Happy Birthday Sonia!

For us in North America, you better hurry since she resides in Switzerland which is a few hours ahead. If you’re in Japan, Australia or New Zealand, it’s too late since it’s tomorrow already.

Sonia will always a have a special place in my heart because she’s the first, really good friend I made in Austin. She’s also the smarter, wiser kid-sister I never had but probably could’ve used, especially in the fashion department.

You can see how she’s doing, her husband Philippe and their adorable daughter Julia at Sonia’s own website. I do hope to meet and spoil little Julia, she’s sooooo cute. I think I make a good Ugly American uncle!

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1987: Belated tale of my time with WMUR

Last month, I went with a really awful-looking color scheme (or theme) based upon WMUR’s T-shirts (WMUR as in Marquette University, not the TV station in New Hampshire). Even 20 years ago, that combination wasn’t “in” but it was Mike “Bax” Baxendale’s design. His baseball jerseys with just red and white the following Spring went over with less complaining.

November or December 1987 was a memorable time for me with the radio station. Around then I was named the new Promotions Director under the newly designated General Manager John Bryson. I had already joined up immediately the year before as a freshman to get a show. Through WMUR I met my future roommate Chris Dotts because we were made interns under the same guy for his 4-7 PM Thursday shift. I also ran into Sheila Guinto during the initial orientation; she graduated from Clear Creek in League City, TX; one of the five high schools I attended. When I was a Freshman, I only focused on doing the show with Chris (he was my co-host for two more semesters). With my sophomore year I became more involved in the non-music elements of the station, namely promotions and production. I really liked music yet I didn’t know as much as I thought and if you weren’t a pretentious alterna-dickweed friend of David Breen (the current Music Director), your opinion never mattered.

I remember some encouragement from the outgoing GM Mike “Wookie” Wukitsch. He said he thought he knew the Alternative format growing up in Chicago thanks to WXRT: they played XTC and the Police. Then all the smaller labels and obscure bands widened his horizons. I felt I had received a similar opportunity over my Summer in Philly by listening to tapes of old shows, looking up more material by the bands we played (how the Internet would’ve helped) and getting a good sample of Philadelphia’s personality through its radio stations. I could’ve picked up more if I had the smarts to remember to record MTV’s 120 Minutes while it was still good.

When I came back sophomore year, things were looking up. I made friends with station’s current Production Director John Bryson (the guy who’d become GM) so he was receptive to my numerous ideas for station IDs, promos, etc. It also helped that he shared my dislike of the Music Director. Those first couple of weeks were great. John led a handful of us into cranking out over a dozen station IDs which rocked since there had been practically none before. I still have a cassette of them I want to one day digitize to share. They’re pretty amateurish yet they’re slick for the subpar equipment Marquette gave us for the amount of tuition we paid. It didn’t matter in the bigger scheme of things, the station was a three-watt carrier current operation: means it could only be heard in the dorms near campus, on a good day.

As the semester progressed, we noticed how the promotions department languished. I think it was run by another person Mike Wukitsch thought would work out. Meanwhile, another DJ named John Rubelli scored a station ID from Gene Loves Jezebel when they played at UWM. It made me wonder, why wasn’t anyone else from the station pursuing this? I got my chance when Emo Philips, Rita Rudner and Larry Bud Melman came to Marquette for their stand-up tour. Through a bit of investigating, asking politely (uncharacteristic of me then) and being tenacious, I managed to have Emo’s people arrange a recorded interview with Mike Baxendale (an aspiring comedian) and permission to go back stage for the show to record station IDs from the other performers. I was amazed how relatively easy it was to coordinate when you find the right people. I also thank the great advice I received from Dr. Havice later on: when interviewing them, don’t fawn or gush, treat them like a peer.

My position as the new Promotions Director was later announced at the annual WMUR banquet and despite Chris dropping out of school from a nervous breakdown, matters in my life were going pretty well. I took a more aggressive stance on pursuing ticket giveaways to every decent show coming to Milwaukee. A pretty difficult feat in the Cradle of Classic Rock or the Land Where Led Zeppelin Never Broke Up. I developed a working relationship with a guy named Tony Selig from Stardate, the most honest of the three concert promoters, and Peter Jest of ACG, the most temperamental one. I made sure there were posters promoting WMUR’s involvement placed in the dorms. I tried getting station IDs from the acts we played or plugged. Lastly, I had a new show with Sheila on Monday evenings. By then, we both had polished our on-air skills so we were one of the better blocks. Compared to the others, we were slick. In the real world…we probably needed much more work. I am proud that when we did talk between songs, we had something to say and weren’t in love with our voices (*cough!* Rush Limbaugh). Outside of the mandatory public-service announcements, we would do wordplay jokes or gags involving sound effects (the record-stealing engineer installed a CD player over the holiday break). Sheila came up with at least half of our jokes including my personal favorite: interrupting the New Order song “Bizarre Love Triangle” at the same point in the video to recite an argument over reincarnation.

