2006-7 Season kicks off tonight

And so begins the latest season of the NHL tonight. My favorite teams aren’t playing though, that will be tomorrow.

Here are my predictions too.

Flyers: Although I’m stoked about them coming to Dallas this season (March 2007), they are going to be mediocre all season as the matters I’ve griped about will remain a problem. They will be knocked out in the first round of the playoffs.

Coyotes: My other favorite team, long before Gretzky and JR joined them. There was some more serious rebuilding over the Summer. They’re a bit long in the tooth with the veterans and their farm team in the AHL, the San Antonio Rampage, isn’t very good when I’ve watched them play. However, the goal for them this year is to stay healthy, score more goals and make the first round of the playoffs. Anything more is gravy. My other hope will be Roenick fitting in really well with them and regaining his lead over Dallas Stars’ Mike Modano on beating Joey Mullen’s 502 goal record.

The Divisions: The Atlantic will go to New Jersey again, Southeast I don’t know nor do I care but there will be no Carolina two-peat and the Northeast seems like a sure thing for Buffalo with Boston making it close. For the Pacific I think San José can do it because the others are weaker, Nashville will only take the Central due to Detroit’s aging and finally the Northwest is probably going to Calgary due to the decay of the other contenders and Edmonton’s liquidation. In the end, I won’t predict the Stanley Cup match up since the division winners felt pretty cloudy on half of them. Check with me again at the All-Star Break in Dallas.

I’m not taking any chances though, I’ll still put down $10 on the Flyers to win it all since the Venetian will probably give me higher than 2004’s 14-1 against odds.

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OJ beat the murder rap 11 years ago

I have a Futurama calendar at work that lists pretty interesting birthdays. Nothing really grabbed my attention other than Gwen Stefani (37 today) since she is indirectly tied to Matt Groening through her brother, Eric Stefani. So I went by the History Channel’s site and saw this being the anniversary of OJ Simpson being acquitted of the murder of two people. It was rather eventful at work because I remember the phone queues dropping to zero, minutes before the reading of the verdict. The lines remained quiet for a few more after that. I was at lunch when it happened (I used to have the crummy 10 AM-to-close shift). People I knew who were on at the time said it was like standing in the eye of a hurricane. Pretty creepy.

I think the Juice is still trying to “find” the real killers. Guess he’s having no luck with them hiding out at the various golf courses in the LA area.

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Money makes the Fantasy World go ’round

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Last week, the online store for my favorite non-WOTC D&D page, EN World, was selling a PDF of money cards. This eliminates the bookkeeping of the money in the game was the seller’s argument and for a mere $6.95 I could download it for my own usage. Not a bad idea really since visual props for D&D are nice. If they help make the game flow better, that’s always an enhancement I favor. But I used to be a typesetter for kinko’s and GDW plus I spent over $200 on the latest version of QuarkXpress so I chose to do this myself. I had a disagreement with their example anyway, there were no weights with the denominations of coins. Yes, I know. D&D is just a game so “realism” is a waste of time when it’s an abstract system trying to make the Fantasy genre tangible through dice, paper and miniatures. Yet letting the heroes stroll around with thousands of coins as if the total weight were equal to my ATM/Debit card is rather lame. Now the weights of that many gold pieces is present to save time. I hope it works out. I guess I’ll see at the next session, everyone’s health and unpredictable children permitting.

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Tinkerbell Birthday Cake

Somara completed this beauty on Saturday morning for a co-worker of mine. He wanted something very nice for his wife who also is a Tinkerbell fan. Thankfully Somara’s HEB had the appropriate Disney props. I didn’t get to have a sample of this one. I will be happier if this cake went over well with the partygoers and the co-worker felt is was money well spent.

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Why the PowerComputing Colors?

Why now when the Tenth Anniversary of working there was really the day after Labor Day (September 1996)? Obviously my house’s Fifth Anniversary was more important, more pleasant and probably won’t end bitterly like PowerComputing (PCC) did.

