American Apparel opens its first store in Austin, eventually

Pretty exciting news to see in the Austin Chronicle. The ad said the store would be opening on the Drag (aka Guadelupe) but there was no date or useful details. So I went to the site only to learn there are plans for two more stores in addition to the Drag; South Congress (or SoCo to the trendoids) and the outlet mall in Round Rock, same place I buy my Chucks. Now I have two reasons to shop there, three if that Steak n’ Shake is ever constructed. I always did feel stupid driving up to Round Rock over a pair of shoes. With it being a retail store, it should have all the product lines too. Besides T-shirts, I can get some socks, underwear and see if they have anything Somara likes.

I wonder what took AA so long? There’s already at least one branch in Houston and yet Austin has more of this company’s vibe.

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Control

Ian Curtis and Joy Division are such obscure topics, I figured Hollywood couldn’t ruin nor fabricate their brief, tumultuous tale much. Thankfully, I was right! Even though an early death has always been a smart career move (see the Doors, SRV, Jeff Buckley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marilyn Monroe or Elvis), the biopic films that follow are usually dreadful (see previous list). Well, Hollywood had nothing to do with the making of Control outside of its distribution so there’s my immediate explanation of why it was good.

The film is based upon Touching from a Distance written by his widow Deborah Curtis which made it really focused on Ian and little on the band. Eventually, the documentary Joy Division will be making the rounds for those wanting to see more about the music.

Control starts in Manchester 1973. The UK’s overall decline is pretty evident and nowhere is it more pronounced than in the North. Like many of the area’s disaffected teenagers, Ian is a detached, sullen kid who feels he has no future so he resorts to drinking, smoking and taking recreational drugs. However, he has a love and knowledge of poetry and through Deborah’s observations, he also enjoys writing because his work is organized into categories: lyrics, poems and novels. Glam Rock is currently the dominant trend in popular music and youth culture which explains why the David Bowie, Lou Reed and Roxy Music posters and records in his room—these are the true influences of his work and his contemporaries unlike the Sex Pistols. On the surface, Ian appears to be another moody, wannabe poet yet there’s a charisma to him. Deborah is eventually swept up in Ian’s better attributes because when they met she was originally dating another boy. By 1975, they’re married at age 18.

At first, married life seems to be okay. They have a place of their own. Ian works at the unemployment office placing people into jobs, a rather dark, funny fact of his life. Restlessness inevitably sets in and he tries his hand at being the singer for a band called Warsaw because he’s friends with the guitarist and bassist—Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook respectively. The chemistry between them leads to bigger and better things: the name change to Joy Division, TV appearances, a record contract and performing outside Manchester. And as it goes with the age-old story of Fame, there’s a price to it. For Ian, it’s his marriage: he feels his marriage to Deborah was a mistake and begins an affair with Belgian groupie/”reporter” Annik yet he doesn’t want to divorce Deborah. Then it’s his health: the late nights, booze and the randomness of medication lead to more frequent, devastating epileptic seizures—ignorance doesn’t help neither, many audiences thought his manic jerking motions were part of the show. Finally, it’s his psyche because he feels the band’s success is too much for him to handle and people want to see a character, not necessarily him. Everyone knows how the story concludes because every mediocre DJ on an Alternative radio station has to remind us constantly after a playing a New Order song…he takes his own life at age 23.

Although I was only 11 when Ian’s story “ends” and never even heard of New Order until 1985 in  Spin magazine’s review of low-life, he and John Belushi were my generation’s Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrisson. That weird, ghoulish obsession popular culture fixates on in a mythical way, a secular martyr of sorts. He was only known in a small circle of college students—Goths and Music Geeks mainly—but it was a position he held until the more popular Cobain took his place. Control helps de-mystify his suicide in my opinion. It was probably an impulsive decision on his part because depression, chemical imbalances and being emotionally overwhelmed are powerful enough to turn off self-preservation. There’s no obsession over what he listened to, watched, said, etc. Those were just details (not clues or symbols) when his wife last saw him. Deborah probably figured he was his usual drunk, moody self while he yelled at her. There may have been warnings from Ian yet most of the time people sense it nor do the truly suicidal telegraph it. Ian Curtis was a creative person who was swept away by the pace and circumstances of his changing life.