It was one of my happier memories of Marquette. Unfortunately, the volatility of people in their teens and early twenties led to infighting. I’ll keep it brief, I wound up quitting some time around September 1988 to be an intern at WQFM. Looking back, I blame myself for a good chunk of it but I don’t regret being disillusioned with radio. Thanks to the Telecommunications Act of 1996, over 10,000 jobs in that field/business have been lost as Clear Channel, Emmis, Viacom and other Media Baronies gobbled up stations faster than cocaine at a Lindsay Lohan party. I only feel bad over the loss of being friends with John Bryson, we had more in common than either of us probably knew then. Before I left under a cloud, I did get WMUR back on the mailing lists of the all the major music labels which were not sending records. I always remembered hearing people in the Spring of 1987 complaining about why WMUR didn’t have the new U2, Cure or 10,000 Maniacs? David’s rote response was, Island and Elektra never sends stuff, thus, the station isn’t going to buy a copy to put those artists into rotation. I think he just wanted to open up space for the horrendous noisy, elitist crap he liked. By taking the same approach I did with promotions, I spent the Summer of 1988 investigating who to talk to with Island, Elektra, Asylum, and so forth. When school resumed, the station received albums from all the major labels, proving David to be either lazy or a liar. Probably both which made him the ideal candidate for graduate school: as they say, those who don’t know anything, teach.

Jose convinced me to do a show with him in the Spring of 1989. He probably did some begging of the next GM, Sandy Patyk, to let me be on after all the bridges I burned. Our Sunday-morning block was only fair in my opinion. Jose had gallons of enthusiasm and I the experience through my internship; I had access to WQFM’s superior production studio for promos, effects and gags. It just wasn’t the same. I don’t think our show gelled adequately due to my ego, his unbridled energy and all the open wounds. It’s also hard to work with inferior equipment after being spoiled with access to a commercial station’s gear. I bailed on Jose by April and he went on to have his own gig until he graduated. He did let me on his show before I graduated to do a Sheila-esque gag that fell flat with him. Either he didn’t like it or he was caught off guard by it.

On occasion, I check out MUR through the Internet (they’re not allowed to use the W or the FCC has to be paid). It’s still the same which isn’t a bad thing. College and high school radio are supposed to be raw, rough and unpolished. No one learns a thing from being perfect. I did ask Jose’s brother Hernan about the station during Jose’s recent wedding. He told me about the changes, namely it being streamed over the Internet and cable TV. When I was there, broadcasting via cable was unthinkable to the administration, namely the Jesuits, because they feared a student would say something inappropriate or for some other control-freak reason. I guess Marquette finally joined the late Twentieth Century while Hernan attended. That or they gave up their foolish crusade against the cable company; it’s rather hard to defeat a city-granted monopoly.

WMUR was a great, exhausting and painful time. It’s a good thing I didn’t know ahead of time that it would turn into learning experience on numerous levels, namely the monarchical nature of the Jesuits and the University. If my 19-year-old self were told ahead of time, I probably would’ve bailed earlier to change majors like my parents wanted.

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Meet the Robinsons Worst. Cartoon. Ever.

Probably the worst Disney Movie I’ve ever seen since The Emperor’s New Groove. My immediate guess is that Disney made this dog in anticipation of Pixar taking their movies elsewhere. All they got right was using computers to generate the images. What they couldn’t copy was Pixar’s sensibilities on plot, characters and overall entertainment. It’s so dull that it made Barnyard seem brilliant.

The plot is about an orphaned kid who makes inventions that don’t work, or what if Jimmy Neutron had no parents. Then a mysterious stranger arrives to steal his current gadget, a memory inducer so he can remember what his mother’s face looked like. Then there’s another kid trying to protect him but he’s from the future. It goes on with little point or interest because it stinks of revisionism midway through its production. Maybe kids will like it for the physical jokes, singing frogs and the lame robot. I fell asleep sometime after the tour of the Robinson Mansion. Somara told me I wouldn’t be missing anything if I replayed the DVD player.

Save your money and avoid this turkey. It might keep children occupied for 80 minutes but so would a DVD of a log burning or a fish tank over the same amount of time.

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Guitar Hero III takes the franchise in the wrong direction

You know I was all over this the day it was released a month ago and since I have a life outside of video games, it took me about three weeks to beat it at Medium difficulty. Currently I’m playing a song or two at Hard as practice, then trying to get five stars at Medium on the Career Mode for my band, Escape from Beulah.