I decided that making a quick tribute to several of the people there who really made a difference in my life was fitting and overdue. With enough time and effort, I could’ve pushed my brain harder to come up with a strong, non-Halloweenish theme (colors, banner, etc.) but when I thought of these people, my mind was set.

After working at PowerComputing for a month, I had gained some momentum on and off the phone. The year I had spent with Apple was just mainly handling PowerBook calls and it told me the general nature of tech support. It was nothing very challenging or more importantly, career developing. I originally had the mindset of PCC being something I’d do for a year, then move on. As I told some friends, I had just left McDonald’s (Apple) for Wendy’s (PCC), only this McJob gave me health insurance and a 401k. Turned out there were some people at PCC trying to prove Apple wrong about some of Cupertino’s ingrained assumptions. As one trainer quoted a customer, “We love Apple’s products, we just hate dealing with you.” Other matters PCC tackled while Apple wouldn’t were customizations of the systems at the factory a la Dell, assisting customers on the phone with hardware repairs and longer tech support hours with limited weekend help. These are now just assumed since 2001.

But PCC’s “revolutionary” practices weren’t enough, it were these people I worked with who really changed my opinion of the company until the Revocation in 1997.

Rob Fedson: I only knew him from a couple conversations at Apple and he landed a sales job I applied for (no hard feelings from it though). Rob jumped at the chance to be the manager of a tech support team around the time I came aboard, PCC was expanding rapidly. He became my boss shortly after he was brought up to speed. Rob really pushed on my abilities and raised my confidence on the technical aspects. At Apple, the PowerBook team had immense talent I didn’t feel I could compete with, thus I could only take calls, not much else. PCC was practically building from the ground up, so here was a chance to make a difference and participate in entry-level QA (Quality Assurance). Rob went on to run PCC’s training department, then rejoined Apple doing similar work until he was org’d out this Spring. However, he landed on his feet within a couple months as director of the Austin branch of the Media Tech Institute.

Kris Lawley: She came aboard around this time, give or take a month, but I didn’t really work with her much until early 1997. Kris originally handled PCC’s on-site repair vendor and then had to handle its outsourcing. At least in the Nineties, no one considered sending the calls to India but more often they did go to parts of the US many considered Third World locations. I still am a huge opponent of outsourcing (legacy products is all I will capitulate on) yet while working with Kris, I had a positive effect. I couldn’t stop the bad decisions to use 1-800 Service Partners or Softbank but I could hold their feet to the fire instead by pointing out the poor quality of their work which resulted in them having to shape up. The ugly truth is that companies specializing in this will always cut corners. Thus the other beneficial thing Kris helped me with was showing the suits why our employees did a better job and saved money despite having higher salaries. She and Rob were instrumental in me getting to live in Las Vegas for four weeks too! Kris was one of the last people to stay and lock the door when PCC folded. Then Apple practically begged her to come back. She returned after they set her up new position in Austin. I recall her wearing many different hats until she left in 2005. Last time I ran into her, relaxing was the only thing on her day planner. We’ve been good friends on and off (I don’t see her much lately, there was never any falling out). Other than the PCC matters, I will never ever be able to repay her for being instrumental in my return to Austin in 1998.

Bill Bova: He was a co-worker that joined PCC in the Spring of 1997. I then got to know him better after all four tech support teams were reunited in the PowerMart, a former Wal-Mart building that became the company’s final resting place. We actually became better friends during my time in exile in North Carolina. When I returned to Austin, we would occasionally hang out, namely going to movies. Bill even tried to interest me in a gig with UT’s IT department. I sadly had to turn it down because Apple would’ve been more money, something I needed urgently then. We were even roommates for three months near Wells Branch. I won’t go into the circumstances why he needed a roommate. Despite the brief housing arrangements, we remained friends and I would say he was one of the most frictionless roomies in history. Lately, his online presence has diminished but I think he’ll try his blog sometime soon.