Despite it being morbid, I honestly liked Control yet I think most audiences will be bored by the movie which will keep it to “cult” status. One huge factor is its length, two hours. On the other end of the spectrum will be those who are disappointed by its shortcuts to keep it more succinct: they skip over Joy Division going through three drummers, Bernard’s last name is Sumner the whole time never Albrecht (his real name), time is compressed from 1973 to 1977 within the first hour, etc. Much like Miracle, I can live with these details being truncated since it doesn’t destroy the “larger” story’s point. Being a black and white movie was a nice touch too. It amplifies the dreariness of what England must have been like then, the general malaise affecting the country then. I was only a little American kid in 1973-1980 so my perceptions and understanding are based upon what was written about those years. The casting director did a marvelous job on getting actors who resembled the band members too. Right away you recognize these two guys in a pub with Ian and Deborah as Peter and Bernard when they first appear. Same goes for the closing minutes of Peter, Bernard and Stephen all being sad; sitting next to Stephen, comforting him is Gillian; a little foreshadowing of the quartet New Order which would remain in Ian’s shadow for years. Lastly, other than the band members being shown as two-dimensional characters (Peter is gruff and likes to say “cocks,” Bernard is a neat freak and rather prissy and Stephen is just fills space), it’s still fair to the other major players. Annik the mistress isn’t portrayed as a home wrecker or a celebrity leech, driving a wedge between Ian and his wife—Ian made this choice, Annick was no temptress. Deborah the wife isn’t a strident, needy vampire who drove Ian to Annik either; she isn’t phased by popularity as she says at a party, “He isn’t famous to me, I still wash his underpants.” Ian isn’t a lecherous person, just a victim of his fame, indecision and unwise choices. He then realizes too late that he isn’t strong enough to commit to either woman, to the band or to himself.

Worth Seeing? If you’re a fan of music, namely its history, then this little sliver portraying an element of Joy Division will go on to be mandatory. Today there are bands demonstrating Ian and the others’ influences: the Editors and Interpol are two obvious examples. Fans of biographical pictures? Maybe, yet I doubt it, Ian Curtis isn’t well known. Everybody else, I would recommend avoiding it unless the song “Love Will Tear Us Apart” brings tears to your eyes. Call me dorky, wimpy or whatever, but the first time I heard it I couldn’t help it, still do occasionally. My roommate had told me basic story or myth built up around the single while we listened to it. Ian’s baritone and lyrics really convey how much anguish he must have felt when sang it.

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Icebats win a nail-biter last Saturday

This last weekend was off to a sad beginning with the previous story but I readily admit that Saturday’s Icebats game was an exciting, nail-biting respite from the mourning. Austin’s team has had a terrible season, first the near miss due to them being left at the altar by Cedar Park (again), and then they’ve only had two victories putting them in last place for their division. Personally, I’m not surprised due to only three vets returning and the remainder being some guys they probably hired on the cheap. I decided to go to the game anyway, this would be the last home stand for two weeks and I wanted to see if they still needed volunteers on hosting a player over Thanksgiving (no on the latter, they hit the road and will be in Arizona during the entire week).

The lady sitting behind me said she had a good feeling about this match against the Odessa Jackalopes. I thought, “yeah, right!” At best, this roster could only make it a closer loss than the clobbering they received from the Youngstown Steelhounds and no matter what, Laredo seems to have their number. Well I’m glad the lady’s optimism carried over. It was the greatest Bats game I’ve ever been to. How I wish I really pressed on borrowing my brother-in-law’s video camera too. The majority of the best goals were scored on my side of the rink and I need new content to practice on.