This is the first version with Red Octane’s new developer Neversoft since MTV bought Harmonix (as we speak, there are plans for Activision and Blizzard to merge, probably to compete with EA). Although its title is a sequel, it’s an independent game rebuilt from the ground up for an Xbox sadly. I have the PS2 version which has one song per set ripped out, the surprise appearance of Bret Michaels removed and it takes an annoying amount of time to load between tracks. Neversoft also ditched two of my favorite characters, Pandora and Eddie Knox. Judy Nails does takes on some of Pandora’s attributes to make up for the loss. Casey, Axel, Lars, Xavier, Izzy and Johnny remain. Then comes the newcomer, Midori, a Japanese woman in the vein of PuffyAmiYumi or Shonen Knife wearing too many accessories.

Most of GH III plays the same way as its three predecessors in Career Mode: complete three out of four songs, do the encore and then collect money to buy new songs, gear, characters or outfits. This time the franchise owners decided to add something that ruins the game for me…Battle Mode. Taking a page from the movie Crossroads (a cheesy movie from 1986 yet it’s so awful, it might as well be attributed to the 2002 Britney Spears dud), after every couple of venues, you must take on a famous guitarist to advance, eventually ending up in Hell. Since it’s a battle, you and your opponent sabotage each other by picking up various attack notes which are then used by flipping the guitar in the same manner as activating Star Power. The attacks vary: raising the difficulty, breaking strings, flipping the orientation of the notes, etc. Personally I found this lamer and on par with the asinine slow-motion effect in NHL 2003 by EA. Whoever made the decision to implement this doesn’t know jack shit about music. When musicians compete, they try outplay each other. Sabotaging a competitor doesn’t make a guitarist great neither, just a bigger jerk. It also doesn’t matter, if you can’t defeat the “bosses” of Tom Morello (Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine) or Slash (Guns n’ Roses, Velvet Revolver), you’re stuck until you do. Once I figured out how use the numerous “attacks,” I beat Tom after three attempts but knocked out Slash by the second verse…there’s pure fantasy. Thankfully, the famous guitarists bear no grudges and join you during the encore songs “Bulls on Parade” and “Welcome to the Jungle.”

Remember the part about Hell I mentioned earlier? The finale is a duel against the band’s agent Lou who is the Devil’s best guitarist…in disguise! I could live with this cliche, just not the song of “Devil Went down to Georgia.” Again, who was the doofus to approve this? “Freebird” at the end of GH2 made sense from the game’s mindset even though I hated the song. Using a Charlie Daniels’ Country crossover to end this was outright idiocy. It would’ve been smarter to find something with just devil in the title such as Van Halen’s “Running with the Devil” or INXS’s “Devil Inside.” Even something more obscure like Face to Face’s “The Devil You Know” would fit the game’s attitude better.

Career Mode isn’t GH III’s selling point anyway, playing with friends through co-operative or competitive mode is. I have yet to try this due to everyone’s schedule plus Somara is often intimidated by the gap in our abilities. So far, Battle Mode isn’t the default setting for competitive play which was a relief. I am itching to play Co-Operative Career Mode with someone because I don’t care if I’m the lead guitarist or bass player. Another great benefit is the increased number of master tracks over covers, especially on the material from the Nineties on: jamming out to the real version of “My Name is Jonas” by Weezer or “Ruby” by the Kaiser Chiefs, awesome! Since it’s a video game trying to appeal to a wide audience, the song selections are equally broad: standards of the Sixties, Seventies and Eighties mixed in with awful Nu Metal (Disturbed sucks!) and decent Alternative, “Cherub Rock” by Smashing Pumpkins is harder than it sounds.

GH III is certainly better than the Eighties version that was whipped up in a hurry this Summer, just not by much. I understand the need to innovate otherwise this transforms into Madden with updated songs but the developers should’ve listened to music fans and musicians not to video game-a-holics; people obsessed at “winning” yet haven’t got a clue on the spirit of music. Maybe it’s better on the newer consoles thanks to the downloading options of additional songs. I doubt it though. I’m afraid this franchise is approaching a point of diminishing returns and Rock Band will overtake it because it brings in more of the elements people wanted, namely creating their own characters.

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Bender’s Big Score was worth the wait

The four-year wait finally ended this week and I say it was worth it. The downside was it ending on a cliff-hanger which I only figured out from the bonus DVD Best Buy threw in; it has a sneak preview of the next movie, The Beast with a Billion Backs.

Two years have passed for the characters and of course they’re oblivious to it until Professor Farnsworth fires them with the explanation of  the Box Network canceling them a long time ago. Then he receives a phone call stating that Planet Express has been renewed so they can resume their adventures. Since this is a movie, Score takes the same approach as the recent Simpsons Movie, it’s several episodes stitched together over a longer period of time and with bigger results. The number of subplots may overwhelm the casual viewer but as a fan, I had little difficulty keeping track of them.