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The Black Dahlia: If You’ve Got Nothing Better to do

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This movie wasn’t going to make anyone happy for two immediate reasons: James Ellroy’s novels are practically impossible to translate to film; and practically all film critics have a chip on their shoulder with Brian De Palma from the reviews I’ve read over the years. At least the ending credits quickly explain to the audience that the infamous murder really happened but it has never been solved. If you’ve followed James Ellroy’s books, you already knew. My immediate opinion? This movie could’ve been much worse given the difficulty of the source material and the director’s reputation. Hence the designation in the headline. On to the crux of this review.

Josh Hartnett is Officer Dwight “Bucky” Bleichert, a relatively good cop (by LA and Ellroy standards), who gets sucked into the cesspool of crime, compromises of conscience and corruption thanks to Sgt. Lee Blanchard (Aaron Eckhart, one of the best actors to play a dirty cop). The movie sets the tone quickly with a flashback of their first meeting during the Zoot Suit Riots after WWII in which the LAPD doesn’t quell the the fighting; the took bets on the outcome with the military’s MPs. Anyway, Lee befriends Bucky, convinces him to participate in a publicity stunt that gets public opinion to vote favorably on a bond for the LAPD. In return, the District Attorney’s office (run by Ellis Loew from LA Confidential) rewards the duo by promoting them to the Warrants division and they’re made partners. Bucky can tell Lee isn’t on the level: he lives in a very nice house for a sargeant’s pay, he put his “girlfriend” Kay (Scarlett Johansson in a rather flat performance) through college and he’s friends with associates of Mickey Cohen (LA’s head of Organized Crime). No serious offenses are being committed so Bucky doesn’t let it worry him, besides, he feels obligated to Lee for all he has gained as 1946 becomes 1947.

Other than the love triangle forming between Kay, Bucky and Lee, life is pretty sweet until the brutal murder of Elizabeth Short, aka The Black Dahlia (the name given by the papers since she resembled the actress in Blue Dahlia). The two cops are moved from Warrants to Homicide due to Lee’s clout with the DA. Why? The corpse was found near another crime they were investigating and secondly, Lee never misses an opportunity to raise his prestige in the LAPD. From there on, everybody’s world slowly unravels as Bucky’s investigation reveals how Short’s murder is only a fraction of a larger conspiracy.

If you’re expecting a repeat of LA Confidential, you’ll be disappointed. This movie is shown from the perspective of Bucky, not through the shifting of the three main characters like Ellroy’s novels. But I’ve never read this book so I don’t know how Ellroy wrote it. The revelations of who killed Short, why she was killed and everything else Bucky resolves feel contrived and rushed too. This would have worked out better as a mini-series. Ellroy always has subplots going on with his characters that film can’t capture well due to the time constraints. Otherwise, reading the original novel will probably capture the story and perspective better since Hollywood just can’t recapture its original film noir period.

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In Vegas last year on this day, wish I was there now

Only 62 days remain before Somara and me are in Las Vegas for vacation (it’s also a belated birthday present for her). However, I’m now reminiscing about the time I was there on this day last year. What a trip and great time it was. Still hotter than blazes every day José, Glenn and I were there.

I always learn something new about staying in the city of Lost Wages. In 1997 it was “set aside a certain amount of money for gambling and already consider it lost.” I only dropped $30 during the four weeks I was living out of a hotel that year but I could’ve enjoyed the gambling more if I had the better attitude with the money. At least I know I will never have an addiction because I get irked when I’ve lost enough times. In 2003 it was how useful cell phones are since not everyone stayed at the same hotel and coordinating everyone for a meal or entertainment goes more smoothly. In 2005 it was “location matters and the monorail isn’t for immediate transportation.”

We’ll be there at the end of November, so I think the 2006 lesson will be to dress warmly.

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The Simpsons Eighth Season DVD

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I know, I know. The Eighth Season has been out for six weeks but I had to watch all 25 episodes and then repeat the viewing process with the commentaries on. When it comes to the commentary track though, The Simpsons crew definitely have raised the standard. Usually I don’t bother with other shows because it’s an ego trip filled with boring blathering or it’s rather uninteresting (The Venture Brothers were disappointing). They also expanded upon having the guest stars participating: in the Seventh Season there was Jeff Goldblum for “A Fish Called Selma;” for the Eighth there’s John Waters, Dave Thomas, Alex Rocco and Kelsey Grammer (maybe the last two don’t count since they play recurring characters every couple of years).