So here’s how it went down…the Bats drew first blood with a fantastic text-book play executed by Thompson, Klann and Kuster. Ronan lit the lamp two more times with a pair in the first and second periods. Then as always, they couldn’t defend their lead and the Jackalopes pulled ahead. By the closing minutes of the third period, it looked like it was time to head out and beat the rush in the parking lot. Luckily, Austin received one last opportunity with a power play in the remaining 90 seconds. Coach Hughes applied the predictable, desperate strategy of pulling Beaudry (the goalie) out to give the Bats six men. Either they were hungry to score or Odessa’s guys couldn’t push out the puck because I didn’t see any serious chances of an empty netter. Still, the Bats’ shots were getting foiled as the clock was running out and suddenly Thompson clinched it with nine seconds left! Everybody was on their feet shouting and rubber bats landed on the ice. I didn’t care if they lost now, I got my 21 bucks worth of hockey action on Thompson’s goal alone. Overtime resulted in five minutes of nothing conclusive and the teams had to settle it through a shootout which doesn’t follow the same rules as the NHL (read on). Normally, I dislike the shootout rule since my teams have the less reliable goalie in one-on-one situations and Beaudry is Austin’s backup. Saturday must have been his night. Beaudry restricted Odessa to one goal in the first three rounds while Tessier tied it up to keep Austin alive for what went to be a 13-round shootout. Tense would be an understatement to describe the next 10 rounds of a sudden-death resolution.

Here’s where the CHL differs from the NHL. Normally, both leagues go with an initial three-round set up and usually the best three shooters-snipers from each team go. If it goes to sudden death in the fourth round and on, the two NHL teams must use new players until no one is left on either side; the longest NHL shootout is 15 rounds and it was won by a Rangers defenseman not known for scoring or assisting. In the CHL, the best shooters get another chance after the tenth round, thus, Tessier nailed it again to win the game. You’d think the Bats had won the President’s Cup with how excited they were but it was probably more over their seven-game losing skid coming to a fantastic end.

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Rest in Peace Wicca

With great sadness, we had to have Wicca euthanized today since her ongoing battle with cancer was taking its toll. Somara and I felt we did everything possible to keep Wicca alive and happy. We agreed that if she didn’t die in her sleep and the pain became too great for her, putting Wicca to sleep would be our only alternative. So right up front, I think Picayune won’t have anything new posted until Monday at the earliest as we’re in mourning for Wicca.

Wicca carrying out her annual Halloween duties.

I only knew Wicca for eight of her 16 1/2 years but I loved this cat as much as Somara did. However, I doubt Wicca felt the same way about me because Somara was always her human. On the upside, I fared better than most of Somara’s past boyfriends; urine in the shoes was a favored demonstration of disapproval. Being attached to one person also meant Wicca preferred to be an only child and through what little reasoning capabilities cats may possess, I’m confident she blamed me for the appearance of Molly, Miette and Nemo in our house.

Wicca always greeted Somara from the window of their apartment when they lived in Phoenix during the early Nineties.

Wicca’s origins were shrouded in a tragic mystery. Somara’s sister Yvette originally found Wicca in 1991. She was two-week-old kitten abandoned in a box by the side of the road near Georgetown. Fortunately, another cat had recently given birth near the Bridge house so Wicca was adopted into that litter. When she was old enough, Somara took her and they were buddies ever since. No matter where my wife’s career took her, Wicca followed, including Somara’s time in Phoenix for the externship of 2005.

Wicca loved the smell of pennies.

Now she’s gone yet Wicca will live on in our hearts. Dr. Todd (our awesome vet) will be returning her ashes to us in a couple weeks. I knew how important Wicca was to Somara so I approved of the expenditure to have the remains put in a ceramic urn and not with the other poor creatures burned en masse.

Wicca found the snow in New Jersey to be puzzling.

