Happy Birthday to the Hoser!

Hoser is the nickname we gave to my Best Friend José Martinez-Garriga. We? The other people from my days at Marquette who also have the designation of Best Friend (Paul & Helen Silder). It was the 80s so there were still fresh memories of the MacKenzie Brothers from SCTV and this was the Midwest, Spanish wasn’t widely spoken. He didn’t mind and over the years, I feel he has embraced it. 
 
I won’t disclose his age, that’s up to him. 
 
Let’s wish him well and I hope his girlfriend has some cool plans for his special day. It should be cooler nowadays because back in our days at Marquette, he had to be more cautious and reserved in our celebrations with final exams being around the corner or ongoing.

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Trivial computer landmark for Picayune

Happy birthday to Zocalo, the Mac Mini in my living room that hosts Maggi Picayune, several other sites (pending works) and KMAG. For almost three years, Zocalo’s duties were carried out by Sealab 2021 (a refurb an Indigo iMac G3) until it mysteriously died after updating the OS. Well, it looked like software until I saw the scorch marks on the power cord. 
 
I recently bought the AppleCare plan to have its hardware covered for another two years so it will be the solution for hosting things for some time to come. Besides the server OS doesn’t run on the new Intel machines at this time.

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Southern Culture on the Skids rocks Austin for three nights

Yee haw! Last night (or really this morning) Southern Culture on the Skids returned for a trio of shows at Austin’s Continental Club (another story in its own right). They’re always a great fit for this city and the venue with their blend of Rockabilly, Surf Rock and humor about White Trash stereotypes.

SCOTS telling the crowd how much better

SCOTS telling the crowd how much better day-old banana puddin' is

This year they came to Austin to promote their new live CD Doublewide and Live which I felt was overdue. Then again, as much as I’ve always wanted to preserve the energy of their live show, you won’t receive the whole experience since there’s a visual element to enjoy. SCOTS’ stage show isn’t as elaborate as the Aquabats but Rick, Mary and Dave have their redneck personas to entertain the audience between numbers.

Singer/Guitarist, Producer, avid Mac user

Singer/Guitarist, Producer, avid Mac user and proud new father Rick Miller

SCOTS broke out the hits as soon as they hit the stage peppered with many more instrumentals than I’m used to them doing (I’ve seen them three times earlier). The best one was a long tribute to Link Wray who was a fellow North Carolinian. For their encore, they did “Eight Piece Box,” their best song about fried chicken (food is a common theme for SCOTS: “Biscuit Eater,” “Fried Chicken and Gasoline” and “Banana Pudding” are crowd favorites). Rick and Mary invited some of the drunk women on to the stage for the song. Not always a wise choice because I got tagged on the head by some of deep-fried skin. Good thing it was cold Golden Chick, not steaming hot KFC or Popeye’s.

Singer/Bassist Mary Huff,

Singer/Bassist Mary Huff, the de facto mascot.

When the show let out (2 am), I had the good fortune of getting to talk to Rick for a few minutes. I didn’t trouble him for a picture because he’s still pretty excited about being a dad for the first time (his son is only a few months old and on tour with them). He remembered me a bit from several years ago (the perks of being an Apple employee) but he was wonderfully gracious to answer my questions about his studio, his work with the Fleshtones and how his Mac is integrated into his predominantly analog gear to make finished productions. Thankfully I was able to return the favor with his inquiries about hardware solutions for the future. He was very happy to know that Mac OS X addresses the usage of multiple processors so he could upgrade in the near future. I finally have business cards again to share should he have a question on tour. 
 
Lately, Southern Culture on the Skids is on the smaller Yep Roc label yet it shouldn’t stop you from checking their latest release. It’s a solid starter kit for newbies. Their live show is also a must to see because it’s genuinely entertaining for many reasons, not just the so-called ironic angle.

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Nasty Colors for May!

Now before you go running away, screaming and saying that this odd combination of colors on my site blinded you… 
 
There is a logical explanation why. If my grandmother took better care of herself, she would’ve turned 100 on May 3. I doubt she would’ve admitted to it because I frequently recalled her lying about her age. As if dating was on the agenda. 
 
Last month I did some research on which colors are associated with Grandma’s zodiac sign, Taurus. According to the sites I found, they pretty much agreed on turquoise, brown and russet. Good luck finding russet with the hexadecimal system HTML uses for colors! Besides, I think russet is another version of brown. 
 
If you don’t like this color scheme, just repeat this, “it’s only for a month, it’ll be something more pleasant in June.”