Sadly, this was the last season run by the duo of Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. They were the first fans of the show to become writers and then executive producers (show runners). Their vision for every year was one Sideshow Bob episode (“Brother from Another Series” with David Hyde Pierce), one Halloween episode (“Treehouse of Horror VII”), one that pushed the limits of what was established in the past (“The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase” which removed the fourth wall), and the remainder covering the various family members or the people around them. When you listen to all the naysaying about current episodes, you frequently hear that this was one of the last good seasons. I don’t agree but I’m not going to waste the electrons over what’s on Fox right now since we don’t receive the local channels on Dish, intentionally. I do agree about the Eighth Season being one of the best because whenever I catch The Simpsons in syndication, it’s often a rerun from this time period. The DVDs definitely breathe new life into the reruns. For example, I was so sick of “Bart after Dark” thanks to syndication showing it frequently and the two minutes the additional commercials trimmed off. Now I could enjoy it more as my memory got jogged over the missing parts while the commentary explained why the writers chose voice actress Tress MacNeille over a famous celebrity for the role of Belle.

What about the extras? I don’t think they really did any commercials at the time so those are lacking. There is another language showcase on the fourth disc including what the characters sound like in Parisian French (even more unintelligble than “standard” French). The looping segments that cycle while you decide on what to play are awesome as always and short segments of Matt with the directors and illustrators explaining the technical aspects of scenes by illustrating over them while it happens.

This is a no brainer purchase for fans. To the casual viewer it’s still a good buy because this season was ten years ago. As The Simpsons enters its 18th season on Fox, there are hordes of kids and teenagers (namely my nephews, nieces, friends’ kids and coffee shop patrons) who have never seen these. Some might require an explanation for the dated jokes involving the Fan Man or why is the Poochie Rap so “old school.” But this DVD set continues the strong tradition of solid releases from Matt Groening and the writers who’ve worked with him.

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Happy Birthday Somara!

Today is her birthday. Which? That you’ll have to ask her because I enjoy being married to Somara and I would like to die of old age, not a punch to the face for revealing it all over the Internet. You are free to wish her a happy birthday either by e-mail directly or indirectly (send it to me, I’ll forward it).

I am posting now since we’ll be running around Austin taking care of errands near downtown (namely in the Sixth & Lamar area) and the day will be concluded with dinner at her parents’ house in Georgetown. The In-Laws live in the Republican-Homophobe Central part of Texas but at least it’s a free meal and I can entertain the nephews who are there. Maybe their dad will bring over their PS2 and we’ll take turns jamming on Guitar Hero.

What did I get her? A new blue iPod Nano to replace her agining four-year-old iPod (Second Generation from 2002). The old iPod worked fine, I just wanted to upgrade her. I’ll tell you the rest in an update, I don’t want to spoil the rest of the surprise as she already knows she’s receiving the Nano.

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The Great One visits San Antonio

JR warming up with the crowd and teams

JR warming up with the crowd and teams

With Friday being the first official day of Autumn, it means that hockey season starts in a couple weeks! The Phoenix Coyotes got everyone in San Antonio (and nearby) fired up by bringing the Great One (Wayne Gretzky) to the Alamo City with the team he will be coaching this season for some training-camp action. Works out pretty well because the best players go back to Phoenix to be with the Coyotes and the ones who were close will remain in San Antonio with the Rampage. There’s hope for them since they’re the first picks to be sent to Phoenix when someone on the Coyotes is moved to the injured reserve list or his play stinks. As for the remaining players it’s either back to Phoenix with the Roadrunners or Laredo with the Bucks.