I don’t want to spoil it so I will only mention the core story-premise: scamming alien nudists con the Professor out of his business and take control of Bender to further their information-gathering operations. For them, information is intoxicating which explains their special gland called a sprunger. When they meet Fry, their sprungers go off the scale because of his recently discovered Bender tattoo. Fans who’ve followed all 72 episodes know why Fry is special already yet this expands upon it. Then there’s the lesser stories involving Hermes losing his body, Leela’s new boyfriend and another about Fry which I’ll leave out due its nature.

With this being the first movie, Cohen and Groening incorporated appearances of numerous minor characters from the show: Robot Santa, Morbo, Barbados Slim, Elzar, Hedonismbot, Leela’s parents, Zapp, Kif, the Robot Mafia, the Globetrotters and Tinny Tim. Recurring voice actors return: Kath Soucie (Cubert), Frank Welker (Nibbler), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara) and Tom Kenny (Yancy). They also scored several past guests: Al Gore (himself), Sarah Silverman (Michelle) and Coolio (Kwanzabot). Mark Hamill joins the fun as Chanukah Zombie.

Is it funny? Yes, even when the comedy bits are subtle geek jokes referencing math, computer science, physics or astronomy. With it being a DVD, the writers were able to get away with some riskier sexual jokes but they didn’t lower the bar on profanity. The majority of Futurama‘s fans will be pleased with this. Casual viewers will chuckle yet I think they’ll be confused over the need to know the back-story covered by the previous 72 shows.

The extra features are this DVD’s biggest strength. It included the table read from this year’s San Diego Comic Con of the characters explaining where they’ve been for four years. You see the accompanying illustrations, not the actors reading the script. There’s the Al Gore promo for An Inconvenient Truth with commentary; Gore, Cohen and Groening shown in the studio. The three deleted scenes only made it to the animatic stage. The commentary on the movie itself is hosted by Cohen with DiMaggio, West, Lamar, Groening, co-writer Keeler, producer Claudia Katz and director Carey-Hill. They’re amusing but anecdotes are always better after a few years have passed, not when the commentators are watching the near-finished production. By popular demand, the DVD has a full episode of Everyone Loves Hypnotoad. Seriously, it’s 22 minutes of the creature’s sitcom. The final and perhaps oddest addition is the recorded lecture of Dr. Sarah Greenwald on all the math references from the show over its run. I found it helpful on how she explains the significance of the in-joke 1729 or geometric designs. My skill with numbers isn’t too strong so I guess I don’t appreciate such nerd humor.

I think the reunited Futurama gang did a fantastic job with this first outing. So well, I cannot wait too long for the second chapter. This is a must have for the fans while the rest will probably be satisfied to see it piecemeal on Comedy Central next year.

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Hairspray (2007) v. Hairspray (1988)

As soon as I heard about Marc Shaiman’s contribution to the songs for this musical, I definitely wanted a copy of the album. If he could make memorable tunes for what appeared to be the big South Park cash out of 1999, then he would capture the spirit of John Waters’ 1988 favorite. Although it’s not full of profanity as South Park, the double entendres and jabs at old mindsets are its strength. Hairspray stands out as one of the better conversions for Broadway unlike The Wedding Singer and Totally Blonde. Then again, the films that worked were good to begin with: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Producers and the Monty Python collection.

Then came the laziness of Hollywood to make it a movie again. Besides casting people to bring in tweeners (Zac Efron and Amanda Bynes), the producers went with John Travolta in a fat suit to play the role Divine and Harvey Fierstein did better. Well, Somara wanted to rent it but I agreed only if the original John Waters movie was available, thankfully it was.

How is the original 1988 movie? Pretty solid. I really loved it because it demonstrated Waters’ skill as a filmmaker and story teller. For years, he had usually been dismissed as some gay degenerate or a favorite of pretentious film geeks. Despite having a larger budget, he stayed true to the themes of his past work—the triumph of the underdog over the status quo. An overweight girl becomes popular and wins the handsome boy, Blacks get an equal opportunity to be on a dance show with Whites and a morbidly obese woman gains the courage to be herself. Waters was also adept at casting: Divine (his last major appearance), Sonny Bono, Debbie Harry, Jerry Stiller (before his comeback through Seinfeld), Ricki Lake (now famous for a talk show), Colleen Fitzpatrick (now known as Vitamin C) and cameos from Ric Ocasek and Pia Zadora. The story has some big stretches in logic and time yet it wasn’t supposed to be accurate. The emphasis was on having fun, celebrating being who you are and the bigoted being punished. In short, a fairy tale with a chunky princess. I remember the movie came and went when I was in college but it enjoyed belated success as a video rental.

For the musical, the story was kept relatively the same while some characters were cut out. The writers maintained many of Waters’ touches through the songs “Nicest Kids in Town,” “(You’re) Timeless to me,” and “It Takes Two.”