Eventually, Molly, Miette and Nemo will realize Wicca isn’t returning. As much as they all picked on her, I did notice a lack of scuffles involving the elder cat when her cancer became pretty evident. I’ll wrongly chalk it up to them being respectful instead of some cruel instinct. I believe they will miss Wicca in an odd cat way, namely getting first crack at the tuna she didn’t finish. Eventually the hard part will be coming in a few weeks…resisting the urge to adopt a kitten or taking in another abandoned cat.

I’ll close with several more choice pictures Somara had of Wicca over the years.

A rare moment Wicca let Nemo play with her tail.

Wicca’s drowned rat look after a bath.

She may appear irked, but she’s playing with Somara. A favorite Wicca activity.

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Happy Ninth Birthday Madison

Facials at the party? I guess dolls aren’t cool anymore.

Today is her official birthday but last week Somara was in Florida to celebrate it early. If several people have a birthday in the same month, then they’re lumped together into one party. I guess it’s for efficiency or some unusual family tradition; my family was smaller so we had individual bashes.

Anyway, Madison is now nine and in modern America she has entered the Fashionista period of her life. No more toys and games, it’s an obsession with cosmetics, clothes, the Mall, etc. My friends with older daughters survived this phase successfully. I wonder how. Their stories sounded like they were trapped with a living, breathing creature composed of the E network, The Gap, Degrassi (TV show on The N), Teen Beat and Veruca Salt. A non-stop melodrama on two feet! I exaggerate in jest. Not all children turn into monsters at adolescence yet I think I’m going to miss the little princess who had the greatest time playing Candyland with a couple summers ago. There’s always her younger sister for the kid games though.

As long as she keeps wanting to hang out with her Uncle Maggi at Dave & Buster’s every year, I think we’ll be cool. My next optimistic expectation is her tastes in music evolving enough that she’ll want me to take her to a real rock concert—no dorky boy bands. Currently, it’s looking a bit unlikely. She received tickets to see Hannah Montana as a gift. How I pity my brother-in-law because he has to take her. On the other hand, when I was eight, the Captain & Tennille were my favorites and I turned out okay.

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The Valet

Quick Mea Culpa: Another “leftover” review that wasn’t finished by the time I went on vacation last month.

This little French comedy was included in the trailers for Black Book so Somara and I decided to check it out. The premise of The Valet sounds like every other episode of Three’s Company but it succeeds through its execution of “less is more” unlike most American romantic comedies.

The movie begins with François. A lowly carhop for an expensive restaurant with a crummy little apartment, barely any money and no serious future. These facts don’t bother him because he is going to ask his childhood sweetheart Emilie to marry him. Afterwards, life can only improve. Emilie rejects his proposal immediately. She has no interest in marriage, especially to a loser like him, besides, she just started a bookstore and owes the bank over 30,000 Euros. Then Emilie hits him with the coup de grace of the “lets be friends” speech. Demoralized, François walks the streets of Paris to nurse his broken heart.

Meanwhile, millionaire Pierre Levasseur is having an argument in public with his mistress Elena, a famous fashion model. A tabloid photographer gets a few pictures of it while François walks by the couple. When this incident makes the front page, Pierre’s wife Christine demands to know the truth. Like all cornered, rich, cheating husbands, Pierre lies and it’s quite a whopper; Elena was with the blurred out guy (François). Christine doesn’t believe it yet she is willing to play along because she wants to see him squirm. Christine can too, she owns 60 percent of their joint assets. Faced with little other recourse, Pierre follows through on his fabrication. François is made an offer: live with Elena for 30 days, pretend to be the model’s boyfriend and get paid for it. At first, François thinks it’s an on-camera prank for a TV show but eventually he accepts and only wants enough money to settle Emilie’s debt. Elena is wiser since Pierre has strung her along for two years. She agrees to the arrangement with an asking price of 20 million Euros which is refundable if Pierre divorces Christine within the deadline.

Obviously the situation deteriorates rapidly as jealousy ensues from Elena’s public appearances with François, reports from Pierre’s spies, Christine’s agents heightening Pierre’s fears and Emilie witnessing this without knowing the whole situation. There’s also a very puzzled media wondering why is Elena dating such an unattractive man, including François’ parents.

