Apple breaks the 5% barrier

Who knows if it’s the switch to Intel processors. Who knows if it’s the Boot Camp ability to run Windows XP directly on a Mac. Who knows if it’s the maturity of Mac OS X. Who knows if it’s the halo effect of the iPod. But if the press release about Apple’s profits for the last quarter are to be believed, then it’s nice to have 6.1% of the market share while being the #4 computer brand. Meanwhile Dell has declined in sales.

Is it a trend to come? Too soon to say but it does feel better after working there ten years ago when Apple was put on life support.

Now on to 10% market share.

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Week Two of NHL 2006-07

I’ll hit off with a bit of great news about a Gordie Howe movie. I stumbled upon through the ESPN widget. Even if it’s about his days with the WHA and produced by the Ally McBeal people, it will be cool. And let’s also hear it for Mats Sundin’s 500th goal and Brendan Shanahan’s 600th.

Meanwhile, the Flyers have remained winless since defeating the Islanders. Last night’s complete butt kicking by the Sabres (again); a 9-1 rout, was incredibly humiliating, especially for goalie Robert Esche since the Buffalo fans are still bitter over him going to the Olympics over their guy Ryan Miller. It didn’t matter anyway, the US team was terrible in every position and Esche barely played. So my Flyers are hitting rock bottom now. They’re last in the Atlantic Division. I really doubt they’ll be in the playoffs and they’ve become a one-line team. Until Jeff Carter scored their only goal, eight of their 11 total goals have come from the Forsberg-Gagne-Knuble line. Nice job Bobby Clarke, didn’t get any offense worth a damn in with these trades this Summer, just aging has-beens like Geoff Sanderson and Petr Nedved. Something has happened to the young guys Carter, Richards and Umberger. They’re totally cold. This Calder guy we traded Chicago for Handzus has proven to be a complete gyp. Obviously Clarke didn’t learn his lesson regarding Chicago’s fire sales with Zhamnov (left the NHL) and Ellison (he’s lucky to be playing for the Phantoms). I have no idea what’s gonna’ have to give for this to turn around. Trades? Too soon. Firings? They just signed Hitchcock to an extension and I don’t think it’s his fault. Meetings? Those are just as useless in sports as they are in the business world I live in; after a while, they’re pointless. I’m just glad I don’t live in Philly. The screaming and complaining would be as unbearable as I remember it was back in Milwaukee over the Packers and every Chicago team. Count on the Cheesesteak of Suffering to rack up another 500 days. Meanwhile, I’m not faring much better in EA’s NHL ’06. I know it’s last year’s game but I need to play it before I upgrade for the current lineups.

The Coyotes, my other favorite NHL team due to geography and JR, have fared slightly better, finally breaking their losing skid over the Blues on an untelevised game the same night. They too suffered a 9-2 thrashing at the hands of the Red Wings who are showing that they won’t be going away quietly as they age. This thumping has given me pause to revise my prediction of their playoff goal. However, I will give them more time because expectations aren’t high yet and we’re only in the first dozen games of the season.

Update, Oct. 19, 2006: Seems that the Flyers’ management team felt my griping along with that of thousands of other fans in Philly. Shortly after I posted this tale, the EPSN widget showed a news flash of Clarke putting Nedved, Dimitrakos and Baumgartner (more like Bum-gartner) on waivers. According to the beat reporters in Philly, this may only be the beginning. Good, because I would put Calder, Hatcher and Gauthier on the short list too.

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The 118th Element, not starring Bruce Willis

This caught my interest yesterday.

I had no idea scientists were bothering to “find” or “discover” more elements beyond, I don’t know, Californium, since everything after Plutonium is radioactive; actually Neptunium, but for the more accurate list, see a periodic table. Anyway, the article reads as if this new 118th element is for real because the last time it turned out to be a fraud. My only annoyance with the article is the lack of explanation as to what the practical application of this element may be.