Along comes the 2007 film adaptation. I thought it would have a hard time following the 1988 original but I was actually impressed. To keep the PG rating, “It Takes Two” was cut and the innuendos from “(It’s) Hairspray” were delivered in a flat manner by James Marsden. A new song was put in to take advantage of Zac Efron’s popularity for the tweeners. The adaptation’s humor is more blatant with its fat jokes and digs at segregationists for a general audience. It comes pretty close to capturing the essence of the original Waters’ vision with contemporary modifications; a greater emphasis on ridiculing the perceptions of the early Sixties (hair, astronauts, TV, etc.). My only complaint couldn’t be helped; its use of larger settings. This modification was mainly caused by the dancing and the budget. Waters shot around the real Baltimore as he does with all of his movies. Thus his locations were accurate in scale which gave it a feeling of familiarity and intimacy: Motormouth’s little record store, what a real TV studio looks like, so on. It’s only something I noticed, it didn’t seriously detract me from enjoying the 2007 version.

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RIP Evel Knievel

It’s amazing the guy lived to be 69 after all of his injuries or the lawsuits he’d be buried under from practically every other kid in the Seventies imitating him (I’m guilty of attempting a failed maneuver in Washington Park). I also remember so many of my peers having the Evel Knievel toys making jumps over stairs. My parents never thought he set a good example so my brother and I got big fat objections on receiving his Snake River rocket car playset.

Years later he was immortalized on The Simpsons as Captain Lance Murdock, Devlin from the Hanna Barbera cartoons and Harvey Birdman parodies, plus Brian Regan’s great routine ridiculing interviewers asking him about his disastrous jump at Caesar’s Palace. I’ll have to see if I have the clip, it’s pretty good if you’ve never heard it. Then I saw the actual footage one evening at Alamo Drafthouse which made it even funnier and more painful to watch.

Still, he’s not really to blame. Kids have been jumping off of ramps ever since the invention of the wheel.

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KMAG’s patterns for 2006

I finished sifting through all the remaining data involving my stream for 2006, with only a month remaining before having to do it again for 2007 when it’s finalized. Some results are the same but I think the Most Played Artist/Band category will change in the next year or two since everything gets diluted as the stream expands. I think the smart money will be on They Might be Giants overtaking the Thin White Duke. Below are the results.

Songs Played: 132,850

Songs in Playlist: 5978

Most Played Top 30 Songs of 2006: “King of the Mountain” by Kate Bush and “The Great Escape” by We are Scientists at 136 plays.

Average Number of Plays for a Top 30 Song: 103.5

Most Played, Non-Top 30 Song of 2006: “Selling Jesus” by Skunk Anansie at 38 plays.

Average Number of Plays for a Non-Top 30 Song: 18.4

Most Played Artist/Band of 2006: David Bowie at 1315 plays.

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Happy Ninth Birthday Nick!

Bummer that he has to go to school on his birthday but both his parents have theirs in March so they can relate and probably lessen the sting of it.

The harder part I have with his birthday is its proximity to Thanksgiving because it causes me to send his card late. There’s the false sense of timing. “Oh hey, it’s next week and I’ll drop it in the mail during the time off I get during Thanksgiving.” Not really, USPS is shut down a couple days through the long weekend, I end up eating too much leading to sleeping and other distractions follow. However, Nick has been pretty forgiving on the card and bundled gifts. I usually try for either sending a great big one or send two since I also remember all the kids whose birthdays fell close to Christmas frequently were stiffed by adults.

Let’s see, he’s nine. He digs Star Wars just as I did at his age. Yet kids his age are ditching action figures sooner and are hooked on video games. I’ll have to find out through his dad if there’s a good gaming console in the house.

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KMAG V – my iPod Touch arrived

My first iPod with engraving, how nice.

I received my Christmas present from my wife early this year, a new iPod Touch. It’s similar to the iPhone in most features but the phone elements were removed along with the EDGE network capability. Didn’t matter to me, I gave my last iPod Mini to my friend Nelson during the Orlando trip as a gift so I had to listen to music through my MacBook for the interim. I may still have to because I also gave him the cable with the FireWire connection, d’oh! My G4 tower only has the old USB standard.

Data/power cabling aside, it’s the best iPod I’ve had thanks to its nice display for showing pictures and killing time with YouTube movies (my favorites are usually the antics of kittens). The music part will last even more since it’s all RAM/Flash memory, no spinning hard drive. Sure the Classic models, as they’re now called, store much more but this 16 GB one is the largest I’ve had anyway, my last four were 4 or 5 GBs.

The WiFi part is taking time for my fat fingers to deal with. I’ve made bookmarks of the key sites I figure I’ll check on. I can get my .Mac mail through it since it can be accessed with its modified Safari. Reading it is another matter and I think replying or composing will be on rare occasions.

The best part is that Somara had the back engraved.

