Small World through Marquette II

I received an e-mail from my friends Paul & Helen Silder about Marc Schauer. We guys all lived on the same floor of McCormick (Paul, Marc, John, Brian [Slats] that Tony Keys guy I mentioned in an earlier entry, Doug, and me). He and Paul were roommates at Tower the following year. Then he weaseled his way out of his housing contract the next semester to move into John’s apartment. He dropped out of Marquette and I never really followed up on the guy. Personally, we didn’t get along. I felt he was a spoiled, rich brat from the Hinsdale area (very wealthy part soutwest of Chicago) who lacked even less discipline than me to attend his classes. He didn’t have a high opinion of me neither. He probably thought I was a small-minded, bourgeouis racist like Paul and Slats (we aren’t, we just had to work and borrow for what we had because our parents couldn’t just cut a check for our tuition on admission day). He didn’t show at the Silder wedding and Marc had fallen off my radar once he dropped out of Marquette in the Summer of 1988. 
 
One thing I could always give Marc credit for was his smoothness with women. Despite the obvious acne scars, he had a charm, wit and confidence with them. He also did pick on women who less attractive and had low self-esteem like John, so we were envious. I was probably my usual pious, killjoy self then. (I didn’t believe in hurting other people’s feelings if it could avoided. Sex with precautions was fine.) 
 
From these pictures (links courtesy of the Silders), he’s still a smooth operator since he’s hooked up with actress Laura Linney. Yes, the woman who played Jim Carrey’s TV-show wife in The Truman Show
 
The first one just lists his name in the photo but you see only the back of his head. Schauer isn’t an uncommon last name. 
 
But the second one clinches that it’s him with Laura Linney because it’s a front view and the same evening of the Oscars in 2005. 
 
Maybe I should’ve dropped out of Marquette after my freshman year as my mom suggested.

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Week 27 of NHL 2005-6

The Playoffs kick off April 18 and it seems the East is pretty much wrapped up. Only seed eight is being battled over, I really don’t think Toronto or Atlanta have a shot with seed seven. With the West, only Vancouver is struggling to stay alive and land the eighth seed. 
 
Philly cinched up their spot last week but they’ve been so sloppy that they may even lose their fifth position to New Jersey. Admittedly, they’d have better odds taking on the NY Rangers in the playoffs over the Sabres but I’m with Tim from the local paper, this is a one-round wonder team. One thing he brought to my attention that I hadn’t given much thought, Philly is as poor as the Rangers when it comes to offense; he feels they’re a one-line team too. I don’t completely agree but sadly the stats do back his claim of the Gagne-Forsberg-Knuble line being it. Next season, we’re going to see more out of Carter, Umberger and Richards. When everything is wrapped on April 18th, we’ll see who is right. Thankfully I only wasted $10 on the Flyers taking the Cup. I think the oddmakers at the Venetian need to think a little harder giving Philly 9-2 (best bet) odds while they appeared to be on target with Detroit at 9-1. 
 
In other news, Luc Robitaille announced his retirement. He has been a fixture of the LA Kings throughout his career even though he went to Detroit to win a Cup. He is the highest scoring Left Wing in NHL history. Luc will be missed. I am only saddened that he’s leaving the Kings at the end of the horrendous season; they went from being the division leader of the Pacific in the beginning to being completely out of the playoffs with Phoenix. Dallas, San Jose and Anaheim pulled through in the second half of the season. 
 
Speaking of Phoenix, I was wrong in my prediction that the Great One could at least get the ‘Yotes to the first round of the playoffs. I do hope he will give it another try next season despite having only a one-season contract. Failure builds character. Look at Scotty Bowman. He led the St. Louis Blues to the Stanley Cup in their first season (because of how the NHL was structured then) only to lose (again, the NHL was rigged in favor the older teams for a couple seasons after the ’67 expansion). Now Scotty is one of the winningest coaches in NHL history. I don’t think the whole Tocchet scandal mattered either. Phoenix doesn’t have all the pieces in place. Having Brett Hull was a short-lived publicity stunt. CuJo in goal is iffy, but he may finally get it together in the playoffs next time. There’s talent with Doan and Comrie. There’s experience with Ricci. We’ll see how they do in the off-season with trades, the draft and if there’s anything to cannibalize with their AHL last-place division team in San Antonio. 
 