It would be unfair to say that only the French could successfully execute a tired sitcom premise, but sadly it’s true these days. A comedy this concise couldn’t be made by any of the major American studios for three huge reasons.

  1. American Ugly Duckling stories have this lazy need to incorporate a mandatory makeover montage. Thankfully Elena doesn’t give François pointers on being more GQ, just advice about what Emilie may be thinking.
  2. The wife character isn’t a shrill, annoying psychobitch or clueless ditz providing sympathy for Pierre from the audience. Christine knows she’s in control at many levels. She’s probably trying to get her unfaithful husband to decide.
  3. Finally, I had to applaud the ending which many would criticize as abrupt or sudden instead being drawn out another 10 minutes to punish all the “villains” and reward the “heroes.”

Sorry if my review consists of elements The Valet lacks but Romantic Comedies are cranked out by the numbers in the States. I would still recommend this highly regardless of its national origin because it’s a universal story and as I stated earlier, the execution is what makes the film succeed.

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Birthday cakes for FL

The Princess years are over. Now comes the Fashionista phase.

The Princess years are over. Now comes the Fashionista phase.

It wasn’t all fun and games for Somara in Florida this last weekend. Besides visiting and celebrating, Yvette [her sister] put her culinary skills to work making several birthday cakes as the photos show. I have no idea what they tasted like but I’m sure nothing was left since there were at least three children present in Yvette’s house.

 

My brother-in-law is into surfing which is less injury-inducing than his former hobby of rugby.

My brother-in-law is into surfing which is less injury-inducing than his former hobby of rugby.

Somara got a free ticket to Florida for the effort. Too bad my nephew Landon already has a grown up to be the DM at his house. Maybe I can weasel it when I finally get his parents to buy an Apple instead of futzin’ around with a virus-prone PC.

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Roenick joins the 500 club!

Jeremy did it Saturday night and against his former team and coach! Signing up with the Sharks was the smarter move since it never was going to happen as a member of the last-place Coyotes; they’re in that spot now with the Pacific and trust me, they’re likely to be there for the Western Conference and the entire league by the end of the season. According to the story, it was a rather odd or sloppy goal accidently knocked in by the goalie. That’s what I get for being sick, I missed out on the news and ESPN eating crow.

Roenick is now the third US-born player to achieve 500 goals (not bad, two in a decade for the States) and the 40th player in the NHL to reach this milestone. If he continues to score at the rate he’s averaging with the Sharks, JR will easily finish above Joe Mullen and I think that’s a decent target because Mike Modano is too far ahead with 512.

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Happy Fifth Anniversary Kim & Rad!

Congratulations to my friends Kim and Rad for their fifth wedding anniversary. According to Internet sources *cough! Wikipedia*, this year the gifts are traditionally wood or in the “modern” era, silverware. Both sound rather lame. Wood what? Maybe those cool wooden toys such as building blocks or a duck on wheels for their son Owen to drag around the house. Silverware seems even sillier to me. Kim and Rad were close to my age when they got married so they probably had the joys of consolidating two complete households with numerous redundancies to ditch, including silverware. When will the Miss Manners types update these “gifts” to something cooler such as an engraved iPod or a set of golf clubs? The latter idea would be a bigger hit for my friends, I don’t play unless I have to putt the ball past a windmill.

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Somara off to Florida for a few days

Lucky her. She gets to spend close to a week there.

Somara was invited to the Daytona area by her sister to help celebrate a couple birthdays (my brother-in-law, niece) and to flex her cake decorating muscles.

Never fear, I will be eating at home just fine. I know how to read the directions on the box. It’s the cats’ patience I will have to juggle since there will only be me to make sure they’re fed in the morning and evening.

Maybe Somara can have some of the nicer FL weather come to TX, it’s overcast, cold and a tad wet which is putting me down healthwise.