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Scott leaving Kenny’s Coffee Company

I received the news indirectly yesterday but followed up with Kenny himself to make sure it wasn’t an ugly rumor. Sadly, Scott, who has been the number two guy for years (and I believe he was also Kenny’s first employee), is resigning from the company. He plans on moving farther south to a part of Texas everyone here calls “The Valley” which is south of Austin, west of San Antonio and pretty close to Mexico. This will put his wife and three daughters closer to his in-laws. Scott’s departure is on friendly terms with Kenny yet I’m still saddened. I’ve known Scott for six years so he’s become a type of relative to me. Many of the co-workers who have come and gone usually found him irritating. To me, he is a Felix type personified, countering Kenny’s Oscar (trust me, they’re polar opposites when operating the espresso machine during a rush). Once I got to know him and his facade of “Felix” lifted because I listened to what he had to say, I always dismissed the others’ criticisms of Scott as whining since those people were upset over him making them actually work.

Scott won’t be leaving Austin immediately which will give me some time to wish him a fond farewell and to thank him for all the nice things he has said to me; regarding the Round Rock store, “Steven, you rule Sundays;” and how he enjoyed catering at Apple plus the Bugs Bunny candy dispenser he gave me for my birthday.

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Happy Birthday Helen!

I went on and on at great length about my friend Helen way back in August over the 20th anniversary of us meeting for the first time. But today is her birthday. Her age? As always, it’s impolite to disclose a woman’s age, you’ll have to ask her. I’m sure Helen’s birthday will be eventful as her two sons (TJ age 7 and Jack age 5) have something pretty nice planned with a generous amount of assistance from their dad, Paul.

Meanwhile, according the History Channel’s website, Helen’s birthday is quite an eventful day for the world. She shares her birthday with Dwight Eisenhower and designer Ralph Lauren. May explain Helen’s strong sense of style and good taste but I’ve never known her to like polo, golf or Mamie. Show business birthdays are a mixed bag with Roger Moore (the third James Bond and the first Saint), UK pop star Cliff Richard (most people here would know him from being the butt of jokes on the BritCom The Young Ones), Magician-Comedian Harry Anderson and genre actress Lori Petty (star of Tank Girl, Livewire from the Superman cartoon and an alien on an episode of Star Trek:Voyager).

Nine hundred and forty years ago, William the Conqueror’s forces defeated King Harold II’s army at the Battle of Hastings (actually seven miles away from the city) which ended Anglo-Saxon rule over England and began the Norman period. Gradually the Norman French of the royal court would mix with the Anglo-Saxon tongue of the “native” residents to become modern English.

Nine centuries later, Edward Noble buys NBC’s blue network to form ABC in 1943. ABC is now the centerpiece of Disney’s media empire which extends into ESPN and ABC Family. It was the network to watch when Helen and I were kids in the Seventies with Happy Days, Welcome Back Kotter, Mork & Mindy, Starsky & Hutch and Taxi. Hard to believe the network also showed “controversial” programs such as Soap and SWAT. Pretty tame thanks to Fox, HBO and Showtime’s content today.

The coolest event on Helen’s birthday is US Air Force pilot Chuck Yeager becoming the first person to break the sound barrier in an experimental rocket plane circa 1947. Sadly, it was kept a secret for almost a year, deferring his fame until the movie version of Wolfe’s book The Right Stuff hit theaters in 1983.

Martin Luther King, Jr. is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1964 while Soviet leader Nikita Kruschev is ousted from power. Contrary to popular myth, Kruschev did not get the boot over the Cuban Missile Crisis because the Soviet Union gained something they wanted in the settlement but kept quiet about it at JFK’s request; the removal of outdated missiles pointed at them from Turkey and Italy. The blustery Kruschev lost his gig over a failed irrigation project that cost a fortune. That’s one of the nuggets of trivia I remembered from our Marquette history professor Father Donnelly.