Philly’s AHL franchise also landed in last place in their division while Pittsburgh’s is completely the opposite. Thanks to injuries on the Flyers, the Phantoms were picked apart so that probably hurt. I don’t think it will matter with the Penguins of either league. Pittsburgh needs more work in the off-season while fending off the rumors of them moving to Hartford, CT. I’m still egging on Portland for the alliteration.

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The Gift of the Magi debuted 100 years ago

According to History.com (aka the History Channel’s web site, aka the WWII Channel), this was the first publishing of O. Henry’s famous story about a young married couple making great personal sacrifices to give each other Christmas presents. It was actually part of an anthology containing other short stories but it seems this is the one most remember. It is still referenced to this day directly; such as the characters selling their hair for X-Mas gifts onFuturama; and indirectly; the pawned tools and hole put in the washtub inEmmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas (on old exclusive presentation by the Muppets for HBO in the late Seventies). 
 
Mr. O. Henry has a special significance in Austin, TX. It’s where he lived and embezzled money from the bank he was working for. There’s even a small building or house with a historical marker downtown about him. I’ll need to look it up next time to see what the specifics are. There are more details about his life posted on history.com, mainly the circumstances. 
 
Finally, the story has some significance to my family, due to our last name (or surname for some), Maggi. When people learn it isn’t pronounced “maggie,” “madgee” or even “magee.” They sometimes fumble upon the word magi. They’re getting closer, but great wisdom doesn’t exactly flow from my family. However, my dad was nicknamed O. Henry for it (that’s his claim) in his high school days (it was the early Sixties) and I do remember that upper classmen at Strake Jesuit refused to call me magi because of the definition (didn’t bother me, it beat the other things they called freshmen). On the other hand, I have been guilty of muddying the waters when using the play on words, Gifts of the Maggi. However, don’t ever expect me to shave my head to get you some expensive present.

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Picayune Down Monday Afternoon

Sorry about the inconvenience if you were looking for this site. 
 
I intentionally took it down on purpose to back it up before updating to 10.4.6, something I should be doing before any or every upgrade. 
 
There shouldn’t be any further interruptions of it , until the next attempt to back it up.

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Out sick

The entries into the site have slowed again thanks to Daylight Savings Time, an open window and the general stress of work. An open window? Yes, ever since I was a teenager, I will acquire a sinus-driven cold from having a window near my bed at night. Doesn’t matter if it’s blistering hot out in the Summer or relatively mild during the Texas Spring, I will get sick. I was holding out adequately Friday, figuring I could shake it off over the weekened by taking it easy. No dice. I had a call on Friday afternoon that kept me two hours past the end of my shift and when it was over, I felt pretty ill. This made working Saturday and my opening of Kenny’s Sunday rather difficult. 
 
Today, I’m definitely on the mend. The bigger problem will be making sure I’m mended enough to make it through a regular day tomorrow at Apple.

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Happy 78th Birthday James Garner

Mr. Garner falls under this category for two reasons. One, he’s been a big part of favorite TV shows and movies for me. Two, I’m glad he’s lived on after having his knees replaced and heart surgery, but 78 isn’t a milestone birthday like 50 or 75. 
 
James Garner is a personal hero and favorite of mine. Unlike Reagan, Willis and Ah-nold, he actually served in the military during the Korean War (most bios have him serving in the Merchant Marine) but his politics have historically been Left leaning (he does live in Hollywood). He’s also an oddity in Hollywood for being married once, still going at 50 years now. Finally, he’s actually pretty modest in ego compared to other actors; interviews, articles, etc, I’ve come across back that. I think he honestly enjoys the career he has which may explain why he hasn’t retired yet. 
 