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A non-specific “news” story on the Maggi Household

A little general news and information.

The first bit: The e-mail from Sallie Mae came late Thursday to make it official, Somara’s smallest student loan is now paid in full. Phew! It’s a molehill compared to how large the remaining three are but I succeeded through the strategy I proposed to her last Summer when I was made Treasurer of the Maggi Republic. We’ll receive something in writing within 45 days. We’ve killed off nine percent of her total balance too. If my calculations are correct, the next loan will take at least 20 payments to complete without any financial windfalls; escrow refunds, Vegas winnings, etc.

The second bit: Somara accepted a temp job working at Apple. Training starts after Thanksgiving and the contract is for a year with the iTunes Store. No, we can’t get you free music or recover anything you lose. It will pay a tad more than HEB and hopefully it could lead to something better if Somara likes it. Either way, it’ll help toward paying the bills/loans. I’m sure there should be overtime with all those people buying iPods for the holiday season.

Finally: What’s with the ugly color scheme this month? In honor of earning the position of Promotions Director for WMUR 20 years ago, I decided to use the station’s logo colors from a t-shirt designed by a guy named Mike “the Bax” Baxendale. When I was in Orlando for the wedding, Jose told me Bax received a mention in the alumni newsletter about doing the introduction to a talk-radio convention or something. Glad to read he went places. Bax was a very talented guy but I think most people didn’t like his tastes in T-shirt designs. Sometimes I wish I still had mine. It was rather worn out at the end and I threw it out probably before I graduated since I didn’t want to be reminded of the general unpleasantness that happened later on.

I’ll write another story regarding WMUR later this month because I wasn’t chosen for the Promotions gig until the station’s dinner party after Thanksgiving when John Bryson was named GM.

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Reno 911 Miami

Thanks to vacation, I have a slight backlog of reviews on DVDs, Books and comics to post. Please bear with me as I plow through them. If they’re not helpful, say so as well. I can funnel my writing energies on something better.

Recently I saw Carlos Alazraqui perform at the local comedy club. He was fantastic but I regretted not having a good question for his Deputy Garcia character when he donned the sunglasses and mustache. Using the fallacious logic of guilty-by-association, I decided to rent this DVD because I figured that if he’s funny, odds favored the movie would be. I have friends who dig the TV show/source yet I have always had a strong aversion to Reno 911 for several reasons: key cast members were part of MTV’s awful program The State, shows dependent upon improv are often terrible, and most original content on Comedy Central is either really great or eye pollution. Thankfully I was wrong, Reno is consistently funny from start to finish without depending on Carlos to carry the film.

The story begins with Lt. Dangle and his seven bumbling deputies screwing up as they always do around the outskirts of Reno. At the next day’s briefing, Dangle cheers everyone up by announcing their invitation to a police convention in Miami. Of course, every city’s police department was invited regardless of competence which is why they’re attending. When they arrive, the organizers don’t have Reno on the list so they’re stuck staying at a sleazy hotel because no one wants to go home. Then the Action Movie part kicks in. Terrorists have released a bio-agent into the convention center, trapping several thousand officers. If the cure isn’t found in time, all those people will die. Unfortunately, the Reno crew are the only uninfected people with police commissions and it’s up to them to maintain order in Miami Beach for the interim.

Overall, it’s just different antics in Miami instead of Reno but I couldn’t stop laughing at their misadventures: Jones and Garcia constantly being kidnapped by a Scarface-like villain played by Paul Rudd; Jones and Garcia investigating a report of an alligator in a swimming pool; Dangle and Junior answering a noise complaint coming from a rapper’s house; and the whole gang using the same infamous solution to remove a beached whale. The movie does often resort to vulgar sex jokes since the writers/cast can’t do them on basic cable. Most are still funny even if resorting to them frequently is a lazy move. Finally, there are appearances from Patton Oswalt, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), Danny DeVito, Mindy Sterling (Frau Farbissina), Michael Ian Black, David Koechner and Dwyane “The Rock” Johnson—his performance as a stereotypical supercop was as hilarious as it was messy.