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An iPod that matches this site’s current color scheme, RED

Gotta’ admit, the red color is a first for the iPod and it’s pretty cool. I don’t know much about the whole “project” business but if it’s something involving Bono, I stop listening because it tends to be blather (or is it blarney due to his “Irish” nature). The upside is that it’s only 4 GB so you’re not obligated to put the entire U2 catalog on it. Now if Apple could get those impressive metal colors integrated into the MacBook Pro and Mac Pro, they would be really impressive. Computers coming in colors other than black, silver and white must be on the rise since Dell is trying to be hip through its acquisition of Alienware.

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Major Tom comes to Bikini Bottom

Don’t know how I missed out on this little bit of David Bowie news yesterday. I think it’s awesome that the Thin White Duke will be on a new episode of Spongebob. I only wish he could have (or maybe, would have) been the voice of himself for his brief cameos on The Venture Brothers. According to imdb.com, this isn’t Bowie’s first cartoon. He has done narration and he will be in some uninteresting looking Christmas release. Why have I judged it already? Anything with Madonna as a main character automatically gets my disdain. Okay, I may give it a try because Bowie is the villain and Luc Besson directed it.

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Happy 81st Birthday Elmore Leonard

I’ve only read one of his books, Cuba Libre, but I must tip my hat to him because he has influenced other writers I have read at greater length, namely Carl Hiassen and (indirectly) James Ellroy: Hiassen for the cruel humor; Ellroy for “colorful” language. I could be wrong but that’s how I see Leonard’s influence in those two. Most people are more familiar with his books being turned into movies recently: Get Shorty, Be Cool, Out of Sight, Touch and Rum Punch which Tarantino tweaked into Jackie Brown with Leonard’s approval.

Originally, he started out writing Westerns back in the Fifties when that was the preferred fiction of Hollywood, TV and the public at large. He switched over to modern-day crime stories with his anti-heroes having a heart of gold later on his career; see Chili Palmer and Jack Foley.

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Week One of NHL 2006-07

It’s going to be a long season. My team was off to an awful start with the four-zip drubbing they got at the opening from Pittsburgh. Really sad. Good thing the game was in Pittsburgh, otherwise the infamous Philly crowd would’ve been boo’ing and throwing objects at Forsberg, Hitchcock, and anyone else with the big P on their chest. The next game was lost in a 13-round shoot-out to the Rangers; equally disappointing since the Flyers couldn’t maintain the lead. Despite their clear victory over the Rangers in the Garden, I may be changing my prediction to the Flyers not even making the playoffs thanks to their lack of chemistry on the rink.

Phoenix’s opening over the Islanders was much, much better. Their loss to Anaheim and Columbus the other nights stunk. I think the ‘Yotes will be decent and will achieve their immediate goal of appearing in the playoffs. Everything after that will be gravy.

Elsewhere? Not this week.

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Car conks out in morning rush-hour traffic

Pardon me in advance if my mood in future articles feels a bit terse, irked or just generally angrier than it should (my goal is this place should be about positive and cool things to point out). My car decided to freak out on the way to work. The engine died a horrible death on the bottleneck intersection of Thermal and Wells Branch. Yes, I was that guy with the dead car flashing its blinkers, in the rain. Cell phone to the rescue to wake up Somara to come get me, escort my car (it did start again, then conked out twice more) as it hobbled down to my mechanic’s place. Toby may be able to see what’s eating it today. Theories vary from water getting up into areas it shouldn’t (Somara’s), belts slipping which explains the burning smell (Toby) and a dirty distributor cap (co-worker Tony, who knows his cars too).

Meanwhile, I’m stuck spending $40/day on a rental car since I can’t take time off from work for this nor do I want to affect my wife’s mobility. She normally doesn’t work on Wednesdays but it wouldn’t be fair to strand her when there may be an appointment she’d want to keep. What is the rental car? Some blue GM Aveo. I guess it’s a successor to their horrible Aspire or Alero vehicles. My VW blew them away on mileage and horsepower. I think a ride-on mower could beat those cars. The Aveo is better yet it has the same problem I have with all rental cars, the seat is too high. I feel like Herman Munster as the top of my head is about to bust through the ceiling.