Reruns of The Rockford Files in college (every Sunday night on WTMJ after the news) was really got me to like him. Previously, I had seen him in movies but nothing really grabbed my attention other than the weirdness of Victor, VictoriaThe Rockford Files was a rather cool, unusual and different detective show in my opinion. Sure Jim Rockford lived in Malibu, a crummy trailer on the beach counts if it’s in that ZIP code. He had a decent car yet the villains were pretty skilled at damaging it thus forcing him to borrow his dad’s truck (everyone loves Rocky). He had a heart of gold as a detective but that may have been a defense mechanism for all the clients who stiffed him. I think the show was a bit closer to what detective work was like; mundane, it involved numerous stakeouts and information gathering through deception; who doesn’t remember the little business card printing press he had in the car! 
 
Over the years as I’ve learned more about him, I think that show’s success really hinged upon how much the character was actually based upon his own life; both were in Korea, they’re named Jim, he even did some of the (safer) stunts and they’ve done odd jobs to keep afloat when times were tough. Mr. Garner has never been to prison though. I don’t know if they say Rockford and his dad originated from Oklahoma. 
 
This entry is making me really nostalgic, I think I will be calling my former roommate Paul for some air harmonica (to the show’s theme song) and ask him about that English paper he wrote referencing James Garner. I do remember our teacher Dr. Watson was familiar with the actor but more of his 1960s roles which were quite different from the 1970s and 80s material we knew.

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Katz’s, it never closes

Marc Katz founded this restaurant in 1979 back when Austin was still a sleepy college-state government town (probably when the population was around 250,000). I’m sure his relatives in New York thought he was a putz, schmoe and ferklempt to come here to start a deli restaurant. Good thing they were wrong because Katz’s is another awesome gem of Austin. Even though every friend from out of state I’ve had visit makes me drag them to San Antonio to see the smelly Riverwalk (an overpriced mall) and the Alamo, they are still treated to a meal here. 

At its heart, it’s a New York or East Coast-style deli restaurant with Central Texas touches: Shiner Bock, jalapenos, etc. According to my former roommate Garrett (raised in the Jewish religion), Katz’s isn’t truly kosher since they serve melted cheese over meat. It’s only uncool with the strictly pious Jews (his way of saying Hassidic Jews and the diehard Orthodox). Is Katz’s close? I honestly can’t say. I did eat at one deli restaurant in Manhattan when I attended Macworld 2000 but the place was near Times Square so I’m sure its “authenticity” can be easily challenged by more experienced Easterners. 

Authenticity aside, Katz’s is an Austin institution to me. When I first moved here in 1994, there were commercials on KNNC with Marc Katz himself plugging his restaurant. He’d end the spot with having blintzes ready for you no matter when you came in. I have also had Katz’s traditional Chrismtas dinner multiple times, starting with my first year here and the rest were provided by Apple. Another time, my friend Ethan and I went there for a late dinner. We had been drinking, didn’t have any luck meeting women so I know I had a horrible case of the munchies. He suggested we get a side of fried pickles. As a Midwesterner, I can’t say no to fried food but pickles? I thought it was the most disgusting thing at the time. Thankfully I was wrong and it wasn’t the booze deciding. 

I have over a dozen stories about my great meals, experiences, awesome wait staff and conversations shared at Katz’s. How I missed the place while I was in exile in North Carolina . Outside of Waffle House and Gypsy’s Shiner Diner, my part of NC lacked many late-night dining choices. My only frustration with the place is their location. It’s at Sixth Street and Rio Grande. Marc’s son Barry did open up a location in Houston near the Galleria (unfortunately the two aren’t speaking because of a fight over money). Back in the late Nineties, they were reumors of a second location on Austin’s north side. Maybe Marc will let me buy a franchise despite being a Gentile. 

To those of my friends who have yet to visit, just remember you’ll have to eat one meal with me there. You don’t need to share an order of fried pickles but you’ll need to order your own plate of apple, blueberry or hot fudge blintzes, they’re too good to share!

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Boot Camp isn’t training for Systems Engineers

A while back, one of the rumor sites had a contest to see who could successfully make a MacBook Pro boot on Windows XP. I figured it was inevitable with the Intel-based systems. When I read how the winner pulled it off, it was way too much trouble for the casual or even dedicated user. Only hobbyists with too much time on their hands would bother. 
 