It was an exciting time for me. I had been looking forward to this event weeks in advance, especially when Roenick signed with the Coyotes this Summer (a one year contract at the bargain price of $1.2 million, trying to pull off what Selane did with the Ducks). It’s also more expensive and a longer drive to see the Dallas Stars play up north. Besides Roenick, Phoenix also has a short list of players I like yet I’ll spare my readers from spouting off their names, it results in a puzzled look from most Texans too. My friend Jeremy tagged along because he’s the only other hockey fan I knew who’d enjoy this game, even if it isn’t his team.

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JR in the Box so his team can practice 5-on-3 defense

As for the game, it turned into a scrimmage by the second period. Now I didn’t expect a real, hard-hitting, full-blown NHL or AHL-level match. The players and coaches are still in pre-season camp so the last thing anybody wants are injuries. What I was bummed about was how they stopped playing an actual game and shifted over to doing practice exercises: power-play situations, being short-handed two players and four-on-four until someone scored. Disappointment aside, the tickets were only $24 for awesome seats: two rows behind the penalty box. The positive easily outweighed my nitpicking too: the majority of the big-name players were declared being on the San Antonio Rampage (wearing the white jerseys) while the obvious, AHL-level guys were labeled the Coyotes (wearing the reddish jerseys). There were also several NHL’ers amongst the Coyotes to keep it from being a lopsided match so the AHL guys were ahead by two goals at the end of the first period. I wouldn’t read much into such play though, it’s only camp. When the puck drops on October 4, every game will matter until April 2007.

Gretzky with the yellow tie talking to his asst Ulf Samuelsson

Gretzky with the yellow tie talking to Ulf Samuelsson

Personally, I think Phoenix stands a solid chance of returning to the playoffs for the first time in seven years. Can they go all the way to the Stanley Cup? Probably not. Smart money in the West is still San Jose or Detroit these days plus Nashville and Anaheim as the true spoilers. How does the Rampage look? They have some names I recognize. Sadly, several of them are players who couldn’t hack it for the Flyers which fuels my doubts of an AHL playoff appearance next Spring. I’ll still try to make a game or two to support them. The owner seems more sincere about making a serious go with professional hockey in San Antonio.

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Happy Belated Birthday to Garrett

Better late than never. I have been pretty exhausted lately, especially with my falling asleep shortly after I came home last night.

So a belated happy birthday to my friend, former co-worker and former roommate Garrett. According to him during our conversation this Summer, he should be living in Virginia with his girlfriend who’s a Philosophy professor. He’s a smart guy, I know he’ll have a job out there in no time.

As roommates, I think we did okay, especially for being co-workers at Apple. Living with him was pretty cool most of the time. I probably drove him crazy with my taste for the Smooth Jazz station on the cable playing through the stereo. Somara and I tried not to be an intrusive presence like people can be in the college dorms. The day he decided shave his head was rather puzzling. I came home to find all this hair on the patio of the apartment only to see him arrive later, bald as a cue ball.

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Democracy (In)Action or mini C-Span II

I received an e-mail from one of my Liberal mailing lists telling me that FCC Commissioner Jonathan Adelstein (one of the two Democrats) would be in Austin to hear public comment on the new ownership rules being reconsidered after the courts threw out the 2003 plan. I like to gripe about Clear Channel ruining radio; I’m concerned about Net Neutrality; and I’m irked on how Time Warner forces their ads on its customers which are as flawed as Sen. Ted Stevens’ ignorant diatribe. However, I would listen to what Adelstein had to say, what the panel had to say and see if the level of discourse would be constructive. If I got the chance to ask a question, it would be about Net Neutrality which is my main concern because TV and radio are lost causes. As the cliché goes, the genie is out of the bottle and it can’t be put back in legally or peacefully, especially in these times.

Other than the lady from the Writers Guild of America stating how broadcast media is slaughtering the news through cutbacks in staffing, self-censorship and dumbing down the content with entertainment news as lead stories. The rest of the evening was Hispanic people bitching and moaning over the loss of their Tejano radio stations. Well, the stations remain, all SEVEN of them, but they no longer play true Tejano, it’s really Mexican (code for non-US-born Spanish-speaking artists). Their complaint is still valid though. The feeding frenzy of Clear Channel led to BMP and Univsion gobbling up these former Tejano stations, then they destroyed all the localization we all used to have up until the mid Nineties. This obviously happened with Rock, Pop, Urban, Soul, etc. stations, since they all sound the same regardless of which US city you reside in now. You just wouldn’t know how much non-Mexicans are upset about it from last night’s hearing since they didn’t get a word in as the representatives from LULAC, the cancelled Johnny Canales show and other Hispanics monopolized Adelstein’s time.

