters. I also played in a DC Heroes event with my future Central Illinois roommate Greg. Running into Beulah high-school chum Jon bordered on miraculous yet we failed to keep in touch afterwards as I was hoping for a renewal of our friendship.

I already covered 1992 thoroughly here.

Going in 1993 was a mistake. The wounds from GDW were still too raw to really enjoy playing and socializing. I didn’t find much solace in my former employer’s dire state thanks to Gygax’s Mythus tanking and the poor reception of Traveller: The New Era. The avoidance I was getting from my TSR contact over the freelance assignment knowing that I did poorly on it foreshadowed our next conversation being unpleasant. Had I known how much leeway TSR allowed on editing, I could’ve done better. Then again, I probably would not have since I was trying to juggle the work, my boring DG job and having to move back in with Grandma all at the same time. A sour time I should’ve stayed away from and saved myself a couple hundred bucks.

One hilarious thing at the 1993 convention was the debut of a little game called Magic: The Gathering. I didn’t think much of it because a dinky company called Wizards of the Coast published it. Their track record until then wasn’t impressive so no one predicted what would happen. Had I known that Lisa Stevens (she made Vampire a hit in 1991) was involved with Wizards, I would’ve bought stock with money I could borrow from my grandmother! By the Fall of 1993 Magic cards became the crack epidemic of my local hobby store. The rest is history.

Relocating to Austin prevented me from extending the streak to six years. I kept telling Doc I had tentative plans for it in 1994. Too bad I lacked the money let alone the vacation time. The window to go passed and I never had any serious interest in going any longer. My short-lived D&D campaign with Doc being indefinitely shelved contributed to gaming getting mothballed in my life as well. Nevermind all the closet space occupied by a half-dozen boxes of the junk.

By a stroke of luck, I got to see what turned out to be my last Gen Con in 1998 instead.

When I left North Carolina, the original plan was to go straight to Austin and loaf around the apartment I would be sharing with Mel. Steve B convinced me to take the detour through the Midwest for Gen Con instead. As an artist he was granted two exhibitor badges, one for him and another for anyone he chose. I took him up on it which made my trek back to Austin a mini-vacation. Plus it was a $50 bargain!

Sadly 1998 was a Gen Con shrouded in gloom. Many of the publishers were on the ropes (FASA) or had collapsed (West End, TSR). The blame was placed on computer/console versions of RPGs and the aftermath of too many collectible card games; after Magic, there were dozens of those boring things. Wizards of the Coast being D&D’s savior in 1997 “didn’t seem to matter” was a frequent litany from Wizards’ critics, namely a former West End guy trying to woo the Star Wars license away. I wasn’t concerned. I knew gaming would live on, it just wouldn’t be as successful like it has been in the early Eighties, electronics had closed the gap and solved two major problems: “remembering” all the rules and finding others to play with.

The non-gaming elements were awesome though. Star Trek‘s John DeLancie, Robert Picardo and Jeri Ryan were there. Four people from the original Lost in Space show too; I had a great time meeting Mark Goddard (the original Major Don West). I also got an autographed picture of Claudia Christian from Babylon 5 for myself and a friend I’d be seeing at Apple in a week.

Outside the convention, or in the real world, I visited Nelson and Tammy one evening and my cousin Leesa with her husband Joe on another but now they had kids! Alex and Sara. I saw old friends: Phil and Lazz namely. I completely missed seeing my sensei Lester; not to worry, he’ll be visiting Austin in mid-September. Now if Lazz would call me or write me, I’d be thrilled.

I spent way too much money at these things yet I had a great time geeking out. All the memories of re-encountering “missing” friends or making new ones made it worth more than any of the tournaments I won or placed in. Gen Con was an effective way to recharge my depleted batteries before I dove back into school and it did the same thing for me on the madness Austin would turn into.

Oddly, my wife still wants to see this thing. I thought Somara would take my “war stories” as a warning to avoid this rather pricey trip to play D&D with some other town’s annoying monty haulers, power gamers and socially inept. Then again, she has been to several diehard Sci Fi conventions. If it were still in Milwaukee, I’d probably budget a vacation there. Unfortunately the company which now owns Gen Con (Hasbro Toys sold off the rights) is in some kind of re-organizational bankruptcy and it now happens in India-no-place, a city with nothing else to do or see when the convention is closed. My friends Flynn and Leslee attending every Summer aren’t helping me make my case against going. One day we probably will go, Vegas just takes precedence this year.

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This is more like it!

It has been a long, long couple of days but my patience paid off. I haven’t been obsessing over it though, I just haven’t posted because other crises had to be tackled, namely Somara’s big two wedding cakes due today…they came out successfully and intact.