Well Apple announced their solution to do such a thing yesterday. Surprisingly, it’s relatively easy, for Windows anything. I watched a co-worker set it up in our laboratory without all the weird “voodoo” tricks the rumor site documented. Even installing it on a true PC is formidable. 
 
The nagging question I have is why anyone of sound mind would bother? Windows is plagued with viruses, spyware, worms and a general unpleasantness (these problems are software-driven, they never were hardware). So who needs that installed on a Mac which is more expensive than the average PC. Not to mention a minimal copy of Windows XP will add $199 to the price tag. Outside of games, there is no compelling application my Mac can’t do. 
 
For me, the jury is still out. The only immediate upside is the declaration of no Windows support from Apple. Pretty upsetting for some since Apple’s ratings in Consumer Reports has clobbered the other major PC makers for over five years in a row. I would include Microsoft being bummed because I have never heard a good thing from anyone who called them for consumer-level support. Enterprise-level support is probably pretty decent due to its more expensive nature. 
 
If this will be the final push to get the remaining holdouts in my circle of friends though, then it will be worth it. I still have more mileage to drive out of my remaining PowerPC Macs until the Adobe CS3 package ships.

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Book People

Across the street from Waterloo Records (Sixth Street & Lamar Boulevard) is Book People, the best independent book store in Austin. Sure it’s easier and cheaper to buy hardcovers, paperbacks, coffee table books, etc. at the monster chains (Borders, Barnes & Noble, Half-Price Books and Amazon.com) and the chains have the same comforts: couches, chairs and fancy coffee drinks, thus blurring the lines of distinction of atmopshere. Yet I think they lack Book People’s sincerity; with the chains it still feels packaged, sterile and overcommercialized. So why go there if price doesn’t matter? Simply their book signings. 
 
There are signings with the chains, namely on Austin’s northwest side. With Book People, it’s a constant activity not an occasional promotional matter. Most of the big names in politics, fiction, history and biography come to sign autographs, read excerpts from their work and take questions from the audience. Depending upon the guest, the event takes place in the main hall of the second floor (near the stairwell) or there’s a special room on the third floor. Sadly, the store used to take up all three of its floors but times have been tough on them with the competition I mentioned before. I went to one signing for Kinky Friedman in 1999 at the Barnes & Noble. It was enjoyable. The Kinkster was witty. Then I’ve been to signings with Book People. These were miniature parties or rock concerts packed with much more enthusiasm. 
 
My first signing was in 1995 for Ann Rice. I mainly went to get a really unique gift (autographed copies) for two friends back North who really dug her work so my opinon of her was neutral. It was an all-day event with a band outside. She was even escorted to the signing area by the police. Years later, I finally got into the habit of going more often thanks to my wife. There was Michael Moorcock (my favorite fantasy author) and I got to ask him about the evolution of the Lords of Chaos v. the Lords of Law over the years. James Ellroy (author of LA Confidential) was a laugh a minute. Bruce Campbell also had the crowd in stitches with his smart-ass answers. Lastly, I finally got to meet my favorite contemporary fiction author and somewhat a writer of my age group and mindset, Douglas Coupland (Generation XShampoo Planet and Microserfs). Last year, Somara and I went to meet the man who put her on her current career path, Alton Brown (star ofGood Eats on the Food Network). Pretty amazing that his wit is as sharp on the fly as it is on his show. 
 
Numerous other authors have appeared which I sadly missed due to time constraints: Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Robert Reich, Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting) and John McCain (only to tell him I think he’s a cowardly weasel). You get the picture though of what a magnet Book People is for these people. They have their choice: larger, better known and more conveniently located stores or the store which says, “Austin!” Obviously, this place is the best for such an event hands down. 
 
In closing, Somara is the one who can best vouch for their dedication. Book People helped her find a particular book while Borders said it didn’t exist. For me, they’ve been equal on special orders (Borders v. Book People) but I have to give the edge to Book People too whenever I’m looking for something. Many of my purchasing decisions are influenced by NPR. This place knows its audience. KUT (the NPR affiliate) is very popular so they have a binder listing past guests on KUT and NPR to assist customers like me who frequently forget the exact name of the title and/or author.

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Beauty!