Update, Oct. 11, 2006: Got off the phone this afternoon with my mechanic Toby. So far it’s running just fine which seems to validate Tony’s distributor-cap theory. Well, at least Toby can tackle the airbag situation.

Update, Oct. 13, 2006: Well, Toby had a family emergency as of Thursday, thus the car is in the shop until Monday at best. I get to keep renting the blue Aveo at $40/day. Seems like I’ll be volunteering to drive as much as possible.

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Happy Sixth Birthday Chance!

Yes…Chance. Chance Payton Bryant, my friend Steve Bryant’s son. You have to admit, the kid has a memorable name because who hasn’t played Monopoply. Heck, McDonald’s is doing their annual collect-the-stickers game again, coincidence?

I have only met the little guy twice. The first time was in 2001 with my grandmother’s terminal illness and funeral. He was still a baby then. Not much interaction between the two of us, other than me singing Broadway show tunes calm him down. What could I do, he was a bit upset with me holding him and I instinctively went with “My Defenses Are Down” from Annie Get Your Gun. It certainly drew chuckles from his parents Steve and Patty; a joke explained by Nathan Lane on another day. Our next meeting was at Rad and Kim’s wedding in 2002 which was an awesome weekend in Phoenix. He’d grown a whole lot. Pretty big for a kid over two, then again, I’m no expert on child development. Chance certainly did prove I’m definitely not a patient adult neither. There was no ugly scene or confrontation. I just demonstrated how I’m pretty ignorant on the behavior of children underoing the terrible twos. I have to applaud Steve and Patti responding in unison to my question of who’s really in charge, “he is,” they said.

I’m sure he’s a totally different person these days if I’m living proof. My parents said I was pretty good growing up as they lectured me about what an antichrist I had become from grade school on. Despite the divorce that followed between Steve and Patty, I think Chance has a cool set of parents to raise him. Patty? I’m sure she’s still a diehard vegetarian, can teach him all about insurance through her gig at State Farm and other things I don’t know right now (we weren’t very close). Steve on the other hand, we go back to 1991 so I know Chance will be knowledgeable about superheroes, art, music, cool movies of all genres and clever jokes. The next meeting with Chance and me will hopefully be here in Austin should I find a way to get Steve down here as a business expense with his comic book career.

Oh, the Payton part of his middle name? Yes, he is named after Walter Payton of the Chicago Bears. His father is a big Bears fan. Steve must’ve been able to out negotiate Henry Kissinger to have Patty agree to that one, unless she’s equally fanatical.

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I need this Gaming table!

The Ultimate Gaming Table

…but a bigger house would probably be necessary. And something to keep the cats off it as the pictures show.

However, there’s a link somewhere on the site where I can e-mail the builder(s) about blueprints on how to build one. He said it cost $600 to make and his isn’t for sale. I would also agree that if a company built this for a profit, they’d probably charge at least $2000 for it. Now to improve my handyman skills beyond the flashlight holding my old man taught me.

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My parents in Apex, NC are OK

I heard the news on NPR Friday morning and e-mailed my brother (the ‘rents and I haven’t been speaking since July 2003). He said they’re okay, oddly my mother was the last person hanging out in the neighborhood. Over 23 years ago, Mom, Brian and I went north to Madisonville, TX when Hurricane Alisha hit Houston. Being Midwesterners, we didn’t need much convincing to flee the area. Anyway, Brian had to tell her to get going despite the bullshit message from the authorities saying the chemical cloud shouldn’t be “too toxic.” I only hope they won’t have long-term health problems later and their house will not need to be hosed down.