It’s genuinely funny and I have misjudged Thomas Lennon, Kerri Kenney and Robert Ben Garant. Their comedic skills have evolved since The State and Viva Variety much like Dave Chapelle’s did. I know that I’ll eventually take the time to dig around for the boxed seasons of Reno 911 the show and see if they make me laugh as much.

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KMAG hits 700,000 songs

As I usually do every Monday morning, I updated KMAG (my music stream) with at least six new songs to be rotated in its Top 30 for five to eight weeks, depending upon how busy my life becomes. According to the logs, the 700,000th song was played last week. I knew it was coming but 750,000 will be the bigger deal. Still, it’s a pretty cool measurement. Oddly, it didn’t choose any of the current tunes by Eisley, Rilo Kiley, Crowded House or Nick Lowe in the Top 30 circulation.

Drum roll please for song number 700,000…

“Walking on the Moon” by the Police.

Well, if it had to go with a Police song, I’m glad the stream randomly picked something good because I wince at every mention of their current reunion tour.

How long until it hits 750,000? At a pace of 15 songs an hour, that’s three to five more than commercial radio, at least 133 days.

Getting this out there for my friends at a more reliable speed might become a reality since I did see an ad for AT&T’s DSL Elite claiming download speeds of 6 Mbps. In theory, the upload speed could be closer to 1 Mbps which is what recipients would need.

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Hounds got released on the Icebats, plus other musings

Finally caught an Icebats game last night. I had missed the home opener due to vacation, which was the wiser choice since these guys are only ‘AA’ level yet the ECHL teams are better than this. The ‘bats are having a lousy season already: only three players from last year are back and they’re 2-7 as I write this (they lost this afternoon). So much for the return of Brent Hughes who took them to the President’s Cup several years ago. I know they’re better hockey players than I ever could be but they stunk on ice last night. They were just outmatched in every aspect by the Youngstown Steelhounds. One thing I read from Hughes was how last year’s lineup lacked passion which is why the last coach got fired. I don’t know, from what I remember of the 2006-07 guys, they were only guilty of not protecting their leads yet were capable of scoring on rebounds if someone shot from the blue line. I’ll still take in a few games because it’s cheaper than going to Dallas just to spend $10 on parking.

After the game, I picked up a copy of this free sports weekly to find out how close the Icebats were to taking the season off. It explained why the current owner bought out the remaining partners. For several years, the team has been trying to get a better place to play in Cedar Park (a ‘burb in Northwest Austin). I have no idea why there, personally I think fewer people would go than when they played at the Travis County Expo Center or the current rink. Cedar Park is a pain to drive to from other parts of Austin plus it’s on all those new gouging…I mean toll roads. So it turns out the previous pool of owners wanted to put the team on hold for a year since Cedar Park backed out again. The current owner did the math and figured out he’d lose money either way, thus, he bought them out to honor the season-ticket holders, sponsors and players who auditioned. I’m glad, the current rink is near my house. I purchased a new jersey as a show of support.

The free article did explain why Cedar Park is keeping the Icebats in limbo, the Dallas Stars are wooing them with an AHL franchise. As a hockey fan I have several questions I’m sure the Lady Modano organization would probably dodge. One, does this mean the Iowa Stars come here or does that team get dissolved? Two, if the Icebats have struggled to put a decent number of butts in seats for 11 seasons, how would be any different with an AHL (AAA-level) team? Three, how long is the commitment? New arenas/rinks are expensive since I know the people of Cedar Park and probably Travis County will get the bill. Finally, will the Stars play a pre-season game or two here as the Coyotes do with San Antonio? I would like to see an AHL team here though. Austin is the 16th largest city in the US, right behind exciting Columbus, OH which has an NHL team. I just don’t want it to have ties to the Dallas Stars or the Colorado Avalanche aka al-Qaidarado. Probably won’t happen. Hockey has a limited interested in Texas and it can’t compete with the state religion, football.