Don and his dog Blue

Don and his dog Blue

My long awaited Don Cherry action figure came! Now this hockey legend joins my collection of other Philly players John LeClair and Jeremy Roenick (there will be a Peter Forsberg, the Swedish Eric Lindros of injuries, later this year, yet I’m hoping there will be a Simon Gagne and/or Mike Knuble next season). 
 
Who is this guy? My friend Brian said it best, he’s the John Madden of hockey. He’s more of a pundit on the state of the NHL and hockey in general. Don Cherry didn’t have a very long career in the NHL as a coach (a few seasons with Boston and the Colorado Rockies, who are now the New Jersey Devils) and even shorter as a player (one game for Boston in 1955). He spent most of his playing in the minors. With such a short time in the majors, you could also say he’s the Bob Uecker of hockey. Doesn’t matter though because he is one the highlights of watching Hockey Night in Canada (only available on CBC through the NHL Center Ice package). The guy speaks his mind and doesn’t pull any punches which is against the Canadian stereotype; they’re usually polite, easily swayed. He’s very pro (English) Canadian when it comes to hockey players and game strategy so Europeans and Quebecoises/Quebeckers are frequently ridiculed by him. Lastly you’re always waiting for him to appear on his segment called Coach’s Corner just to see what kind of outrageous blazer he’ll wear that evening too. 
 
Macfarlane toys does the coolest sports figures too, look at the level of detail courtesy of this photo by Somara.

"I consider my style that of the men of the 1930s,

"I consider my style that of the men of the 1930s, where men had an elegant style, tight suits, tight collars, lots of jewellery, a clean sharp image. I must admit my style has been called foppish, but I like it."

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Week 26 of NHL 2005-6

Fourteen days remain in the season and now Boston and the NY Islanders are out of the running, leaving 23 teams vying for playoff spots. OK, there are over a dozen duking it out for the remaining seeds since Detroit, Dallas, Calgary, Nashville, Ottawa, Carolina, NY Rangers, Buffalo, and Philly have it locked up. 
 
My Flyers blew it against the Devils last week after giving Toronto some hope too. Oddly, they clobbered the NY Islanders on the following day which puts them back within two points of the NY Rangers for first in the Atlantic. Tonight they’re up against the Rangers but the game is blacked out thanks to the ongoing snit between OLN and Dish. I don’t know why OLN continues to cover that particular series since the Flyers and Rangers have never been rivals. Heck, I’m surprised they’d waste the energy on the Rangers since they’ve been a losing team for most of their existence. If I have the will, I may try to listen to it for free over NHL’s stream like last time. I would be awesome if the Flyers do pull it off, win the majority of their games, the Rangers lose the majority of theirs and my Flyers get first place. However, I think I will just accept their second place fate which then gives them the fifth seed and first-round elimination by the Buffalo Sabres. 
 
Meanwhile I was mistaken about Jeremy Roenick being out for the remainder of the season. His ankle was only chipped or something but not broken. The LA Kings fired their coach recently yet they’re sinking quickly and may not be in the playoffs. I can only hope next season will be better for him, if he has another season with the Kings.

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Waterloo Records

This is the best record store in all of Austin. I know, “record store” is a dated term since popular music has been predominantly in CD format for over a decade. Doesn’t matter though because Waterloo Records is the place to go if you’re searching for the current Vines album (due out on 4/4/06), the latest remasters of the ZZ Top catalog (recent development) or some of the more unusual, rare releases from bands you won’t find at the big box stores (imports, deluxe versions or “obscure” bands). 
 
Admittedly, a good chunk of what Waterloo Records does sell could be hunted down through Amazon.com who also acquired CDNow.com. But what you allegedly save on price is lost in shipping from my experience. Besides, music through them is just another “widget” to sell like it is with Wal-Mart or Target, they lack any real passion for the product. Now the location can be a nuisance (Sixth Street & Lamar) due to the ongoing construction while the big box stores are closer to my house and the average prices are not very competitive on the regular stock. I don’t care, these things don’t matter, this place has a dedicated, knowledgeable and, here’s the critical one, helpful staff. How helpful? Two quick examples from my shopping experiences: 
 
1. One evening, I stumbled upon a Matthew Sweet album that was done only for Japan. Since there wasn’t any visible English describing the contents, I couldn’t tell if it was new material. I asked an employee about it. He broke it out of the shrinkwrap for me so I could read the booklet and then wanted to know if I’d like to listen to it first. Plus, if I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t have to buy it! I was floored. Course I bought it being a Matthew Sweet fan and it did contain original songs he only did for the Japanese market. This employee took all the uncertainty out of my purchase. Big boxes? Usually a puzzled look is the answer.
 