The inagural first call on my new iPhone went to Steve, mainly to congratulate him on his new career as a full-time comic book artist! We caught up some things and while he was at the big show in San Diego, he met the owner of Austin’s very own Dragon’s Lair who invited him to town. Somara and I have been trying to bring him to our neck of the woods for a while.

How is the phone? I like it much better than the first model but I haven’t really used the 3G element yet. That technology drains the battery faster than EDGE or finding a Wi-Fi portal. I just like the option of speed should it be necessary: getting directions or an answer to end an argument.

The shakedown cruise with it will take a while as I figure out how to streamline my contacts; weed out the people I don’t call.

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Good thing I gave Somara mine and I took hers

Oh well, it could’ve been worse such as the iPhone being shattered into a dozen pieces right after the box was opened. The guy at the AT&T Store did the best he could with what he had so I wasn’t upset with him; better having a live person for the interaction than a remote callmill in Bangalore.

Now I get to spend a chunk of my evening at the nearest Apple Store getting a Genius to look it over, install what the factory failed to do and then test it out. Certainly faster than requesting a replacement but I’ve waited well over a year to swap my aging Sony Ericsson, another couple days won’t kill me. The whole mess did wear me out to the point that I was too exhausted to finish my well-timed GenCon stories. Like I had any energy left over from the stress of work; it’s back-to-school time so the phone is ringing continuously.

Hopefully the Genius will have more luck than the AT&T guy, otherwise I might just stick with my Sony Ericsson and pay the $10 to upgrade my iPod Touch instead.

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WALL•E

Quick disclosure for this review. Pixar’s head guy is Steve Jobs. He is also the CEO of Apple…my employer but these facts don’t influence my review.

Pixar also took a huge gamble with WALL•E and I’m not talking about the “environmental” angle Conservatives have been primarily attacking (yet they praised the imaginary Randroid litany of The Incredibles). It’s the risk they took on the lack of dialog between the main robots; they converse through gestures and sound bites. Most people would be bored after 10 minutes, especially children. Personally I loved it and everyone else who saw it agreed.

In the distant future (700-800 years from now), a lonely Waste Allocation Lift Loader: Earth-Class robot (WALL•E) roams around the polluted ruins of an unknown city collecting and compacting garbage. Its refuse cubes are organized into stacks alongside the numerous abandoned skyscrapers. From a distance it’s hard to tell that some of these aren’t buildings while viewing the skyline. WALL•E seems to be the last operational one as you don’t see any other functional robots carrying out the same Sisyphean task. The centuries of solitude have led to him (really an it) developing a personality: he collects and classifies certain trinkets he finds; he has decorated his storage station; and he has a fondness for the movie Hello Dolly. The musical exhibits his loneliness.

As for humanity, they all bailed centuries ago to wait it out in deep space figuring the robots would make Earth habitable again.

So WALL•E goes through his daily routine until a starship lands near the ruins and leaves a probe. This probe turns out to be a more sophisticated Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator (EVE) robot. For the plot’s sake it’s a she since WALL•E is instantly smitten by her and EVE demonstrates some traditional female traits through the animation: higher voice, smaller fingers and more expressive eyes. From here on it’s a robot love story not a cautionary tale about abusing the planet such as The Lorax. If there’s any kind of warning or message about humanity’s decline, it bears a stronger resemblance to Idiocracy than An Inconvenient Truth; you’ll see how fat and lazy our descendants become.

Other than the robots communicating non-verbally most of the time, Pixar also did some additional things differently. The glaringly one was the use of live-action sequences for the recordings of past messages left by the president of the Wal-Mart surrogate played by Fred Willard. One would think that it was some of the easiest material to animate, why go with live action? This film is probably the smallest cast for Pixar too. Normally their movies have been ensembles from the beginning. WALL-E has only four recurring human characters (namely good-luck charm Ratzenberger) and Sigourney Weaver as the starship’s computer.

They did a great job getting WALL-E to be genuinely expressive despite his resemblance to Johnny Five; I’d say he’s more related to R2-D2. Pixar made him endearing without being sickeningly sweet or annoying.

The short this time is Presto. It’s similar to last year’s Lifted but with the slapstick humor cranked to 11. Too bad the greats from Looney Tunes’ heyday, namely Chuck Jones, didn’t live to see this.

Worth Seeing?: It has been out for over a month so it might be a tad difficult since the number of theaters carrying this has declined. Then again, if you haven’t seen it by now, it’s a solid Plan B while The Dark Knight is sold out at the local multiplex. I am looking forward to this one joining our DVD collection in the Fall.

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KMAG hits 800,000 songs

Woo hoo! I actually got to hear my stream play this milestone song because I accidently “cheated” on making it happen. Yesterday, I took the Mini (which would also take Picayune and KMAG offline) offsite to be backed up before my friend Jeremy started stage one of installing Drupul. One can never be too careful when it comes to messing with MySQL, PHP and all that Open Source jazz. I support customers all day long who don’t back up their servers. I know very well the consequences of no Plan B or C or D.