At least I got Adelstein’s business card so I can send him a more thoughtful, calm and articulate letter about my concerns over media consolidation destroying local cultures with a corporate overculture and lowering the level of debate in America to name calling, advertising and the lazy he-said, she-said format.

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Happy 11th International Talk like a Pirate Day!

Ahoy matey! Today is International Talk like a Pirate Day! I can send ya’ missives on this here interweb thingy but me regular gig involves talkin’ to landlubbers so I has to use the King’s English.

To learn more about it, click here. Celebrate by having some Long John Silver’s and putting on the DVD of Muppet Treasure IslandPirates of Penzance (with Linda Rondstandt and Kevin Kline) or some little movie called Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hoist the Jolly Roger!

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Ken Hitchcock is the Flyers’ HC until 2009

I was beginning to doubt what GM Bobby Clarke and head guy Ed Snider were saying about “taking care of” Head Coach Ken Hitchcock. He’s a good coach and he’s outlasted several others when the ownership used to blame the coach whenever the Flyers failed to make it to the Stanley Cup after 1997. When they brought ‘Hitch’ aboard, they (Snider and Clarke) made it clear to the players that any further failures will rest clearly on the shoulders of the team and trades will happen before Hitchcock would be fired. Now he has received a new three-year contract which is awesome. He will be able to continue grooming the promising young talent (Umberger, Richards, Carter, Meyer, Eager, Picard, etc.) into a real Cup contender in the near future because it isn’t going to happen this season. Meanwhile, it will keep the more disagreeable players from being uncooperative (Hatcher, Rathje, Forsberg, Nedved and sadly, Gagne now that he was a 47-goal scorer) since a coach with an uncertain future is easier to can than trading away or buying out a player’s $5 million/season contract. From what I’ve read he’s demanding and tough in private, so many of the more famous players would rather not play under his guidance; it was rumored to be one reason why John LeClair wouldn’t go to Dallas back in the Nineties and there’s no love lost from Brett Hull. I have to side with this coach. Ken Hitchcock may only have one Stanley Cup, but he is one of the few coaches to have 300+ wins in such a brief time. He does it by getting results too. He’ll need a miracle with the horrible defensemen Clarke got him though.

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Lame, but not controversial

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Someone needs to smack the headline writer for this story polluting my ESPN Hockey widget. Buffalo’s new uniforms aren’t controversial, they’re lame. I have no idea why this franchise keeps changing their colors and logos so often. They’ve never won the Cup but I do agree they were robbed of it by the Dallas Stars and Gary Bettman. They were also in horrible financial shape several seasons ago thanks to them being the property of the Adelphia crooks. I don’t think they warrant new jerseys when they can’t stick with anything on a consistent basis. Back to ESPN though. I shouldn’t be surprised at the channel’s use of hyperbole, their parent company is Disney and their broadcasting network ran that highly inaccurate 9/11 crap. Maybe the headline writer or editor believes in intelligent design. Its proponents claim that evolution is still “controversial” with scientists so it only makes sense to extend it to teams in small markets whenever they change their uniforms to bilk their fans.

Now if they want a stink, they should change their name from Sabres to Gold like my alma mater [Marquette] did. Why not? Buffalo is half-way there. They’ve got the same colors for this one, they can just do it without wasting $500,000 of the students’ money researching how much everyone will hate it.

Correction, Late Sept. 18: How could I have completely forgotten this gem of an awful hockey jersey! It only lasted a couple seasons because of all the Gorton’s seafood jokes is my guess and it’s certainly worse than Buffalo. Vancouver’s from the 80s was puzzling but the Islanders’ was more comical as the link will show you.

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