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Week 29 of NHL 2005-6

A very, very belated NHL tirade this week. Other stories were more pressing and I was just reeling over my team’s humiliating 8-2 spanking from Buffalo. My dude in goal Robert Esche had a horrendous game two when he gave up FIVE goals on 10 shots. When he gave up the third goal 12 minutes into the first period, I had already changed the channel since the real Flyers would be showing up in the second period with at least a three goal deficit. I’m glad I did change the channel when I saw ESPN News reporting the final score with Buffalo’s coach saying the Flyers played “like idiots.” Idiot would be an understatement. 
 
So the Flyers avenged themselves by winning Wednesday night so a Sabres Sweep won’t be happening this time. Nor will I count on a Flyers comeback a la 1977 when Toronto had a 2-0 series lead and someone on the Leafs said they were “done like dinner.” My team is pretty injured, pretty slow and still has confidence problems when Forsberg isn’t playing. The previous prediction of the Flyers being eliminated in this round 4-1 stands, but we’ll see tonight in Philly. Should they suddenly turn it around and win the series, I will be very happy. Their chances in the next round will depend upon how many games this takes since it’s likely the winner will face the Devils, not the Senators. 
 
Since the Flyers aren’t likely to be going to the Stanley Cup (again), who will I back? For the East probably the Devils because they really made the conclusion to the Atlantic Division a nail biter. The Senators deserve my support too. They played a damn good season so I have to respect that. For the West it’s the Red Wings. Hate them or love them, the Wings have some of the best players around, including four members of Sweden’s gold-medal team (Flyers only have one, guess who). They always want to win and from my recent interest in hockey (early 2000s thanks to PS2), they’re frequently the team in the West to always beat. After the Wings, I have a soft spot in my heart for the Sharks.

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First AppleCare Excellence Award in years

Yesterday I was pleasantly surprised with an AppleCare Excellence Award for doing a really impressive (to the customer) job helping an IT consultant back in February. My evil twin must’ve come to work that day. Seriously though, I don’t really fret nor gloat about the customers’ feelings or opinions of me. I am confident that a large majority of them think I’m cool and a very small, irrational minority want my head on a pike. 
 
It was a nice shock because very people in my Enterprise team win. Doesn’t we mean we suck, our performance and effectiveness is harder to measure against the dominant model my site uses: Desktop, Portable and Customer Service support. My team tends to also have the same people win frequently on the contests that awards things based upon numbers, not really intangibles. I’m not going to elaborate there since my site is not about slagging my co-workers or job. This is about something positive. And how positive it was! Fifty bucks for me to do as I wish. 
 
The money was nice but I think what I liked better is all the patience and recognitition I’ve received from the powers that be in Enterprise and Site Management. 2004 was an ugly year for me and 2005 was a recovery year. These days, I feel like I’m back on track, namely in the confidence department. The only downside is my co-workers now knowing about the prize so I can’t use the IRS excuse for not providing donuts on Fridays.

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Democracy (In)Action or mini C-Span

Tuesday night I finally went to my first homeowners’ association meeting after living in Sarah’s Creek (my ‘burb’s name) for five years. I hadn’t attended in the past because they were always scheduled when I was working later shifts or previous plans were already in motion. Yeah I know, shame on me, putting democracy aside for my own selfishness. Other than mailing in $40 a quarter and receiving annoying letters over my lawn or something trivial, I really never paid attention to this little “government.” I always felt it was more like an annoying microverse of Jacobian France. 
 
I went this time to see what the fuss is about and someone told me a concrete factory is being built near the neighborhood. This same someone also claimed that my ‘burb was in favor of it. Doubtful, concrete trucks mean junk falling off them resulting in cracked windshields. Somara also insisted I went because I made her go a while back when there was some idiotic plan to make everyone sign up with the same, overpriced trash collector (BFI is a bunch of thieves). 
 
There were enough people for a quorum (65) so on went the exciting matters about the budget, the public grounds being handled by a landscaping company, various committees, turn out for the Easter egg hunt and stuff I think I’ve seen on public access TV. Several people were there together to complain about a house painted an ugly color and has eight pick-up trucks parked in front of it all the time. Small wonder, they estimate three to four families living in there and the house’s owner leases it. Sounded like the place up the street from me. The old debate about a basketball court versus a volleyball court in the public park came up, again. Somara told me about this one from two years ago. The board wants volleyball because it’s cheaper to build and maintain. However, sand for the court just would make it a giant cat litter box since some jerks don’t keep their cats indoors. The board couldn’t give a strong argument against the basketball court other than construction costs. I think what they needed to state is the liability involved. A concrete-based court is a lawsuit waiting to happen with all the knee injuries. The foundation of it will crack inevitably too because construction companies in the US don’t really level the ground underneath that well (something I learned on NPR on the origin of pot holes and why European highways last longer). Lastly, I the other unsaid explanation the board didn’t want to give is the opinion that basketball courts are magnets for Black teenagers who will be hanging out there all day and night. I don’t know if that would really happen. Doubtful though. We’re talking about Pflugerville, not the Cabrini Green projects. 
 