2. When the Talking Heads boxed set appeared last Fall, I had checked out its price at the nearby (meaning closer) Best Buy and Borders. I even checked Amazon.com to get a ballpark there. Everywhere it ran about $150. If it was going to be that much, I calculated that I’ll spend as much with Waterloo Records instead, I would rather give them my money for such a big-ticket item. So before I drove down, I called. I asked if it was in stock, was put on hold and realized like a moron, I forgot to also request the price. The employee was way ahead of me. He came back, said there were plenty so when I got there after 6 PM, it wouldn’t be a problem and then promptly told me the price, $138! Again, points to the independents. 
 
To be fair, I have had good experiences with the big box people too. However, if the band isn’t normally on the radio or a flavor-of-the-month, those employees are bewildered. The experiences with other record stores such as Atomic Records in Milwaukee or “no-one really misses them” Tower Records in Austin were rather mixed. The average person equates those experiences with a trip to the store in High Fidelity where you’ll get judged on your purchases. Waterloo Records is a delight, they like everything and you’ll hear it over the speakers.
 
As for the big boxes, those places do have their purpose yet diehard, serious, fanatical music buying with them often ends in disappointment. Waterloo’s selection is top notch. Here’s the other cool part; outside of soundtracks, Electronica, Classical and International genres, the inventory is shelved in alphabetical order so you don’t need to jump over to the Country section for Dwight Yoakam or Johnny Cash, just check Y or C respectively. Same applies for Jazz, Blues, Rap and Pop/Rock. With such a vast selection, you can count on Mark and me doing our best to hit Waterloo’s three 20% Off Sales (one in early April, one in the Fall and the other on the day after Thanksgiving). 
 
Finally, I must close with the other reason why I must plug the store (and why it is a unique facet of Austin), my friend Chip. Chip is one of the import buyers for the store. We’ve been friends for over a decade, since his days at Technophilia (that’s another story). He is the go-to guy whenever I see imports in magazines I know I must have; the Adam Ant remasters, the new Simple Minds album and the last Del Amitri CD, all of which aren’t carried in the US for one reason or another. Best of all, if there’s anything involving Neil or Tim Finn, he notifies me and always makes sure I’m hooked up with a copy. Chip is a HUGE reason why my collection has some unusual things I love.

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Look Around You

My brother posted a plug for this BBC comedy a while back. At first I thought it was some kind of weird joke or he had a link to web page for the BBC from the Eighties. Then I watched a couple of the sample clips to discover they weren’t serious. They were solid demonstrations of that dry British wit. Fortunately, this show is carried on BBC America through my Dish. 
 
I finally caught a whole episode and it was pretty funny, especially if you grew up during the Seventies and early Eighties. Look Around You is a parody of those old educational shows in the UK (we have equivalents in the States) plugging new inventions, discoveries and predictions about how life will be different in 2000. The level of detail to the wardrobe is accurate and hiliarious (feathered hair, wide ties, the color schemes). The technology is even better. They must have rummaged all over the UK for some of the clunky stuff we used to call state-of-the-art (a VCR the size of three DVD players, computer programs loaded from cassettes). The presentation from the actors is what really sells the show though. They have that authoritative, dry, matter-of-factly demeanor I recall from the real programs of the past. Some of the future tech is ridiculous on purpose such using coffee to sanitize a toilet, but most of it is hilarious because I recall some of the goalposts Western Civilization had set back then. And yes, the main host, Peter Packard is played by the actor who was the terse roommate in Shaun of the Dead so there is no way this show is from the BBC’s archives. 
 