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Happy 42nd Birthday Matthew Sweet

The original color theme I was going to do for the Picayune would’ve been based on his 40th birthday, but I goofed up on the dates (just like I did with Lazz, I sense a pattern developing). Turns out Matthew Sweet is 42 today. Fortunately I discovered this back in September during my research, good ol’ AllMusic.com.

Here’s to the only great person I personally feel ever came out of Nebraska after Johnny Carson and Fred Astaire.

I never miss a chance to attend one of his concerts when he comes to Austin. If it’s SXSW, depends. This Spring, I toughed it out with the crowd, lousy weather and the stench of out-of-town hipsters and poseurs, just for a half-hour set of him and Susanna Hoffs. Past performances have been much more memorable such as the first time I actually saw him play at SXSW in 1995 followed by his return in the Fall at Liberty Lunch. I then caught him both times in 1997 (pre-album release in January, and the official tour in June). His last real concert in Austin was 2000 at La Zona Rosa which will always be my favorite. Somara scored a guitar pick which he yelled at some kid to let her have and I got to talk to him for a few minutes on his tour bus. The autographed poster has been in my personal office ever since we moved in.

Although his first album debuted 20 years ago on Columbia, it went unnoticed by everyone, including me. Same for his second on A&M but I did have the single “Vertigo” from it thanks to my internship at WQFM (a defunct rock station in Milwaukee). A very unusual song too because it has members of Trip Shakespeare (the band Dan Wilson and John Munson were in before Semisonic). Like everyone else, I really got into Matthew thanks to his third and very personal album Girlfriend in 1992 (released in 1991). It remains one of the best Power Pop albums of the Nineties to this day. More followed yet his short-lived popularity waned with the masses as they pursued less intelligent fare as the Nineties gave way to the rather bleak 2000s; could someone still explain to me why Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have careers, let alone the dorks from American Idol? Despite his lack of airplay, Sweet still manages to be tapped for tributes to Ray Davies (Kinks), Big Star, Paul McCartney and even the high-school movies of the Eighties. Throw in all the originals he has done for soundtracks and one day, he is going to have one helluva’ boxed set.

I know this plug for his birthday is rather late in the day yet humor me and him. This weekend, check out the other tracks on his “popular” albums Girlfriend, Altered Beast and 100% Fun. If they’re heard on XM’s Fred, Lucy, Ethel or the Nineties and every other lameass “Alternative” station’s lunchtime flashback show, they don’t count. I recommend these “Holy War,” “Evangeline,” “Looking at the Sun,” “Someone to Pull the Trigger,” Reaching Out,” “Knowing People,” “We’re the Same,” “Get Older,” and “Come to Love.” Should you have the opportunity to listen to his earlier two albums or the later six (including being a member of the Thorns and this year’s duo tribute with Susanna Hoffs), give them a try, I think you’ll be impressed.

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Happy Birthday Lazz!

I can’t draw nor do anything as cool as my friend Lazz, but it’s his birthday and I would like to share with the world, okay, my other friends who read this site (knock on wood). Lazz, sorry, your package, a surprise, is obviously late since I’m easily distracted with Vegas on the brain (56 days to go) plus the first few days of a new month always can catch me off guard.

Lazz, whose name is Rob Lazaaretti, is a friend I made 14 years ago back at GDW. His career after GDW has been more illustrous than mine when it comes to art and gaming. He deserves it too. Lazz took the mundane job of making maps and turned it into an art. That was why TSR recruited him away from the terminally ill GDW. Last time we spoke, he is booked for a year doing maps for Dungeon and numerous other freelance work.

Our friendship hasn’t always been about GDW past and present. We’ve had many conversations about music, Macs, the ladies and others. Hopefully, the wife and I will get him and his family to visit us in Austin. I would like to see Seattle where he lives too.

Update, Oct. 5, 2006: I stupidly jumped the gun and made my friend a day older. I didn’t discover this until last night when I was actually paying attention to my Now Up2Date calendar. I don’t think he’d mind any pre-mature notice or greetings.

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