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Three to review for Holiday consideration, or avoidance

In the interest of catching up on my backlog of video games, I whipped together three to make one article because I recently rented one and completed two others a while back. Again, I didn’t have as much time and energy as I hoped for during my vacation in Florida.

I’ll start off with one that may be on many people’s short list for Christmas, The Simpsons Game which is out for all the major platforms. It’s a huge disappointment and a major exercise in futility. I doubt playing it on the latest PS3 or Xbox 360 could’ve improved the experience over my PS2. Normally anything for the Simpsons is a me-too game derived from other successful ideas but at least they’re focused. This one is all over the place making fun of all games: the cliches, the concepts, famous characters, etc. I think it’s terrible because it violates a major rule Matt Groening wanted to avoid with his creation, breaking the fourth wall and the characters know they’re in a show, or a game in this case. The times his objections were overcome, the writers gave the world a couple great episodes. On this one, Groening should’ve been adamantly against it. The premise is built around Bart finding the instructions to a game based on him and his family. So he chooses to put his new found powers as Bartman to good use alongside Homer’s ball ability, Lisa’s levitation and Marge’s mob summoning. Section by section the larger story is revealed as they’re completed through very tedious, counterintuitive solutions. Its mechanics are also over sensitive—characters fall off objects rather easily. The Onion’s review said it best, this game should’ve be scrapped during its beta stages.

Now if you’re looking for a sure stocking stuffer or whichever holiday is appropriate, Lego Star Wars II is a great time killer. The player just runs through the story lines of the first (and better) trilogy in Lego form: defeating the Empire, collecting bricks, building equipment needed to solve certain stages and watching funny little movies bridging the sequences together—the characters never speak, they use a series of grunts and mumbling. It may be designed for little kids because the player never runs out of lives but it’s great fun at any age. Once the story lines are over, you can go back and replay all the sections with different characters instead; Darth Vader trying to escape from the Tantive IV was highly amusing. It has some puzzle elements involving doors which only open for those wearing Stormtrooper helmets or you have to be a droid. My favorite part is the segue movie of Vader explaining how he’s Luke’s father by holding up Polaroid pictures of Padme and Anakin. It’s a solid game for everybody and with it at the new $20 price point, a bargain.

Finally, I defeated what has appeared to be the last title of the Sly Cooper franchise. I haven’t read anything about a fourth game like Ratchet & Clank received on the PS3. I think they predicted my complaints from Sly 2 with all the changes in 3, no more redundant recon missions, taking pictures, so on. Instead the story begins with Sly infiltrating the grand vault of his family. Currently it’s guarded by a mad scientist primate and as Sly is about to be devoured by a giant minion, the game jumps into a flashback of how Sly, Bentley and Murray got into this mess with their new, larger gang. When the 2 ended, it was on a sour note; the trio defeated the new Clockwerk but at the price of Bentley being paralyzed from the waist down. Murray blamed himself for Bentley’s injury so he quit the gang as the exposition shows. Sly and Bentley then travel to Venice to convince Murray to rejoin them if they defeat the local opera-singing villain. It carries on with the trio globetrotting to recruit additional experts Sly will need to defeat the Cooper Vault’s security measures. Two of these missions involve turning former foes from Sly 1 and 2 into partners. It also has the player solving stages as all of these characters at specific points due to their unique powers so it has expanded beyond the original trio. The developer also got rid of the annoying bottle collecting to unlock secret moves which I always found extraneous (I solved both predecessors without needing them). It had some fun touches they did keep from 2 such as hitting certain button combos to make Bentley sing in an opera competition or Sly saying different insults to gain a pirate captain’s trust. Lastly there’s a mini-game inside of Sly commanding a warship against other pirates for points or coins. Overall, it was a relatively easy game to solve and probably will only interest those who played the prequels.

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Peter Garrett to be a Minister in new Australian Gov’t

For most Americans he’s remembered as the lead singer of Midnight Oil. However, he was always involved in politics, protesting, drawing attention to the native people’s rights and the environment. It dominated the band’s lyrics such as their only US hit “Beds are Burning.”

I thought he was finally on the verge of being elected by the way the recent Economist article read. Nope, he got the “safe” seat of Kingford Smith in 2004. Kingford Smith is somewhere in (or near) Sydney and includes Botany Bay which most of us Yanks know as Khan’s spaceship from Star Trek. Only kidding. It’s where the UK’s penal colony started, despite the wishes of the original inhabitants.

Now with Labor taking over, Peter will be moving from Shadow Minister of Climate Change, Environment, Heritage and the Arts to the Minister of it all. Phew! There’s a mouthful of a title. I always thought he was a member of the Green Party but realism, pragmatism and cynicism probably took over. My biggest concern will be Bush not being informed on who he is should there be a visit. Then Bush will tell the Secret Service to shoot Peter because he resembles Michael Berryman from the original The Hills Have Eyes.