When the subject of dead grass came up, I got my say in. My neighbor and I received one of those annoying letters about the dead patches we had. There was a drought this Winter so much of the invasive species of sod died. Admittedly, I was rather impolite about it. Bringing this silly yard to the level as my neighbor (a younger version of Hank Hill when it comes to landscaping) probably has a staggering water bill. They were cool and said as long as I showed progress on fixing my front yard, the letters would stop. Satisfied with their answer, I then asked (politely) what would it take to get the main intersection out of Sarah’s Creek to have a protected-left-turn light since the traffic from the other side rarely signals. I brought up the concrete factory too. That received puzzled looks so I need to grill the person who approached me about it soon. 
 
Will I run for the board? Probably not. After doing a few months on Apple’s Quality of Life committee, I was pretty tired. I enjoyed that experience but it was equal to holding an additional part-time job while juggling my Apple and Kenny’s responsibilities. If I really wanted to be dragged through politics, I’ll pursue a full-time gig with the Democratic Party or shoot for a cushy spot with a Liberal think tank.

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Continue with your plans for May

I was checking out Dr. Plait’s Bad Astronomy site earlier and saw that he had to debunk another false alarm about a comet hitting the Earth in May. I hadn’t been to his site for a while because his clarification was posted on April 13th. 
 
Check out his debunking here which is quite funny and informative. 
 
Meanwhile, carry on with your plans for May and then some because there will be no real-life re-creation of horrible films such as Deep ImpactMeteor or even the most implausbile one of the bunch, Armageddon.

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Operation Teeth, Part Two

Stage two of my dental work was completed yesterday. I would’ve posted the pictures then but Monday was rather crazy due to errands with Somara, my selfishness at the mall and then Tuesday’s fun (see “Democracy Inaction” story in Headlines). At least one little victory was my weight on the GNC scale being four ounces over 225 pounds (the scale must be faulty). So my dentist, Dr. Alice Johnson, tackled the first of many cavities (I think four, maybe five) with the trickier one as shown in the picture below.

The green area was really a pinkish brown. I only colored it so it stood out.

 I hadn’t had a filling in 25 years. The experience was rather painful and unpleasant since the dentist who did that one was a dick. I stupidly refused to have the area numbed because it would’ve involved a needle going into my gums (an ongoing childhood fear). I took my chances having the dentitst’s drill work on my tooth (a molar in front of the one I had pulled) as is. I believe he received his cue to stop when I just about ripped the armrests off the chair. The filling was oversensitive to everything for weeks but I tolerated it. Suffering with my one declared cavity as a kid was the lesser evil compared to dealing with a rather mean-spirited dentist. 

Enough of that digression. My point is that the filling was painless, seamless and rather easy. Dr. Alice numbed up the gums around the teeth before injecting a needle. I could feel the pressure and the piercing yet it barely hurt. The harder part was keeping my mouth open without having to spit every two minutes. As you can see below, she did a bang up job. It may be hard to tell from the After picture; she buffed the neighboring and affected teeth to get the filling to match better.

 

As you can see, the fillng is impossible to find.

As you can see, the fillng is impossible to find. Until I get my teeth whitened later.

Next week, I think there will be two cavities in the back of my mouth killed off but these will be silver since no one will really notice and I won’t look like a pimp from The Boondocks cartoon.

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Another Intel-based portable, getting closer

Apple officially released the 17″ (43 cm) version of the MacBook Pro, aka a Mac-based portable with an Intel processor. 
 
Still too big for the backpack my wife made me years ago to carry and store my old 5300c, now currently occupied by my iBook G3. 
 
I would like to replace my portable Mac this year since the current iBook I own is rather long in the tooth but I think I’ll wait until the Intel-based iBook successor appears, and the kinks are worked out. Being an early adopter is really just a different label for pretentious, impatient idiot.

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Poor stray kitty

I’m feeling somewhat better. I probably need to see a doctor for my two weeks of sniffling, hacking and constant nose blowing. At least I am well enough to function at work and around the house. 
 