Anyway, this took KMAG out of commission for nearly 12 hours; I didn’t get home until 730 PM, followed by its weekly updating of the Onion News, Top 30 plus some odds and ends tunes I’ve “discovered” to add (Curse you Guitar Hero & Rock Band!). When I saw how close it was, I had my MacBook set up to watch the stream’s log in real time. Based upon my math I figured I had a good chance of hearing it when we wook up for exercising and work…and I did. As always, it wasn’t anything in the “Top 30,” currently Cut///Copy, Ting Tings, Peter Gabriel and the Dresden Dolls.

Drum roll please for song 800,000…

“Killed by Love” by The Pursuit of Happiness

Not bad. It’s from their debut album which appeared 20 years ago and I did see them open for Duran Duran within that time frame.

Onward to 900,000 and then one million!

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Upgrades ahead, prepare for outages

This month’s ugly colors are sponsored by the current scheme for GenCon. Why? Because 20 years ago was when I attended it for the first time with a five-dollar, one-day, guest badge and then it became one of the highlights of my Summers in Milwaukee. After leaving Milwaukee, I only went three more times because it’s a real pain in the ass: getting a hotel room namely. Personally, I don’t think it’s the same ever since it moved to India-no-place. D&D is a big piece of Milwaukee and Wisconsin’s history yet it was their fault to let it leave, the Beer City refused to keep pace with the convention’s continued annual growth.

I also wanted to give advance notice over at least one upcoming outage for Picayune. I will finally start making the changes for I guess what will become version 4.0 or maybe Volume VI? My friend Jeremy will be helping me install the pieces necessary for Drupul which will coexist with the Blojsom. Eventually the goal is to “flip a switch” to have it all done through Drupul. Meanwhile, I need to back up the Mini in case something goes south. I decided to start now because most of Europe is on vacation in August, why not my website?

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1998: Escape from North Carolina is executed

How could I have forgotten this!

Ten years ago, over this particular weekend, I began my return to Austin by a circuitous route through the Midwest for a well-deserved pseudo-vacation; I hadn’t really taken any serious time off since my New Year’s festivities with Jose in Orlando circa 1996-7. Besides Steve (my artist friend) invited me to tag along with him to GenCon XXXI because his wife Patty wasn’t using the other badge he received as an exhibitor.

Preparations for the move had already been under way after I received Apple’s offer. Anything I wanted to keep but couldn’t take in the car was put into storage. Everything else was pitched. I didn’t have much thanks to the rushed move from Austin to Raleigh the previous year. Quitting my rotten PSW-Nortel job was oddly satisfying and that’s all I’m going to say about it. The check for two months’ rent was painful; I had to break my lease legally and I did receive nearly half of it back when the place was re-rented in about a month.

The money didn’t matter. I would be back in Austin within two weeks. Meanwhile, this pseudo-vacation meant seeing friends, eating junk food I couldn’t get in Austin and attending the biggest nerdfest (outside of Star Trek) in the world. When I got to Apple, I knew I would be working practically non-stop for at least the next year so I was going to live it up, splurge, I had earned it.

August 1 signified the end of North Carolina for me! I loaded up my car in record time and was on I-40 for Nashville by 10 AM. What a long dull drive too. I never thought I would reach the western side by sunset but I made the mountains and saw Knoxville, TN by mid-afternoon. Tennessee was a trying leg as well due to all its construction which cost me a couple hours. I grabbed dinner in Nashville at a Waffle House and then turned north to I-65 for Louisville; I didn’t think of taking I-24 to I-57, d’oh! On the upside, Louisville had White Castle, a mandatory stop for a mid-evening snack. India-no-place appeared around Midnight so I took the gamble on driving to Bloomington-Normal because I was relatively close. It turned into a scary marathon of trying to stay awake on I-74 by the time India-no-place was in the rear-view mirror. Unscathed, I did make it to Grandma’s house intact around 330 AM only to see my parents’ car in the driveway, Mom didn’t tell me she visiting.

No one answered the door at all and I couldn’t sleep in the car due it being packed with my belongings. So I wandered around the neighborhood, taking mental notes over what changed in four years. When my mother finally got around to being awake to let me in the house, I took a quick nap and probably got lectured over something. By afternoon, I didn’t care since I knew Steve and Patty would be awake. I quickly accepted their offer to couch surf at their house plus they’d let me keep my car hidden in their garage.

For the next couple of days I just slept, ate and relaxed because Steve still had to go to work on Monday and Tuesday. We’d leave for GenCon by Wednesday, more about that later. I was just relieved to be finally out of North Carolina and excited over what the future had in store.

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