His new position makes me smile a bit more now. When I got to meet him briefly in 1988, I asked for his autograph and while he obliged I added, “Are you going to run for parliament again?” (he was defeated in the mid Eighties yet did better than expected), Peter looked, smiled and replied, “Not today mate!” Maybe he can get together with John Hall of Orleans in New York to toast their new careers and avoid Sonny Bono’s fate.

Update Nov. 30, 2007: I read on the BBC that he will be the new Minister of the Environment. The other things on his plate have been delegated to other people in the new Labor Government of Prime Minister Rudd.

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1987: Harold Washington passes away

He died suddenly of a heart attack which wasn’t much of a surprise when my roommate Paul (native of the South Side) said Washington weighed as much as him but was well under six feet tall; Paul’s six foot four and built like an NFL player. It still doesn’t stop the conspiracy theorists and members of the Harold Washington Party from claiming he was poisoned.

Washington remains a controversial figure even after dying but I think his election signified the city of Chicago finally hitting a watershed many other cities had already experienced. To the annoyance of his critics, the city didn’t burn to the ground or fall apart. If anything didn’t get done, it was really more the gridlock caused by the Council and Governor Thompson. To the disappointment of his fans, he couldn’t completely defeat the remnants of the Daley Machine any more than Byrne and he proved to be as corrupt with favors, spoils and payback; something NPR’s This American Life glossed over. In the end, it didn’t matter, Daley’s son got elected in 1989 and remains the mayor for the foreseeable future unless his tax increases and bid for the Olympics get him ousted. On the upside, Carolyn Mosley-Braun and Barack Obama were elected as Senators from Illinois, the latter rather easily, something unthinkable when I was a kid.

Personally, I never had a stake in the outcome of the mayoral race of Chicago unless it meant the towns I lived in downstate suffered for it; as they did under Byrne. The only benefit I ever got from the politics of the Windy City was preparation for the nastiness of the Texas Republican Party. The difference between them is this: in Chicago, the dead rise from the grave to vote (something which rarely happens now), in the South, they just find a way to disenfranchise the enemies of the status quo.

When interim Mayor Eugene Sawyer finished Washington’s term and an election was called, I always remembered Paul asking, “I wonder who Washington will vote for?” He liked my reply, “Probably the same guy Daley voted for.”

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Knocked Up

Current Mea Culpa: This is the last review of a movie I saw before we went on vacation, now I’m backed up on all the post-vacation reviews for almost another half dozen. Hang in there. I think I’m going somewhere with all of these.

I figured this comedy was going to be good because of its credentials, namely the director and his cast. Judd Apatow has worked on many other things I’ve enjoyed, namely The Critic. However, I admit to not getting around to 40-Year-Old Virgin yet; I have no opinion of it either way. I grabbed this one while it was available to balance out the heavier things I’ve been renting.

The trailer covers the premise well so there’s no need to write about it. Personally, I feel that if Hollywood were smart, it wouldn’t show much in its current previews since many people with an IQ over 100 can tell most crap starring Jim Carrey, Jack Black and Adam Sandler will be terrible through these two-minute versions of ocular waterboarding. Otherwise, Knocked Up does borrow from older movies which have had two strangers marry and learn to love each other. Back then the vehicle was an arranged marriage, a fake marriage toward some goal or an accidental marriage.

Is this funny? Usually it is. Not fall-down, makes one laugh out loud funny but amusing enough to sit through on the DVD player (there is nothing comedies have worth paying movie-theater prices for). It definitely should’ve been shorter since much of it was extraneous and Apatow could’ve told his story in 90-100 minutes. Seth Rogan and his gaggle of manchildren do a great job portraying a colony of underemployed, weed-smoking slackers but their ignorance of websites already dedicated to finding celebrity nude scenes was a stretch. Katherine Heigl was okay yet she’s easily overshadowed by the entire supporting cast in her character’s life: Leslie Mann as her sister, Paul Rudd as her brother-in-law and the passive-aggressive co-worker Kristen Wiig (she’s perfect as the venomous person who says something nice yet you can hear the backhanded insult piggybacking on it). The only other elements I liked completely were the trip to Las Vegas and Mann’s character spying on Rudd to confront him on his alleged infidelity—it ends in an amusing yet expected twist.

Is it worth renting though? Only if you enjoyed Anchorman which is the last Apatow-influenced or guided film I recently saw. I endorse it still on the merits of his past, short-lived work on TV that has a well-earned following. I am looking more forward to the upcoming release of Juno to cover the subject matter in a funnier, darker manner.