I did have a little emotional set back when I stumbled upon a poor dead cat left right in the middle of the street near Apple. Somebody ran her over (I’m only guessing on its gender) between lunch time and when my shift ended. I couldn’t let her just lie there because you can always count on some cruel, sick idiot to run over the corpse again (Austin is in the South despite its high proportion of college graduates). Since the air conditioner is always overcranked at work, I always wear two shirts which gave me one to spare to cover the body, pick it up off the street and place it on the nearby ground. Then I found a bunch of leaves to “bury” her body and part of a plastic trash bag for her poor crushed head (hopefully, she didn’t suffer or died quickly). Finally, I tore part of some garage sale sign to make a marker about there being a dead cat in the makeshift grave. She didn’t have a collar on so it’s impossible to tell if there’s an owner missing her. I doubt it though. There are always feral colonies of animals near commercial districts, especially cats (Miette used to be one). 
 
Maybe I’ll go visit the poor cat’s grave tomorrow on my day off to see if it was molested. I was really more concerned about coyotes but I have never heard any reports of them near Parmer Lane. Other than cats, all I’ve ever spotted were deer and thankfully they haven’t changed their diets to include meat. There are buzzards in Austin yet I don’t know how much effort they will go for a free meal. I did discover recently, they won’t budge for oncoming cars if they’re dining. 
 
Needless to say, the four cats in my house received extra hugs and attention when I arrived at my house (after a thorough hand washing). Burying that poor cat made me sad since it was probably feral and no one loved her and no one will miss her. I only wished that there was a happier ending for her like Nemo or even Skid had instead of what also happened to a rabbit I helped in 1998.

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Thunder Storm Fun

Picayune went down last night around 2-3 am and I got it back up by 7 am thanks to a thunder storm (or maybe a series of them). I doubt anyone was looking at this site in the middle of the night in the US and it’s not like I have been posting much lately (still trying to shake the persistent illness bugging me). Fortunately, the site is intact and I didn’t have to rebuild it. 
 
The storm(s) were nasty though. Before my day at work ended, there was mothball-sized hail. I think that’s at least the second time we’ve had hail this year. There were reports this morning that it was golf-ball sized in San Marcos (college town over 30 miles south of Austin). Plus thunder loud enough to wake even me up several times throughout the evening.

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Week 28 of NHL 2005-6

I decided to wait until the regular season was officially over last night to post my diatribe over hockey, plus I’m still under the weather (can’t seem to shake the coughing part, but I do feel somewhat better today). 
 
The Atlantic Division was finally decided and it didn’t go according to my predicitions yet the Flyers still managed to set themselves up for a one-round only appearance this season. The three teams vying for first place all had games last night and here’s what I predicted their outcome to be: Senators v. Rangers, Rangers would lose, thus losing first place and they did; Devils v. Canadiens, Devils would win and probably take first (jerks); Flyers v. Islanders, Flyers would lose because they’d “show up” sometime in the second period with a two-goal deficit, oddly, they won 4-1 (but there were two empty net goals at the end). It would’ve been wiser to lose, let the Rangers take fifth spot, wear down the Sabres while they’d have better odds winning the series against the Devils. Even so, with the Flyers winning over the Islanders and the Senators clobbering the Rangers, I figured my team had surprised me by winning first place in the Atlantic and why not, while I was toggling between the channels, the Canadiens were beating the Devils 3-1 when the Flyers’ game ended. Not so, those damned Devils kicked it into gear to win 4-3 yet I did predict the outcome correctly with them. 
 
I have no idea how Ken Hitchcock will motivate these guys since they still have a problem of showing up for the game one period too late, too often. The Flyers could’ve and should’ve ruled the Atlantic Division since the Devils are aging, Rangers only have one offensive line, Penguins are rebuilding and up for sale and the Islanders are in disarray despite having Satan on their team (I know it looks funny but he’s from Eastern Europe and it’s pronounced SHUH-tan). My hopes for the postseason would be this. Clarke won’t be out of a job as GM, thus I also hope Hitchcock will not be fired as head coach because I feel Ken knows what he’s talking about. He’s no Scotty Bowman but he did turn the Stars around into a winning club before they fired him. The Flyers have a newer, younger foundation ready to go with those guys from the Phantoms, they’ll be okay. Older players will be the ones on the bubble, especially the ones who lack speed: Rathje, Hatcher, Stevenson, Savage and Desjardins. I also have to agree about the lack of Keith Primeau making a difference. Primeau isn’t the player he was 10 years ago yet the guy is definitely captain material. With the dumping of LeClair, Recchi and Roenick, no one remained to fill his skates when he was injured. Hatcher doesn’t cut it even as interim captain. I also feel dumping Forsberg won’t upset me. He only appeared in 50-some games, his contract is only for two years (on remains) and the team has this dependency on him. The Flyers are the number seven franchise in wins and goals which would put them in first for the Class of ‘67, something they achieved before he joined. They will continue being a winning team long after he leaves. Someone has to remove that mental block on the team’s collective consciousness. 
 