I do want to close with some upbeat news, my guy JR scored his 499th goal against the LA Kings! One more to go to secure his spot. Not only will he be the third American to do it, he’ll be the 40th player to achieve this. I think doing it against the Kings made it feel even better since he had a rotten time with them and the new coach, Marc “Big Boy” Crawford, didn’t like him.

Oh, and how ’bout them Flyers! First place in the Atlantic, 8-4, 16 points and undefeated at home.

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Johnette Napolitano & Chris Bailey

Under the Texas Lone Star with Johnette!

Johnette Napolitano came to the Cactus Cafe Friday evening (always the best venue in Austin) to perform material from Scarred, her first official solo album. It was imperative to go because I hadn’t seen her play in 11 years and even then she was the Heads’ tour singer. Besides her new stuff, she covered the Concrete Blonde faves: “Joey,” “Mexican Moon,” “Ghost of a Texas Ladies Man,” and an a capella rendition of “Tomorrow, Wendy.” She also explained during the show that she had completed another record in the past but it was lost in the butt cracks of the industry. Johnette remains very outspoken on politics as she gave her positions on AIDS, the Iraq conflict, etc., between songs. It wasn’t all dour, she joked about turning 50 and how she’s falling into the same behaviors of her dad.

There were also several great surprises during the show. The first being the opener, Craig Marshall, a local performer. I first saw him and his partner play around the open-air courtyard of the San Jose Hotel off South Congress. He was very charming with the ladies, think of a wandering troubadour during the Middle Ages. Then came the guest surprise, Chris Bailey (leader of the Saints, a venerable Australian band) was in the audience. Johnette invited him on stage to do a duet and he obliged. Initially I didn’t recognize him until his singing voice kicked in (more on him later). Lastly, Johnette did play “Souvenir” from Pretty & Twisted and dedicated it to the memory of Marc Moreland—he was also the guitarist in Wall of Voodoo. Since she was in Austin, the set was closed with Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz” with a few of the words changed to reflect the times.

Chris Bailey of the Saints

After the show, I talked to Chris Bailey and members of the Saints. Found out they were in Austin for Fun Fun Fest and they’re touring the US to promote their new boxed set! I only own their 1988 release Prodigal Son which had a single used for the Yahoo Serious movie Young Einstein and I always wanted more stuff but it was impossible to find in the States. Chris didn’t find any of my questions dumb either which was nice, mainly about how much of a boost did the movie give him. He dovetailed it with some odd success he had in Bolivia even though he’s never set foot in that country. He also elaborated on how the Saints are “related” to the Damned according to the Pete Frame diagram (it’s what got me interested in his music). I mentioned how Jon Moss of Culture Club was indirectly part of the Damned tree too. Chris laughed and jokingly stated he took no responsibility for that act.

My perseverance was eventually rewarded with a brief personal audience with Johnette. She was a bit tipsy by then, courtesy of the free wine from the Cafe’s bar (so is the life of rock stars). I asked her if she remembered the Peoria 1993 show (see the fifth paragraph). Johnette said her memory is a bit hazy since it was a long time ago. I told her I had to say thanks for flipping the drunk off. Her public humiliation of the drunk jerk got him to behave for the rest of the evening. Then I asked if she was related to the Democratic governor of Arizona, Janet Napolitano. She gave a funnier response of no, but if she is ever pulled over by the cops, she will say she is. Johnette gladly signed my CD and insisted on having our picture taken under the star symbol since it had a conspiratorial look to it, a hint of the Bush’s secret cabal. Finally, she let me know how much she loves the iPhone someone gave to her for her birthday (she spotted my Apple badge in my backpack).

A great experience and memory to add to how much I love Walking in London and the what it evokes from 15 years ago. I hope her tour is successful as it has been eventful.

Postscript: Sorry this was late. Saturday was crazy and I couldn’t complete the story thanks to misroutes followed by other plans.

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