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1997: Michael Hutchence found dead, apparently suicide

I always thought the events surrounding his death were in October or earlier, but it was November 22 when he was last seen by friends and then discovered dead in his hotel room. I read the news on the Internet back when people’s dependence upon it was still growing. My first reaction was shock followed by sadness because I felt that INXS was bouncing back. The current album Elegantly Wasted had a song featured on the movie Face/Off, the band was making appearances on the all the US late shows and I personally felt it was on par with their good CDs Welcome to Wherever You Are, X and The Swing. But suicide is a frequent event in Pop music so I never gave it anymore thought.

Years later, all the jokes and rumors began to spread over the circumstances. One instance is even made in The Ventures Brothers cartoon. However, I decided to do some deeper research and I found a link to a transcribed coroner’s report. The autopsy concluded his death as an intentional suicide and I would have to agree since he was full of booze, drugs and Prozac. What I didn’t know was his recent treatment for depression and custody battle with Bob Geldof, the ex-husband of his then wife Paula Yates. So there was motivation and probably the exact chemical cocktail to overcome his self-preservation. Never mind what Science found, I’m sure it will be debated forever just as some think the Mafia whacked Elvis or the Kennedys had Marilyn Monroe silenced.

However, I wanted to reflect on my great memories of him because INXS is one of the best five bands to come from Australia and they’re definitely a part of the soundtrack of my life since Houston. They came to attention for Brian and me in 1983 when KLOL played “The One Thing” that Spring followed by “Don’t Change,” a song they frequently used to end their sets with. MTV actually played the videos too but no one thought much about them. INXS was just one of many Down Under acts caught in the trend started by Men at Work. I did have the opportunity to see them later as the opening act for Adam Ant in May 1983. They were loud yet I really liked the other stuff outside the hits, namely “Soul Mistake” and “Old World, New World.” The crowd was rather slow to warm up to them. After their opening song Michael yelled, “What’s the matter? Are you glued to your f*&$ing seats?”

INXS then took a radical departure from Shabooh Shoobah with The Swing which I read was their least favorite record. Too bad, it had Nick Launay as the producer—he’s the go-to guy for a solid percussion-intensive sound and if he can make Silverchair plausible, he’s a miracle worker. Listen Like Thieves followed quickly and most of it was a return to their standard sound, the exception being “What You Need.” By 1986, there was that expectant vibe over how great the next release (Kick) would be just as U2 had with The Joshua Tree or Van Halen’s 1984. Thankfully INXS delivered for it went on to be one of those “all killer, no filler” records with singles being released from it for two years.

Brian had the good fortune to meet the band shortly after Kick hit the shelves. He told me they were playing at Illinois State. He didn’t have any luck getting tickets yet he had an idea where they would be staying (Bloomington-Normal is a small place). The only part of the conservation I recall him telling me about was assuring them that most Americans were nice people despite Reagan being president. They responded with something to the effect of “we kind of knew that.” I used to have serious doubts in my brother’s story becuase I figured he’d have the sense to get his record autographed. Validity aside, it’s an amusing anecdote. I guess he can post a comment clarifying the events.

I managed to score tickets for the big show in the Summer of 1988. By then Kick, namely “Devil Inside” and “New Sensation” had been played to death and they were the forefront of the second Aussie wave. I didn’t really care for the venue though but Milwaukee was terribly trapped in the past musically so I was just thrilled to have a non-Metal, non-Top 40 or non-Dinosaur act appear at the Marcus Amphitheatre. INXS did put on a great show. Sadly, it was the last time I caught them live. I passed on the X tour at the Bradley Center three years later due to financial reasons and they skipped most of the Midwest 0n Welcome to Wherever You Are and Full Moon, Dirty Hearts, the latter being a rather disappointing album.

As the Nineties progressed, I figured INXS was through because Michael Hutchence was appearing solo on numerous soundtracks. Then again, he was only doing covers; his version of Iggy’s “The Passenger” on Batman Forever is pretty cool. Then Elegantly Wasted appeared in the Summer of 1997. INXS had a new label, a new logo yet the same great rockin’ sound. Sure the sold-out stadiums and airplay of a decade ago wouldn’t be there yet I figured they had discovered a second wind to keep a respectable presence as Duran Duran had been doing.

While I was thinking about this story, I remembered I had a copy of his posthumous solo record (came out in 1999) and the side band he had called Max-Q in the late Eighties. These aren’t bad. Definitely different from his INXS work so I think I’ll be listening to them at greater length in the future. As for the “new” INXS with replacement singer JD Fortune. Time will tell. I would’ve preferred Terence Trent D’Arby or an Aussie Michael really respected. Fortune is decent and Switch was a solid comeback (listen to “Afterglow,”) but I feel the remaining five members should’ve taken a chance on someone whose voice is radically different, not imitative. Michael Hutchence’s voice was distinctive and his charisma was an added benefit, just as it was in Houston 25 years ago.

If you get the chance, revisit some of the lesser known tracks of INXS to “hear” my point. Another good place to check is the Essentials series on the iTunes Store.

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