How many weeks will this section go on? Haven’t decided. It may be until the Flyers are eliminated or until the Stanley Cup winner hoists up the trophy. We’ll see.

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Freebirds

Before Chipotle came along, there was Freebirds, the original burrito restaurant chain for us in Austin. It’s another local chain or place that I really enjoy but it originated in College Station, TX (the anti-Austin), thus it’s not in the Austintatious category. 
 
A burrito place like Taco Bell? Not exactly. At Taco Bell, Del Taco or Taco Cabana, a burrito is one of many things those places sell. With Freebirds, the burrito is the star and each is custom made to your specification by the one employee who is taking your order. You walk up to the starting point, you tell the Freebird employee the size (Regular, Monster, Half or Super Monster), the flavor of tortilla, meat or not, rice, type of cheese or not (they do cater to vegetarians), sauce, vegetables, etc. 
 
Big deal, so what. 
 
As I’ve written before with Waterloo Records and Book People, it’s the employees who make the difference along with the little things. I’ll go with the nice touches first. All prices are “tax included” rounded up to the nearest quarter, no chump change as they say. They have bins to recycle all the aluminum foil used to wrap your food. Lastly, they sell funny T-shirts plugging their product such as “unwrap my monster.” The employees are the other clincher. They’re allowed to have fun by wearing funny pins, T-Shirts, tatoos, body piercings, nicknames, be loud, so on. Probably as long as they’re clean, efficient and polite. 
 
Here’s the additional rub, unlike other fast-food places in Texas; the employees are teenagers, college students and young adults from all ethnicities. To the argument about Mexicans coming to America to do the jobs citizens don’t want to do I say “HA!” Freebirds shows that there are ways and incentives to get citizens, especially young people to do “undesirable” jobs in this country. Meanwhile, their burritos aren’t much more expensive than Chipotle’s, thus flushing the economic argument down the toilet. I make the observation not as a nativist or xenophobe but as a person who tires from the false mantra about younger citizens being too lazy to get a job or they feel they’re “too good” for one. Besides, I’d rather support Freebirds which does more for the local economy like the other places I mentioned in Austintatious.

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Seven years as an Apple employee

On this day, I received my package, employee number and modified badge signifying employee, not contractor (really a temp). It was a pretty sweet day going through the orientation with the other six people who made it. Back in 1999, becoming an employee through AppleCare (tech support) was a more difficult achievement but it would soon become easier in the following years due to the nature of the business changing. 
 
Today, there are only two of us left from that hiring date. Scott Smith and me. JoAnna Slimmer and Darren Doyle quit within a year and Eric Lyons died in his sleep on New Year’s Eve, it was very sad. There was another guy we didn’t know from Servers & Apps who also left. Scott and I have never been able to figure out or remember who the seventh person was. 
 
What do I get for seven years? Another vacation day to my rate. Five is always the big one because you get 100% matching on the 401k. Long ago, if you made it to five, employees used to receive a six-week paid sabbatical to recharge the batteries. People would go on trips to Europe or other exotic places, I always wanted to go to France with mine. When Jobs returned to power, he killed that program. He claimed people were using it to job hunt. Not really, Apple was already perceived to be on the ropes so people were job hunting all the time. There were dozens of people in Austin due to collect on this benefit and it would’ve looked bad to the shareholders, thus, it was cut to save money. 
 
Has it been worth it? With little hesistation, yes. It’s the longest job I’ve ever had. I have had adequate or better reviews, with the exception of 2004, but that’s another story which has been resolved and best left in the past. It’s a much easier job to explain than everywhere else I worked. And I know it is pretty lousy at many other places still. 
 
What’s in store for the next year? I don’t know. Currently, I have a supervisor I enjoy working with plus another one nearby. There could be some improvement on other fronts, including myself but I will be mapping that out with the boss and probably HR (great lesson I learned, you can talk to them for many things, they’re not around for just the negative). Much is still in limbo while Somara tries to gain some traction on her career. Fortunately, Whole Foods called back so my fingers are crossed there. Apple? They’ve been decent to me and I have held up my end of the bargain over 90 percent of the time, which is an A. I think 2006 will be a decent year through to April 12, 2007.

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