For me it’s definitely very different from other BritComs like their outright comedies Absolutely Fabulous or Fawlty Towers. This one is more in line with the Ali G Show which means most Americans won’t get it. As the Europeans say, America was declared an irony-free zone with the election of Reagan.

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Cat birthdays!

Since Molly, Miette and Wicca are all adopted animals, Somara and I just picked an arbitrary date for their birthdays. Based upon the data we were given on Molly from the shelter and the vets’ judgments of Miette’s and Wicca’s teeth, this is the best date we could use. 
 
Wicca is now 15. According to Somara, she was found in 1991, abandoned and taken in by another mother cat. I’m sure Somara can post all the corrections about Wicca’s early life. She is still pretty spry and vocal at her age. According to the charts in our vet’s office, Wicca’s age is equivalent to a human in her upper 70s. 
 
Molly is now 7. The shelter didn’t have many details about her past life other than the previous owners not wanting her around anymore. She had given birth to one previous litter before being fixed and from her alpha behavior, I don’t think she was a good mother. As a pet, Molly rocks. Like Wicca, she’s very vocal, attentive but more assertive. When she came home on her first day, she made it clear to Wicca she was the boss and has asserted it with the other two we added. Despite Molly’s dominance, she’s actually the most patient with children, she isn’t afraid of strangers and when she’s really in the zone with her purring, she drools, which quickly dispels her tough image. According to the vet’s chart, her age is equivalent to a human in her mid 40s now. 
 
Miette is the biggest mystery so we just put her at the same age as Molly, 7. Lately, I have suspected that she’s younger because she used to be a feral cat and her body always lacked the side effects of giving birth. Cats living in the wild reproduce at an alarming rate too. I seriously doubt she belonged to anyone, Miette was horribly underfed when I met her and there are feral cats who are too friendly for their own good. Originally we were going to find her a home after the success of a previously rescued cat we named Mongo. I was also going to stay with the Blazing Saddles theme and name her Lily. Somara vetoed it so I chose Miette after the little girl thief in City of Lost Children. It was a more fitting name since she quickly demonstrated her ability to rip open bags of cat food. Miette is a great pet too. Her personality is very different from the other two; she tends to keep to herself most of the day, then she’ll go through intervals of demanding attention (putting an iBook in your lap is a magnet for her) and she will stay near strangers, but they’re not allowed to touch her. Small, noisy children will receive a bop on the nose as my niece Madison discovered several years ago. 
 
In many ways, these three are our children and I couldn’t imagine my life without them. Somara may be making them a tuna-based treat to celebrate. Of course, to them, it’s just another day to take naps, play with the toys and let us know when it’s time to eat.

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Thirty years of going out of business!

On April Fool’s Day, 1976, Steve Jobs and Steve “the Woz” launched Apple Computer (now just called Apple) with the sale of the Apple I. They’ve been afailure ever since, especially in the eyes of pundits. 
 
[In the interest of full disclosure, like NPR does, I am biased as an employee of Apple and an avid Macintosh user since 1989, the year I discovered a computer that could actually solve a problem, not generate a new one. So I don’t have anything seriously negative to say about Apple’s products.] 
 
As a kid, I always wondered why the Apple-based computers out there were called Apple II, where were the Apple I models? According to history, there were only 50 made. Back then, a computer was usually a kit so you had to build the rest around it. However, the Apple II was the killer computer because it dared to have a display and keyboard! Why anyone would waste their time on the competing platforms with their counter intuitive interface is beyond me. Then again, it was the 1970s and computers with the Apple II’s interface were only seen in Sci-Fi movies. 
 
The crowning achievement is still the Macintosh. Sure there are other Graphical User Interfaces out there (GUI for short) such as Windows, but they always reek of “just good enough” for me. Microsoft inches closer with every revision yet I accomplish much more with the Macs I’ve owned over the years. With the Macintosh and its OS, I can just cut to the chase and do what I need to do. Back in the 1980s, if you wanted a computer, you’d go to some person who you felt was knowledgeable. He’d sit you down and then begin with a lecture about Wayne Babbage. Small wonder I hated computers (outside of games) as a teenager, especially with that stupid DOS prompt staring back at you. 
 
Here’s to 30 years and to a 100 more!

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